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[Anoregon]

Or better: Fitz gets May.

That's literally the least likely pairing, which makes it the best. And by least likely I mean like, less likely than Coulson and Ward. Which I'm sure there is a tumblr dedicated to.

 

[Dai101]

Could be twins. I also notice Patton was looking a little red around the neck, where Eric got strangled. Part of me wonders if Eric took a trip to Tahiti and came back as Billy.

Except Tahiti doesnt exists anymore

 

[Trike]

Could be twins. I also notice Patton was looking a little red around the neck, where Eric got strangled. Part of me wonders if Eric took a trip to Tahiti and came back as Billy.

The facility was destroyed before he died. Not only that, but his body was left with a whole bunch of knocked out soldiers from the military who are not too keen on SHIELD.

 

[RellyRell28]

Or better: Fitz gets May.

Bangs with Simmons watch. Fire up Radioactive

 

[Deleted member 13876]

Could be twins. I also notice Patton was looking a little red around the neck, where Eric got strangled. Part of me wonders if Eric took a trip to Tahiti and came back as Billy.

Not buying twins. Don't know if anyone's checked in the mean time but the welcoming speech seemed to be identical to what Eric said. Didn't notice the red thing. Looked into it and can kinda see it but it's not that apparent. Still thinking LMD.

 

[diaspora]

Alternate scenario, they change their identities when they become part of the new SHIELD. Simmons chooses Mary Fitzpatrick, in honor of Fitz who saved her life. Fitz chooses Richard Parker after the famous mathematician. Years later, they die in a plane crash leaving behind their only son, Peter. #itsallconnected

 

[Black-Wind]

So I may have missed this being discussing in this thread, but the ending confirms that Agent Koenig (laynard guy) is a LMD (Life Model Decoy) right?

I take it as "early LMD subjects". As in, they're cloneish LMD that arn't the same person or have the same memories but in every other way they're alike. That's why Fury trust them ... they were made by him to test out this new thing.

 

[Nokagi]

Five bucks says Fitz's brain damage will actually end up increasing his intelligence to super genius levels.

 

[Apoc29]

When Skye got shot that was supposed to awaken her super powers but nothing came of it, so I guess she'll have to get killed again next season unless they want to drag it out even further.

When Fitz wakes from his coma he will become Friendzone™, the superhero who anyone comes in contact with including the most vicious adversaries will be rendered into platonic acquaintances.

 

[Dai101]

When Fitz wakes from his coma he will become Friendzone™, the superhero who anyone comes in contact with including the most vicious adversaries will be rendered into platonic acquaintances.

We already have him, it's called GAF-MAN

 

[Alcoremortis]

When Skye got shot that was supposed to awaken her super powers but nothing came of it, so I guess she'll have to get killed again next season unless they want to drag it out even further.

When Fitz wakes from his coma he will become Friendzone™, the superhero who anyone comes in contact with including the most vicious adversaries will be rendered into platonic acquaintances.

Maybe he can get together with Felicity and they can share their Friendzoning experiences.

 

[Deleted member 20920]

Five bucks says Fitz's brain damage will actually end up increasing his intelligence to super genius levels.

I can see that happening, maybe coupled with some kind of emotional handicap where he no longer has feelings.

 

[Shadow780]

Simmons with Skye, calling it.

 

[Affeinvasion]

I can see that happening, maybe coupled with some kind of emotional handicap where he no longer has feelings.

Simmons falls in love with him after the under-the-sea-times but New Fitz has no room for these feelings. They are illogical.

 

[nomis]

I can see that happening, maybe coupled with some kind of emotional handicap where he no longer has feelings.

More like he just develops a resistance to little bitch feelings and becomes uber alpha, bangs Simmons while Trip watches

 

[mugurumakensei]

It's gonna be funny if five seasons in Ward is the only male Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. to get laid during the course of the show. Seems like Hydra is the place to be if you're looking for some fun.

On a serious note, thanking about Coulson and Samuel Jackson's interaction. Could it hint at Secret Avengers?

And on another note, Skye's father?

Karnak has enhanced strength, stamina, durability, agility, and reflexes as a result of his genetically superior Inhuman physiology. Unlike most Inhumans, he does not have superhuman powers as a result of exposure to the mutagenic Terrigen Mist, as he was never exposed to the Mist. Instead, Karnak has the extrasensory ability (achieved through meditation and intensive training) to perceive stress points, fracture planes, or weaknesses in objects or persons. He has complete voluntary control of most of his autonomic bodily functions. All striking surfaces of his body are extremely toughened. He is capable of shattering substances up to and including mild steel and rendering superhuman opponents unconscious by striking them.

Ultimate Marvel[edit]
In the Ultimate Marvel continuity, the Ultimate version of Karnak was introduced in Ultimate Fantastic Four Annual #1. Here, he is a member of the Inhuman royal family, a cousin of Crystal, Medusa and Gorgon, and presumably a brother of Triton. There are differences in the character: firstly, his features are Asian and white-haired; secondly, he has superpowers. His power is the ability to sense and control energy, for example, he sensed the stress-points in Sue Storm's invisible force-field, and attacked it with a bolt of electricity.[34]

 

[SRG01]

So I may have missed this being discussing in this thread, but the ending confirms that Agent Koenig (laynard guy) is a LMD (Life Model Decoy) right?

They asked the writers about this and they said they couldn't say.

Which is pretty much a yes.

It's gonna be funny if five seasons in Ward is the only male Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. to get laid during the course of the show. Seems like Hydra is the place to be if you're looking for some fun.

On a serious note, thanking about Coulson and Samuel Jackson's interaction. Could it hint at Secret Avengers?

And on another note, Skye's father?

Doesn't explain hands dripping with something.

 

[pants]

Nice drive-by post.

Check my post count in this thread padre. Jog on.

 

[CLEEK]

Not buying twins. Don't know if anyone's checked in the mean time but the welcoming speech seemed to be identical to what Eric said. Didn't notice the red thing. Looked into it and can kinda see it but it's not that apparent. Still thinking LMD.

Didn't Eric say he was clocking up huge Call of Duty hours with his brother. Maybe by brother he means clone.

 

[J10]

Agent Lanyard is too fat to be a SHIELD agent.

 

[sqwarlock]

Didn't Eric say he was clocking up huge Call of Duty hours with his brother. Maybe by brother he means clone.

Or the decoys refer to themselves as brothers maybe? I think LMD is more likely than clone (or it's not, but I'd prefer it to be that way).

 

[kirblar]

Nurse Joy Lanyard Bros being some sort of botched cloning experiment Fury put to use would be darkly hilarious.

 

[LaNaranja]

More like he just develops a resistance to little bitch feelings and becomes uber alpha, bangs Simmons while Trip watches

Or he bangs Trip while Simmons watches.

 

[Famassu]

Agent Lanyard is too fat to be a SHIELD agent.

He's perhaps too out of shape to be a field agent, but that doesn't really matter, he's not meant to be. He's more of a caretaker/watcher/informant of all of those super secret bases, in case one of Fury's friends is ever directed to those places without Fury.

 

[J10]

He's perhaps too out of shape to be a field agent, but that doesn't really matter, he's not meant to be. He's more of a caretaker/watcher/informant of all of those super secret bases, in case one of Fury's friends is ever directed to those places without Fury.

Famassu
100% likely wrong.
(Today, 01:45 AM)

 

[DrBo42]

Simmons with Skye, calling it.

I'll sign any petition you need.

 

[squall23]

Patton Oswald is Thanos in disguise. Calling it.

 

[XAL]

Maybe he can get together with Felicity and they can share their Friendzoning experiences.

if only

neither will find happiness EVER

 

[okdakor]

the only thing he's going to get is a massive case of blue balls.

And maybe a nice Stephen Hawking wheelchair...

 

[Funky Papa]

if only

neither will find happiness EVER

I have yet to watch Arrow's season finale, but a love triangle between those three would be too adorable for words. Tumblr would not survive if that came to be.

 

[Palmer_v1]

Or he bangs Trip while Simmons watches.

This would be best.

 

[Anoregon]

This would be best.

But how would I explain it to my kids?

 

[Khaz]

But how would I explain it to my kids?

"that's not how you make babies"

 

[Palmer_v1]

But how would I explain it to my kids?

Sometimes, when a simp loves a bear...

 

[Hot Coldman]

Glad that I believed the hype and sat through the back half of the season in the last two days. The HYDRA episode and the finale were bloody marvellous. Shit still looks really cheap, mind, they need to work on that.

 

[Anoregon]

Sometimes, when a simp loves a bear...

I lol'd

 

[Jorok Goldblade]

New Deathlok appearing in Marvel's Original Sins event:

http://www.newsarama.com/21140-check-out-deathlok-s-new-look-in-original-sins-1.html

 

[Slayven]

Been bothering me all week.

PHD level super genius
1.Reed/Doom
2.Pym
3.Black Panther
4.Banner
5.Stark

Masters Super genius
1.Peter Parker
2. Magneto
3.Amadues Cho
4.Hank Mccoy
5. Doc Nemesis

And Skye's father is totally an Inhuman.

 

[Alcoremortis]

Been bothering me all week.

PHD level super genius
1.Reed/Doom
2.Pym
3.Black Panther
4.Banner
5.Stark

Masters Super genius
1.Peter Parker
2. Magneto
3.Amadues Cho
4.Hank Mccoy
5. Doc Nemesis

And Skye's father is totally an Inhuman.

Peter Parker now has a PhD.

Also, Hank McCoy has multiple PhDs. Tony Stark only has a Masters.

 

[Slayven]

Peter Parker now has a PhD.

I was using them as a levels for the layman.

 

[Alcoremortis]

I was using them as a levels for the layman.

Maybe use less confusing levels? Tier 1 and Tier 2 would suffice.

 

[water_wendi]

That's literally the least likely pairing, which makes it the best. And by least likely I mean like, less likely than Coulson and Ward. Which I'm sure there is a tumblr dedicated to.

i would be really interested in this romance. Some nice possibilities here.

 

[Trike]

Been bothering me all week.

PHD level super genius
1.Reed/Doom
2.Pym
3.Black Panther
4.Banner
5.Stark

Masters Super genius
1.Peter Parker
2. Magneto
3.Amadues Cho
4.Hank Mccoy
5. Doc Nemesis

And Skye's father is totally an Inhuman.

I don't get this list. Why is Magneto even on it? How is Amadeus Cho not way higher up? Peter Parker is nowhere near on Cho's level.

 

[Slayven]

I don't get this list. Why is Magneto even on it? How is Amadeus Cho not way higher up? Peter Parker is nowhere near on Cho's level.

Magneto actually a accomplished engineer and biologist. They just forget that nowadays because he just drops continents on folks heads. Cho's good with on site math but he ain't really done anything and his gear is all Bannertech.

 

[ericexpo]

didn't hank mccoy invent a time machine, doesn't that put you above Peter Parker?

 

[Affeinvasion]

didn't hank mccoy invent a time machine, doesn't that put you above Peter Parker?

I would say so. Although he also used it, so that may make him stupider in the long run.

 

[diaspora]

didn't hank mccoy invent a time machine, doesn't that put you above Peter Parker?

IIRC, Peter had one at Horizon Labs.

 

[Slayven]

IIRC, Peter had one at Horizon Labs.

His coworker built one, Peter fixed it because it caused NYC 24 years in the future to blow up. Peter doesn't build one because fucking with time causes more problems than it fixes. Besides time machines ain't shit in comics. Only Doom has built one that change the past.

Marvel time travel works like this. You can go back in time and change something but it just creates an alternative universe and the time line you came from keeps trucking along. Doom's platform doesn't create an alternative universe it will change the timeline. Confusing? Yeah, that is why time travel stories are usually just for laughs.

 

[fallengorn]

New Deathlok appearing in Marvel's Original Sins event:

http://www.newsarama.com/21140-check-out-deathlok-s-new-look-in-original-sins-1.html

That's terrible.

 

[diaspora]

His coworker built one, Peter fixed it because it caused NYC 24 years in the future to blow up. Peter doesn't build one because fucking with time causes more problems than it fixes. Besides time machines ain't shit in comics. Only Doom has built one that change the past.

Marvel time travel works like this. You can go back in time and change something but it just creates an alternative universe and the time line you came from keeps trucking along. Doom's platform doesn't create an alternative universe it will change the timeline. Confusing? Yeah, that is why time travel stories are usually just for laughs.

Yes! That was it! Then Otto follows up by fucking it up and getting himself sent into 2099 briefly.