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[Tesseract]

thread title and all its imagery will be buried in my brain stuffs until i die, thanks op.

tldr

 

[Anteater]

Can someone gif it...

just imagine this gif but with pee in his mouth

 

[Fritz]

Nature, why you so majestic?

 

[Despera]

After learning about how Angler fish mate, nothing related to animal sexuality will ever freak me out.

 

[Verelios]

So this is the Golden Land?

I'm game.

 

[bobbychalkers]

Obvious piss joke aside, there's an R. Kelly song somewhere in this.

 

[LaNaranja]

yeah, animals are into that.
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index...iraffe-will-first-urinate-in-the-males-mouth/

Welp I learned something new today.

 

[eagledare]

Giraffes are the R. Kelly's of the animal kingdom. Well done.

 

[Ivan 3414]

Giraffes are the most disgusting animals of all time confirmed.

 

[Reg]

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Google needs to think of the children and block this kind of stuff from YouTube.

 

[GTI Guy]

 

[IcyBlueStrawberry]

yeah, animals are into that.
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index...iraffe-will-first-urinate-in-the-males-mouth/

So giraffe mating habits are no different from human ones.

It's crazy how alike humans and animals are.

 

[AkuMifune]

So giraffe mating habits are no different from human ones.

It's crazy how alike humans and animals are.

Dolphins do drugs.

 

[Davidion]

This is the only certainty I expected from this thread.

 

[pikachu Lv 5]

I love the music that accompanied the video.

 

[GK86]

About as thirsty as your average gaffer.

 

[Rentahamster]

Reminds me of that other thread I made not too long ago.


A video of a dolphin having sex with the corpse of a headless fish and going \(^o^)/

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=716852

 

[Data West]

Who gave the giraffes internet?

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Play on playa.

 

[Trick_GSF]

He's got the right idea, yo.

 

[Nibel]

I think it's the same as standing in front of the drink dispenser at Subway and the wrong kind of juice comes out of it

 

[BHZ Mayor]

Giraffes are the most disgusting animals of all time confirmed.

 

[Shalashaska]

 

[DerZuhälter]

No wonder Ellie was so excited.

 

[sonikokaruto]

BRILLIANT!

Spoiler

ins't that a bannable offense?

 

[eso76]

Eh.

 

[madmook]

 

[Broder Salsa]

 

[Guerrillas in the Mist]

Eh.

Came for this. Leave satisfied.

 

[Parch]

Somewhat bizarrely, at least from a Darwinian perspective, after a necking battle, the males will often caress one another with their necks (which is sometimes misinterpreted as fighting) and then have sex with each other, including reaching climax. In fact, it’s estimated that 75% to 94% of the time male giraffes have sex, it is with another male giraffe

Bisexual giraffes into golden showers. Alrighty then.

Somehow I missed that show the last time I visited the zoo.

 

[Brannon]

The joy, the contentment...

 

[Tesseract]

jesus god someone please destroy this thread

 

[Dice]

Reminds me of RE6.

Edit: Damnit, stop being so fast, GAF.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

This is why they murder Giraffes in Denmark

 

[dpunk3]

Oh god why, GAF?

 

[the chris]

 

[ZealousD]

yeah, animals are into that.
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index...iraffe-will-first-urinate-in-the-males-mouth/

Hold on.

So the male orders the female to piss to see if she's horny.
If she's horny, then he tries to rape her.
At which point she runs away to try and get another male to save her.
At which point the two males start to fight.
But then they don't fight.
They just have gay sex.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[sixteen-bit]

That giraffe is thirsty.

Lol

Gross.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

i have or have not done this with an ex before. you decide.

 

[Drazgul]

That sweet golden nectar.

 

[Phire Phox]

Them some kinky ass giraffes

 

[Leunam]

Dude is totally into it, trying to savor every bit on his lips.

 

[kswiston]

Reminds me of the orangutan video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0dzgSfFQu8

 

[Ashodin]

relevant PA

 

[Jangocube]

Not sure why I just watched that. I mean, its exactly what you stated it would be, yet I clicked.

 

[CountAntonius]

I accidentally read "female gaffer" while glancing over the topics.

 

[LordCanti]

I've considered drinking the bath water before, but never this. Never this.

 

[sphinx]

lol at the responses, with a little change in the topic title, this thread could very well be the new and awesome "Kinky-GAF" community.