Lens fare. Lots of lens flare.I have very low expectations for the Abrams film, but the Star Wars prequel trilogy is the very definition of soulless and commercial. It's basically a 7.5 hour toy commercial and brand awareness campaign.
Lens fare. Lots of lens flare.I have very low expectations for the Abrams film, but the Star Wars prequel trilogy is the very definition of soulless and commercial. It's basically a 7.5 hour toy commercial and brand awareness campaign.
While I do think GL was part of them problem, I don't think they realistically could have ever been as good as the originals. As a general matter I don't think prequels works conceptually. Prequels lack mystery.
Ive always thought that anyone who liked the prequels at the time simply was a young kid. Not a criticism of kids back then, when i was a kid i loved stupid movies, that today are complete horse shit. I understand opinions but at some point, a movie can be so bad that, only easily impressionable children can possibly like them.
Watch Red Letter Media's review of the prequels, they are almost longer than the movies, and a nice exorcism of the demons that The Flanneled One summoned in these terrible movies.
Does anybody even understand the logic of The Clone Wars? In AOTC, Obi Wan is sent on the path of an assassin (Jango Fett). Then he stumbles onto the giant cloning facility on Kamino. Apparently some Sifodias guy placed a huge order for clones. No idea who this Sifodias guy is. It feels like part of a huge sinister conspiracy. And then at the end of the movie... they just decide to appropriate and use all these clones as their Republic army to fight off the droids. And it's all perfectly accepted. Nobody cares who had the clones cloned in the first place. Nobody cares about Sifodias. It's just... "Hey, accept that now we have these clones working for us, and they're the good guys. It all makes sense."
WTF?
It's like if right after 9/11, we start going to war with the Taliban. And then... we somehow discover a bunch of high tech robotic drones that were constructed by some mysterious guy named "Osomo." And we don't know who he is or what he wanted to do. But we decide to just incorporate all these drones into our military, with them fighting by our side in Afghanistan, as well as guarding all our important installations in the United States. We just own them now, and it's totally cool.
Who would agree to this? How would this be an acceptable course of action to anyone?
I have very low expectations for the Abrams film, but the Star Wars prequel trilogy is the very definition of soulless and commercial. It's basically a 7.5 hour toy commercial and brand awareness campaign.
Mystery in the way you mean it here has nothing to do with telling a good story, necessarily. The prequels should have been a classical tragedy, in which you know how it ends but the journey is the point. Everyone knows what's going to happen to Macbeth, but watching his fall is tremendously harrowing and entertaining. Knowing where the story is headed can add to the suspense, because you don't know how you're going to get to the given endpoint.
What if Anakin had been a truly likeable, heroic figure, someone you rooted for and enjoyed seeing onscreen doing what he did? What if you had to sit there after the first movie wondering how the hell this guy was going to end up as Darth Vader? What if the twists and turns that got you to his fall were the most harrowing and exciting parts of the story? What if the actual nail in the coffin, the thing that caused Anakin to be "seduced by the Dark Side of the Force" was so attractive, so seductive, that you still half identified with the character's choice that led to his fall? What if you couldn't blame him fully, causing you to root even more for Luke to save him in RotJ?
There's a tremendously interesting story to be told from the basic skeleton of the Star Wars prequels. It just wasn't the one we got.
Oh, I agree. It's just that it wasn't told as a tragedy. It was an epic-hero story, and because of that I think the lack of mystery makes it more difficult to make interesting.
I agree with your second point too. That's why I think he needed to be an adult from the beginning - there just wasn't enough time to tell of his rise and fall. I think he should have already been at his prime, and the rest was fall.
That I agree with, in that the style of story Lucas chose was the wrong one for a story with a foregone conclusion. His obsession with making various story and action beats "rhyme" with the Original Trilogy didn't help at all, either.
This is one of the key conceptual flaws of the prequels as Lucas chose to make them. The Anakin described by Ben Kenobi in ANH is clearly an older and more accomplished person. At the very least, the "best starpilot in the galaxy" and "a good friend" parts should have been onscreen and not in the EU material.
So, I've got a question for Star Wars GAF.
As a kid, I was into SW. I saw them rereleased in theaters, I watched the prequels as they came out. Somewhere along the line I decided I HATED Star Wars and it was fucking stupid and the fans drove me insane.
Recently I got hired at Lego and I will be first to admit that some of the Lego SW sets are pretty damn sick and I've bought a few already. On top of that, my girlfriend loves the movies and wants to watch them with me. Thanks to Lego, I am finally open to this idea.
What order do I watch in? 1->6? OT, then PT? And where does the Clone Wars series fit in, as I assume that's viewed as canon, right? Does it happen between 2 & 3? So should I watch it between movies, or after watching the movies? Does it even matter?
I figure that, now that I'm nearly 30 and have my wits mostly about me, if I'm going to give the series another shot I want to do it properly.
I figure that, now that I'm nearly 30 and have my wits mostly about me, if I'm going to give the series another shot I want to do it properly.
He reviewed all 3 movies, and he is absolutely right about them. They are garbage and deserved to be ripped to shreds like that.RedLetterMedia's Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review is the only good thing about the movies existence.
So, I've got a question for Star Wars GAF.
As a kid, I was into SW. I saw them rereleased in theaters, I watched the prequels as they came out. Somewhere along the line I decided I HATED Star Wars and it was fucking stupid and the fans drove me insane.
Recently I got hired at Lego and I will be first to admit that some of the Lego SW sets are pretty damn sick and I've bought a few already. On top of that, my girlfriend loves the movies and wants to watch them with me. Thanks to Lego, I am finally open to this idea.
What order do I watch in? 1->6? OT, then PT? And where does the Clone Wars series fit in, as I assume that's viewed as canon, right? Does it happen between 2 & 3? So should I watch it between movies, or after watching the movies? Does it even matter?
I figure that, now that I'm nearly 30 and have my wits mostly about me, if I'm going to give the series another shot I want to do it properly.
Darth Maul was the best character in the whole prequel trilogy and that's probably because it is a non-speaking role.
Here's what Rick McCallum thought when he saw TPM:
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All kidding aside, TPM and ROTS are still watchable. AOTC is the weakest. They're not the worst movies ever made, but they're just bland in the writing and character development. Scripts needed more collaboration and revision.
I don't see any way that Episode 7 could be worse than the prequels. How do people reason this stuff?
So, I've got a question for Star Wars GAF.
As a kid, I was into SW. I saw them rereleased in theaters, I watched the prequels as they came out. Somewhere along the line I decided I HATED Star Wars and it was fucking stupid and the fans drove me insane.
Recently I got hired at Lego and I will be first to admit that some of the Lego SW sets are pretty damn sick and I've bought a few already. On top of that, my girlfriend loves the movies and wants to watch them with me. Thanks to Lego, I am finally open to this idea.
What order do I watch in? 1->6? OT, then PT? And where does the Clone Wars series fit in, as I assume that's viewed as canon, right? Does it happen between 2 & 3? So should I watch it between movies, or after watching the movies? Does it even matter?
I figure that, now that I'm nearly 30 and have my wits mostly about me, if I'm going to give the series another shot I want to do it properly.
So, I've got a question for Star Wars GAF.
As a kid, I was into SW. I saw them rereleased in theaters, I watched the prequels as they came out. Somewhere along the line I decided I HATED Star Wars and it was fucking stupid and the fans drove me insane.
Recently I got hired at Lego and I will be first to admit that some of the Lego SW sets are pretty damn sick and I've bought a few already. On top of that, my girlfriend loves the movies and wants to watch them with me. Thanks to Lego, I am finally open to this idea.
What order do I watch in? 1->6? OT, then PT? And where does the Clone Wars series fit in, as I assume that's viewed as canon, right? Does it happen between 2 & 3? So should I watch it between movies, or after watching the movies? Does it even matter?
I figure that, now that I'm nearly 30 and have my wits mostly about me, if I'm going to give the series another shot I want to do it properly.
Watch 4-6, then 1-3. Make up your own mind. For what it's worth I think all the movies have bad acting and writing, and I firmly believe that if the original movies came out today everyone would openly shit all over them.
Honestly, the original movies aren't that good either. You were just younger when you got to know them.
The biggest flaw with the prequels was the way they focused so damn much on Anakin. Why did they have to show him as a kid? Why did he have to be the main character?
The prequels should have featured Obi-Wan as the main hero, and episode 1 should not have even had Anakin at all. Then gradually introduce the cocky, power hungry co-pilot who becomes good friends with Obi-Wan, and eventually gets seduced by the dark side. But noooo, we had to have Darth Vader talking about angels from outer space, and speaking such classic lines as "yipeee" and "now this is pod racing!"
Episodes 1, 2 and 3 are pure shite.
I think the thing that kills it for me is that the story arc of Skywalker to Darth Vader is simply not believable. Pure crap.
One minute he's a Jedi wannabe whining on about love and the next he's massacring kids. Utter ludicrous piss.
I hate your George.
Mystery in the way you mean it here has nothing to do with telling a good story, necessarily. The prequels should have been a classical tragedy, in which you know how it ends but the journey is the point. Everyone knows what's going to happen to Macbeth, but watching his fall is tremendously harrowing and entertaining. Knowing where the story is headed can add to the suspense, because you don't know how you're going to get to the given endpoint.
What if Anakin had been a truly likeable, heroic figure, someone you rooted for and enjoyed seeing onscreen doing what he did? What if you had to sit there after the first movie wondering how the hell this guy was going to end up as Darth Vader? What if the twists and turns that got you to his fall were the most harrowing and exciting parts of the story? What if the actual nail in the coffin, the thing that caused Anakin to be "seduced by the Dark Side of the Force" was so attractive, so seductive, that you still half identified with the character's choice that led to his fall? What if you couldn't blame him fully, causing you to root even more for Luke to save him in RotJ?
There's a tremendously interesting story to be told from the basic skeleton of the Star Wars prequels. It just wasn't the one we got.
Revenge of the Sith has its redeeming qualities, like Obiwan and Emperor Palpatine's characters, but it also has scenes like this.
Biggest failing of the prequels imo. In ANH, the throwaway lines from Obi Wan about what a great friend and pilot Anakin was painted more of a tragic picture of his turn than what we got in the prequels. Just based on what we see on screen, ignoring any extended universe stuff, Anakin wasn't a great friend, or compassionate, or really a good person. The Anakin presented in the prequels is such an ass it makes everyone around look stupid for not seeing his turn coming.
What if Anakin had been a truly likeable, heroic figure, someone you rooted for and enjoyed seeing onscreen doing what he did? What if you had to sit there after the first movie wondering how the hell this guy was going to end up as Darth Vader? What if the twists and turns that got you to his fall were the most harrowing and exciting parts of the story? What if the actual nail in the coffin, the thing that caused Anakin to be "seduced by the Dark Side of the Force" was so attractive, so seductive, that you still half identified with the character's choice that led to his fall? What if you couldn't blame him fully, causing you to root even more for Luke to save him in RotJ?
Biggest failing of the prequels imo. In ANH, the throwaway lines from Obi Wan about what a great friend and pilot Anakin was painted more of a tragic picture of his turn than what we got in the prequels. Just based on what we see on screen, ignoring any extended universe stuff, Anakin wasn't a great friend, or compassionate, or really a good person. The Anakin presented in the prequels is such an ass it makes everyone around look stupid for not seeing his turn coming.
Had the prequels had the quality of Episode 3 from the get go. I don't think there would have been anywhere near as much hate for them. Still would have been considered not as good as the original trilogy but not in the infamous category they are put in.
Hell I rate Episode 3 higher than return of the jedi personally.
Nah, to me it looks like a classic film/stage sword fight. You don't need acrobatics and green screen and rivers of lava and swinging from cables and 30 minute lengths to have a great sword fight. That stuff in the prequels, especially in Episode 3, looked like a cartoon or a video game. Oh boy, that wascally Vader jumped into lava! The part where they just swing and away and hit nothing for a second was a joke.In ep 4 they look like little kids playing with toy swords. The prequel starship fights are a lot better than the originals, too.
The prequel starship fights are a lot better than the originals, too.
I just watched Harmy's STAR WARS Despecialized Edition. I haven't watched A New Hope in 10 years and I loved it. I re-fell in love with Star Wars. Can you rewatch The Phantom Menace now and enjoy it?
Biggest failing of the prequels imo. In ANH, the throwaway lines from Obi Wan about what a great friend and pilot Anakin was painted more of a tragic picture of his turn than what we got in the prequels. Just based on what we see on screen, ignoring any extended universe stuff, Anakin wasn't a great friend, or compassionate, or really a good person. The Anakin presented in the prequels is such an ass it makes everyone around look stupid for not seeing his turn coming.
Thought people were hyperbolic, too, but yeah in rewatch I realized it was bad. Not that I didn't enjoy it when it came out, though! As much as I dislike prequel trilogy, it's still part of Star Wars until Lucas says it's not.
Suuuper hyped for Episode 7, though. It could very be horrible, but at least it's another journey of Star Wars on big screen. Those are rare events.
Nah, to me it looks like a classic film/stage sword fight. You don't need acrobatics and green screen and rivers of lava and swinging from cables and 30 minute lengths to have a great sword fight. That stuff in the prequels, especially in Episode 3, looked like a cartoon or a video game. Oh boy, that wascally Vader jumped into lava! The part where they just swing and away and hit nothing for a second was a joke.
What a great duel needs is some emotional backdrop, some tension, some conflict. All that stuff was nonsense or completely unbelievable in Episode 3 and 2 and nonexistent in Episode 1.
The music was top tier though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM_ZWnD40aA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzVBqBosf5w
dat John williams
Yeah, it has so much potential to be great. I mean even watching ROTJ it actually makes room for sequels. With Luke telling Leia that in time she will also be able to use the force. So basically with that 30 year gap they're talking about they have the stage set for a couple of Jedis that Luke and Leia trained and a new Sith Lord that can come out of nowhere.
Maybe that old Sith master that Palpatine was talking about in Episode 3. The one who supposedly learned to prevent people from dying.