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[Oersted]

Did I not provide enough proof? She wanting seconds (just me), so I can't keep updating this thread.

Just let a cam run and make screenshots later.

 

[MormaPope]

It'd seem pretty useful to have a concrete definition for what constitutes a "Relationshit-thread".

"I was in a Walmart and the cute cashier farted in front of me, do I have a shot or what"

Anything like that.

 

[FortuneFaded]

Did I not provide enough proof? She wanting seconds (just me), so I can't keep updating this thread.

Give her one for me.

I want everyone here to know: this is how I'm going to treat the mass amount of shitty GAF relationship threads from here on out. If there's not some sort of evidence or convincing story posted, you're not going to be hanging around for too long. Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

There should be a dedicated thread where posters can regale their unproven tales of sexual exploits.

 

[CesspoolofHatred]

"I was in a Walmart and the cute cashier farted in front of me, do I have a shot or what"

Anything like that.

Aight then. Now to witness the grand purging that will soon be upon us.

There should be a dedicated thread where posters can regale their unproven tales of sexual exploits.

Or maybe one where all such unproven tales can be congregated for public exhibition. Probably have it locked or something to serve as a sort of message, I dunno, I'm just throwing shit out from my sleep-deprived mind.

 

[Acorn]

Eagerly awaiting the next relationship gaf thread now.

 

[MilkBeard]

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EDIT: ...beaten?

 

[butzopower]

Showing picture of self now, still rolling.

 

[Drencrom]

I want everyone here to know: this is how I'm going to treat the mass amount of shitty GAF relationship threads from here on out. If there's not some sort of evidence or convincing story posted, you're not going to be hanging around for too long. Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

Thank you, White Man.

 

[Derwind]

Holy fuck them pupils are dilated.

 

[butzopower]

Message I sent to animlboogy before I made the GAF thread. He can post the other side to prove it when he wakes up.

 

[MilkBeard]

...I'll use my imagination instead

 

[GregLombardi]

Hahaha. This has been the best thread on GAF OT in a while.

 

[Nyx]

Ye Olde Swordfight

No thanks, hope you enjoy(ed) it though.

 

[wildfire]

What are we talking here?

2 females/1 male?
1 female/2 males?

He's bottom, not top.

 

[TitusGroan]

What I want to know is, if you knew you were going to have a threesome, why would you all do MDMA? It's well known for being an erection killer.

 

[Horseticuffs]

If you were to post a link to a pic where you two dudes are using your wieners as mock-eyebrows for her while she shoots a selfie that would almost certainly prove your case.

 

[MilkBeard]

If you were to post a link to a pic where you two dudes are using your wieners as mock-eyebrows for her while she shoots a selfie that would almost certainly prove your case.

lol that's the most creative idea I've seen yet.

 

[butzopower]

What I want to know is, if you knew you were going to have a threesome, why would you all do MDMA? It's well known for being an erection killer.

We were already all rolling. I felt a vibe and suggested it. You are right though, it was a lot of limp dicking, but it was still incredibly exciting / interesting.

Alright, I'm really getting off GAF now. If I'm still here in the morning, I'll answer any questions people have.

 

[Nyx]

What I want to know is, if you knew you were going to have a threesome, why would you all do MDMA? It's well known for being an erection killer.

Let her suck it for 4 hours while you wiggle dem glow sticks, staring at them all the time.

 

[Chinner]

butzopower, how do you feel about corporations?

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

I saw the pic but was that enough for White Man?

 

[toddhunter]

Message I sent to animlboogy before I made the GAF thread. He can post the other side to prove it when he wakes up.

Seems like a pretty out of control situation, so here is some friendly advice. If you turn bluetooth off, you'll save the phone battery. 63% is kind of getting low and you might be in for a long night.

 

[Minamu]

Those are the worst, but it's really hard how to tell how fake they are. I can only promise I'll be vigilant.

As the current thread creator for regular Dating-Age, I'm a bit annoyed those threads aren't just normal posts in there instead. It's a legit thread imho, are we safe to continue helping people who bring serious issues to our attention? Some clarification on what threads are bad would be nice

 

[f@luS]

threesome is nothing to be excited for

my max is (girl only) 5 girls and me , or 2 buddy and 7 girls

 

[Indrid Cold1]

the girl looks kinda like a thumb with hair.

Omg. This got me.

 

[vio]

Showing picture of self now, still rolling.

Not sure if thumb on right. Either way, good for you OP.

 

[Indrid Cold1]

threesome is nothing to be excited for

my max is (girl only) 5 girls and me , or 2 buddy and 7 girls

Hey OP, Hugh Heffner over here thinks your night wasn't worth shit. What do you reckon to that?

 

[Sir Blaming]

thread delivered.
Now I am off to the bath. The internet is killing me today.........

 

[SymbiantXenos]

OP will be asleep. Will wake in eight hours.. "oh! Look, a threesome thread..... ah!!"

 

[Nyx]

Hey OP, Hugh Heffner over here thinks your night wasn't worth shit. What do you reckon to that?

 

[Jezabel]

threesome is nothing to be excited for

my max is (girl only) 5 girls and me , or 2 buddy and 7 girls

Watching 7 girls on the internet while you and your mate jack off doesn't count bro

 

[Deleted member 1235]

threesome is nothing to be excited for

my max is (girl only) 5 girls and me , or 2 buddy and 7 girls

you should make a thread

 

[Perfect Cha0s]

you should make a thread

But only if he has pics. So sayeth Lord White.

 

[RedShift]

I want everyone here to know: this is how I'm going to treat the mass amount of shitty GAF relationship threads from here on out. If there's not some sort of evidence or convincing story posted, you're not going to be hanging around for too long. Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

Man, why couldn't this rule have been in place for the 'I accidentally got a hand job from a masseuse' thread.

Showing picture of self now, still rolling.

Gah, people's pupils on MD are creepy.

 

[Nibel]

Kind of rude posting a picture of yourself with cum in your mouth OP

 

[Forkball]

 

[Deleted member 1235]

can't believe OP thought a 3 way while on mdma was a good plan. viagra is pretty much a must if you're peaking.....

impressed you got a semi OP, must be shitty mdma. I can't even feel anything below my neck if it's great stuff.

 

[Darren870]

I want everyone here to know: this is how I'm going to treat the mass amount of shitty GAF relationship threads from here on out. If there's not some sort of evidence or convincing story posted, you're not going to be hanging around for too long. Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

That's a shame. Those threads are the best and the ones I believe the most. Isn't that what OT is for anyways.

 

[whatsinaname]

I want everyone here to know: this is how I'm going to treat the mass amount of shitty GAF relationship threads from here on out. If there's not some sort of evidence or convincing story posted, you're not going to be hanging around for too long. Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

Make each thread a poll with Yes/No options. Days OP gets juniored = (No Votes - Yes Votes)

 

[Bleepey]

Hey OP, Hugh Heffner over here thinks your night wasn't worth shit. What do you reckon to that?

20 seconds later I am still chuckling at this.

 

[TheGoddamn]

Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

Truer words have rarely been spoken.

Be safe, OP.

 

[scogoth]

I want everyone here to know: this is how I'm going to treat the mass amount of shitty GAF relationship threads from here on out. If there's not some sort of evidence or convincing story posted, you're not going to be hanging around for too long. Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

This should make the penthouse thread a lot more exciting. Retroactive proof pics!

 

[DoktorEvil]

:lol

Glad someone had a three way. The other 3way thread with the bartender fell to shit.

 

[King Mac of Furry Frog]

Guess I was expecting too much from this thread.........next time.

 

[CitizenCope]

My god that selfie O face. Disturbing.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Now upload it to xhamster.

 

[TitusGroan]

can't believe OP thought a 3 way while on mdma was a good plan. viagra is pretty much a must if you're peaking.....

impressed you got a semi OP, must be shitty mdma. I can't even feel anything below my neck if it's great stuff.

The only time I ever tried MDMA, it was while I was on a date with a stripper. All I really remember from the rest of that night is at some point I ate her ass out in an alleyway, yet my penis was hanging limper than a dangling wet rag. Also, she had perfect breasts, but again, MDMA meant I was soft as warm ice-cream.

I doubt I'll do it again, simply because it makes sex pretty much impossible, and I always like to leave my options open when I'm out.

Spoiler

Sadly I have no pics to provide if White Man doubts my story.

OP, next time do your research.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

threesome is nothing to be excited for

my max is (girl only) 5 girls and me , or 2 buddy and 7 girls

f@lus is the only guy on GAF who could say this and I'd believe it without a doubt.

 

[LocknessMobster]

The only time I ever tried MDMA, it was while I was on a date with a stripper. All I really remember from the rest of that night is at some point I ate her ass out in an alleyway, yet my penis was hanging limper than a dangling wet rag. Also, she had perfect breasts, but again, MDMA meant I was soft as warm ice-cream.

I doubt I'll do it again, simply because it makes sex pretty much impossible, and I always like to leave my options open when I'm out.

Spoiler

Sadly I have no pics to provide if White Man doubts my story.

OP, next time do your research.

 

[Dennis]

Definitely one dick too many there. This there is the BAD kind of threesome.