Nintendo Direct Feb 13, 2014 Thread | 3DS/Wii U Spring games

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Someone photoshop Iwata's face here
 
Thinking about baking some chicken breasts but don't really have anything to go with it... may need to slog through the fucking foot of snow over to the store (just across the road from my apt.)

This isn't a terribly interesting post but, you asked. :p

Home made pizza, none of that frozen stuff, 100% from scratch.

Nice nice, good choices all round. Thinking of making some scrambled egg with cheese, tomato puree and wasabi. Maybe some bacon to go with it. It turns out pretty damn nice.
 
The expectations that people have here, that somehow this is going to have the magnitude of an E3 press conference, is mind boggling.
 
So guys... what stream are you watching? The Japanese or the North American one?

What about us, poor europeans? Of course I'm watching the EU one.

Also reposting this for whoever wants to use it:

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Frankly I see a good part of these happening, aside from the crazy stuff like 3DS Metroid
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or the price-cut (denied by Iwata himself).
 
just saw there may be a shining forece announcement I haven't played one of those since SF III on Saturn you guys think there's a chance camelot is involved that is if it is indeed for a Nintendo console
 
I'm not feeling the hype. I think the most exiting thing that will be at the direct is X, but I'm not expecting anything new to be announced outside of maybe Pokken.
 
Sucks I can't watch this at work. If they announce Majora's Mask can someone contact me directly? I need to know this because it's more important than anything at the moment.
 
The expectations that people have here, that somehow this is going to have the magnitude of an E3 press conference, is mind boggling.

Its the same length as their E3 Direct, may very well be the longest Direct ever. We also have tweets from Platinum, Sakurai and Soraya which 99% confirms bayonetta, Smash and X will be shown.

More than enough reasons to be hyped.
 
Thinking about worst case scenario

  • After hype and a new video featuring footage we've already seen spliced together into a video package, Sakurai announces that Ridley makes his debut as a stage hazard.
  • Iwata comes out and announces Mario 500. He says this isn't an evolution of the old game concept Mario 100, that it's called Mario 500 cause it's the 500th Mario game and Nintendo is proud to announce Mario 500th game with this exclusive title. It involves Mario save Peach from Bowser as he traverses levels.
  • Zelda U is announced, it's actually a mini-game compilation based off Zelda dungeons with a story
  • Metroid is announced to NOT be coming out for the Wii U till 2020.
  • Reggie appears, anounces his retirement
  • Iwata introduces the Wii U depend. Now you can take Wii U and take a shit without having to sit in the bathroom
  • Iwata announces they are never going to make another F-Zero or Star Fox game again. Please understand.
  • Retro announces that are making Donkey Kong Counter Returns: Bongo Buzz. You play bongos to traverse through levels playing as Kiddy Kong
  • Pokemon Online for the Wii U is announced. It's a facebook-style app for Pokemon lovers that can communicate to each other through a very poor-graphic and dull landscape similar to the Kingdom Hearts mobile games.

What really hurts is that some of those don't seem that far outside the realm of possibility...
 
We were somewhere around neoGAF on the edge of the internet when the hype began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit anxious; maybe you should drive...." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge keese, all swooping and screeching and diving around the train, which was going about a hundred miles an hour towards the Nintendo Direct.
 
just saw there may be a shining forece announcement I haven't played one of those since SF III on Saturn you guys think there's a chance camelot is involved that is if it is indeed for a Nintendo console

They're saying the Shining announcement isn't an RPG, so I'm guessing it's a mobile thing and away from the Direct.
 
The expectations that people have here, that somehow this is going to have the magnitude of an E3 press conference, is mind boggling.

It's shameful. How many times are they going to stir up this insane hype only to be completely and utterly disappointed.
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I gave up being excited for these things with the last shitty ND.
 
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