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[Red_Man]

Surprised he's really dumb enough to send pics of himself with her name on paper and all that.

 

[Salsa]

spriiiiiiiing breeeeeeaaaaak

 

[Ivan 3414]

Leave the dude alone. I hope the girl didn't put this info out.

 

[Intheflorsh]

If she's legal, she's legal. 18 is what I'd figure is the cutoff, and if she's 18, then go Franco. No problem here.

She's not 18.

 

[tearsofash]

People like who they like. I like cookies, and Franco is thirsty.

 

[Spinluck]

James is clearly trying to set her up with his little bro.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Is this some sort of contact strangers website? If not, I wonder how he got her contact details.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Damn, James is damn near dehydrated. Not hatin, just statin

 

[UrbanRats]

Franco is 36? goddamn.

Anyway, if she's legal, who gives a shit?

 

[.GqueB.]

Wow what a B.

 

[QuiteWhittle]

she's blates English

Franco is a US citizen and would be subjected to American laws.

 

[studyguy]

Those text...
God damn Franco, so thirsty!
I can't hate though, she's legal so what's the story here?

 

[xxracerxx]

James is clearly trying to set her up with his little bro.

 

[Sol..]

The amount of Franco .gifs and the word "thirst" in this thread is going to be mindmelting.

I've been trying to think of alternate ways to get my point across but fuck it.

He thirsty bruh. Too thirsty. Unrealistically thirsty.

 

[TheKaeptain]

If I was rich and famous I'd be plowing every hot 18-45 year old girl I caught a glance of.

I've seen some 60 year old's in LA that could get it.

 

[Cameron122]

It's legal


SPRING BREAK FO EVA

 

[Bolivar]

She has to be fine as hell for him to be that desperate. God damn, I have lost respect for him.

 

[Salsa]

James is clearly trying to set her up with his little bro.

that little bro son of a bitch doesnt need any help

 

[Dude Abides]

What a dumbass. "Don't tell" when it's obvious she wants a pic so she can show her friends, and he gives it to her.

 

[Yawnier]

Didn't this guy cut his arm off?

 

[Zoe]

How about nearly 18?

Isn't it 17 in New York?

 

[3N16MA]

He has to know that pic is going to be shared once he sent it. I just don't think he cares.

 

[Dereck]

He just wants a piece of that pie.

http://youtu.be/yX9rwbF3HkQ

 

[UrbanRats]

How come Franco is so thirsty tho? That's the real question.

Dude looks damn good for 36, is famous and rich.

 

[studyguy]

I've been trying to think of alternate ways to get my point across but fuck it.

He thirsty bruh. Too thirsty. Unrealistically thirsty.

 

[Liquidsnake]

^^LOl.


I wish I was James Franco.

 

[Brakke]

"It's legal" and "it's not sketch" are not the same things, guys.

 

[Maleficence]

Big deal

 

[TheKaeptain]

She has to be fine as hell for him to be that desperate. God damn, I have lost respect for him.

Nah I've heard some interesting stuff from people that have worked with him on sets. His thirsts is unquenchable.

 

[commish]

What a dumbass. "Don't tell" when it's obvious she wants a pic so she can show her friends, and he gives it to her.

I don't think he really cares.

 

[andycapps]

that little bro son of a bitch doesnt need any help

I'm not one to say this often, but whenever I see that guy in movies I always think he looks like a douche. Has a sneer perpetually on his face.

 

[Intheflorsh]

If this was taking place in California (where the legal age is 18), Franco is guilty of either a misdemeanor or a felony.

Edit: Rather, he would have been.

 

[DoktorEvil]

I think he is human, but I'm not sure.

He's Godlike.

Couldn't this guy potentially get any level of tail possible? Why put in the effort?

I guess he wants a bigger challenge? Gotta chase barely legal.

Franco is that dude

.

 

[Spring-Loaded]

Why is Franco so thirsty? I thought he'd be swimming in it in LA?

You fill the pool one drop at a time

 

[UrbanRats]

Didn't this guy cut his arm off?

You're saying he can't jack it no more? That would kind of explain it.

 

[Borgnine]

Merely claiming primae noctis, the right of any American actor to sleep with a Scottish lass on her 18th birthday.

 

[Spinluck]

that little bro son of a bitch doesnt need any help

their children would be gods

with a pinch of douchieness

 

[AlexBasch]

Can't wait to see Detective Stabler slamming him into a wall calling him "son of a bitch" and such.

 

[esterk]

James Franco, you sly dog.

At least he made sure she was single?

 

[3N16MA]

that little bro son of a bitch doesnt need any help

Little bro won.

 

[Gozer the Gozerian]

Did thirsty replace salty as the internets favorite adjective

 

[Omegasquash]

I'm not one to say this often, but whenever I see that guy in movies I always think he looks like a douche. Has a sneer perpetually on his face.

Is that Alison Brie? I might look like a smartass too if I had her on my arm.

 

[jelly]

How did they get each others number?

 

[anaron]

Holy shit, he's 36? Wow


But yeah, ew this is creepy.

 

[jediyoshi]

"As long as you are james Franco"

Nailed it.

 

[trifelife]

He just wants a piece of that pie.

#swish

 

[TheKaeptain]

that little bro son of a bitch doesnt need any help

Who is the dog on holding his hand? Dude can find someone that doesn't need stage lighting to look good.

 

[lethial]

My gfs friend dated Owen Wilson. Dude was a chump. Rich, but a chump.

 

[Sheroking]

How about nearly 18?

Legal in most of the free world and some of the states.

Still kinda creepy though.

My gfs friend dated Owen Wilson. Dude was a chump. Rich, but a chump.

Word on the internetz is that he's a serial cheater who refuses to use condoms.

 

[Raydeen]