Winterfang
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I feel dirty.
About to have a threesome...
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TitusGroan
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She was genuinely amazingly hot, and somehow we ended up out in a street making out while she had her boobs out. I was kind of paranoid she was going to feel my penis' complete lack of motivation, so decided to turn her around and eat her out from behind in the vain hope my penis would spark to life.
I don't normally eat ass. I was just really that desperate to hide the fact that the MD had completely killed my dick.
The worst thing is I felt like such utterly hungover shite for the next few days, I didn't call or send her a text or anything. Texted her a week later, but obviously by then it was too late. However, this thread has shown me that I probably made it out lightly, as clearly if she was a stripper, she was of low moral character.
Braag
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LOL - why?
I'll never understand why men expect even the straightest women to engage in some bisexual activities with another woman when it comes to threesomes or their own sexual gratification.
But two dicks? NOPE....
And illegal to posses and distribute because mine would count as child pornography
FallingEdge
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MMF threesomes seem like fun as is FFM.
Agreed. I wouldn't do it.
Well, that's like his opinion, man.
andthebeatgoeson
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You don't understand why someone would be selfish and want to satisfy their own desires? Maybe one day Unicef will get into the threesome business...but until then
Glass Rebel
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I'd wager because there are some men that don't really like dick.
Dead Prince
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so did the GF rate you and the other guy on who was better?
Liferebooted
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Well this just made my lousy hangover feel a lot better. Could have been as bad as this op.
KibblesBits
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I always miss the interesting relationship threads. It is probably because I'm naturally averse to entering relationship threads because they are stupid, contrived, unbelievable, and often boring as shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, duh.
I wasn't necessarily attacking him for his opinion, just the fact that a LOT of guys would expect women to be "just a little bit bisexual" within the context of a threesome, but the mere suggestion that they go to that very same place with another guy in a threesome? NOPE. It's just so silly to me.
You'd be surprised by how many DO.
You'd be surprised by how many straight men I know--genuine, true-blue straight men--that are at least curious. Curious about what it would feel like to touch another man, make out with another man, put another man's penis in their mouth or vise versa. That curiosity that women allow themselves to act on within the context of your fantasy-fulfilling MFF threesome is present in a lot of men, too.
We as a society are just so QUICK to place a permanent label on men who exhibit anything but the most masculine heteronormative qualities ("Wait, MMF threesome? One of them MUST be gay or bi"), that guys are afraid to allow themselves to go there. But the curiosity is there.
MetalGuardian
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- > tells Internet forum he's going to have sex with his girlfriend while she bangs another dude simultaneously
- > talks about doing a bunch of illegal drugs beforehand
- > immediately posts easily identifiable pictures of himself on one of the biggest video game sites in the world
love it
- > talks about doing a bunch of illegal drugs beforehand
- > immediately posts easily identifiable pictures of himself on one of the biggest video game sites in the world
love it
Bigot. We should all like dicks.
Noisy Ninj4
Member
Avoid by example kids. Don't do drugs and use the internet.
tringworldso
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Will there be a laser-fight?
Err I certainly don't expect it, I'm not interested in having another dick in the mix either, but to each their own of course. My girl flirts with the idea of having a threesome with another woman all the time but honestly I think she just says it as a magical idea to get my attention, probably has zero chance of ever happening.
Oh and this thread has been incredible.
TitusGroan
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Expect is a strong word...
Glass Rebel
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Oh, I'm not surprised. I'm just saying that there are also many that don't and aren't curious either. It's not a hard concept to grasp.
...I don't get it. Maybe I haven't watched enough porn, but what kind of MFF threesomes are you two having where the two females aren't interacting in some way? What are they doing--just laying there, facing away from each other while they wait for their turn to receive your blessed dick? Paint me a picture. lol
Of course it's not a hard concept to grasp, but then this just kind of goes back to my first: that many of these same men would want the women they're having a threesome with to interact with each other in some way is really silly and a little hypocritical to me.
Duh, the other one is tossing your salad non-stop.
LOL
Glass Rebel
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I don't see what's hypocritical about it. I'm simply not into dick or cuckold stuff but I do like women getting it on if they want to. It's not like there's an epidemic of men forcing women into FFM threesomes.
Noisy Ninj4
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Well, last time I checked, you could have one riding you and another sitting on your face. Or you're using fingers. Whatever works.
Hey, to each his own. I just think it's a little silly when you blow the picture up with the amount of men who are like "two dudes banging the same chick? Nooo...now two chicks going at it with one dude? Now that's the "good kind" of gay stuff..."
And those two women, when one's riding you and the other is sitting on your face...what are they doing? Chatting? Discussing the last episode of Orphan Black?
You're weird .
SquiddyCracker
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Nothing wrong with a MMF threesome, it seems ideal for the lady.
Vicetrailia
Banned
Congrats OP!
ComputerMKII
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If you're really not joking you'll soon become my favorite mod.
kitchenmotors
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White Man, you are the best mod ever. I thought the relationship threads were a little messy lately and tons of people were complaining about them.
I agree sis but you're not going to get far in this kind of thread with that view.
I agree sis but you're not going to get far in this kind of thread with that view.
OMG
This might just be the best reply to any of my posts EVER.
They look like they're using him as a canoe.
Disagree Guy
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