"Okay, kids. Watch this Smash Bros. Direct and use the knobs in front of you to show whether you like something or not."
"Hey, stop it!"
"i don't get it! They like the moves, they like the graphics, that one kid seems to
really like Ridley being a stage boss, what more do they want?"
"Okay, now raise your hand if you want this to be an incredibly balanced game where no character has an extreme advantage over another,"
"Ooh, ooh, me, I do, I do!"
"Alright, now raise your hand if you want tons of characters, each more fantastical than the last, represented faithfully to their own game universes without concern about interplay with each other."
"Ooh, ooh, me, I do, I do!"
"So you want fifty or more characters while wanting it to be far more balanced than ever before."
"And also you should win things for playing!"