About to have a threesome...

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No Love

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I want everyone here to know: this is how I'm going to treat the mass amount of shitty GAF relationship threads from here on out. If there's not some sort of evidence or convincing story posted, you're not going to be hanging around for too long. Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

Fuck yeah!! Finally.
 
- > tells Internet forum he's going to have sex with his girlfriend while she bangs another dude simultaneously
- > talks about doing a bunch of illegal drugs beforehand
- > immediately posts easily identifiable pictures of himself on one of the biggest video game sites in the world

love it

I live in San Francisco and he looks identical to 90% of San Francisco's male population, 50% of which do molly and have threesomes. He's fine.
 
Well, duh.

I wasn't necessarily attacking him for his opinion, just the fact that a LOT of guys would expect women to be "just a little bit bisexual" within the context of a threesome, but the mere suggestion that they go to that very same place with another guy in a threesome? NOPE. It's just so silly to me.

You'd be surprised by how many DO.

Not every girl wants to be banged by two dudes. I think it is much rarer than a guy wanting two girls. The girls I've known who have engaged in threesomes did not.

A guy with ten girl will feel like they have a harem. A girl with ten dudes may feel like she is being used or ran a train on.
 
ah what? came in thinking it was:

A) a girl with a girlfriend and a dude
B) a dude with a girlfriend and a girl

found out it was a dude with a girlfriend and a dude, left disappointed.
 

Kyzer

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I really hate this relationship GAF trend. If I I don't get a picture of the three of them under covers or something, it's a three year ban, one for each member of the fictitous threesome.

If I'm wrong, oh well.

So this is like a personal vendetta? Is that allowed for a moderator?
 

Protag

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God dayum im done. Holy fuckkkkkkk
 

Sai-kun

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Huuuuuuuge pupils, lmao. Seems like a fun time, OP.

I want everyone here to know: this is how I'm going to treat the mass amount of shitty GAF relationship threads from here on out. If there's not some sort of evidence or convincing story posted, you're not going to be hanging around for too long. Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

Thank fucking christ.
 
So this is like a personal vendetta? Is that allowed for a moderator?

It's not a personal vendetta.

Facebook GAF, a few other communities were complaining about the influx of relationships threads that don't need to be their own thread. Yesterday there was like 5 total threads that could have ended up in one of the other general threads. I was curious if any mod was going to do anything but I'm glad White Man stepped up to the plate.

I like Off Topic for being it's own thing compared to Gaming, but these threads are getting a little out of hand and we're not even sure what is real and what is fake anymore. People are trying to be clever and think they're funny.
 

cartesian

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butzopower
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Thus is the fate of enemies of the Empire.

So this is like a personal vendetta? Is that allowed for a moderator?
To be fair, there's already a huge and very well-run Relationship/DatingGAF thread. Most of the 'does this girl like me' threads that have been popping up could have been answered very effectively as posts in that thread.

It seems to me that White Man is simply policing the overspill that's been cropping up in the last couple of weeks. And he's doing it in style.
 

White Man

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So this is like a personal vendetta? Is that allowed for a moderator?

Have you ever seen the petty stuff we ban for in gaming in order to keep the population down? We practically ban people for using the wrong tense. The OT has it too good and requires drone strikes.
 

Ovid

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Have you ever seen the petty stuff we ban for in gaming in order to keep the population down? We practically ban people for using the wrong tense. The OT has it too good and requires drone strikes.
To be fair, shit gets crazy on that side.
 
Good to see the relationship GAF crackdown.

OT is a place for poop threads, not threesome brag threads or "GAF I made eye contact with a girl, does she want me?" type threads.
 

Smiley90

Stop shitting on my team. Start shitting on my finger.
I want everyone here to know: this is how I'm going to treat the mass amount of shitty GAF relationship threads from here on out. If there's not some sort of evidence or convincing story posted, you're not going to be hanging around for too long. Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

I think I love you
 

royalan

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Best policy in a while imo.

OT is a fucking mess with petty relationship stuff

Agreed.

I mean, I can understand moving a relationship question to OT if there's obvious potential for it to lead to a larger community discussion. Like, I dunno..."GAF, My Girlfriend wants me to have a threesome with her and her mother. Details Within."

But there's been a major influx of what basically amounts to, "Hey guys, I'm getting ready to have sex! Let you know what happens later!" threads lately.
 

kswiston

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But there's been a major influx of what basically amounts to, "Hey guys, I'm getting ready to have sex! Let you know what happens later!" threads lately.

People like attention.

The "Guys, a cute girl brushed my arm in a crowded mall today. What does it mean?" threads are worse, because I am sure most of them are made up to get a reaction.
 
Agreed.

I mean, I can understand moving a relationship question to OT if there's obvious potential for it to lead to a larger community discussion. Like, I dunno..."GAF, My Girlfriend wants me to have a threesome with her and her mother. Details Within."

But there's been a major influx of what basically amounts to, "Hey guys, I'm getting ready to have sex! Let you know what happens later!" threads lately.

But this one turned out to be amazing.

Plus the new policy is that it's still allowed, you just need proof. Which is even more amazing
 
I'm not understanding by the OP was banned after reading through this thread. I'm not questioning the ban/mod authority or anything, and maybe I missed a post somewhere, I'm just not clear on what he did that is not allowed, since from what I could tell he did provide pictures.

Was he banned for the thread being shitty in general? Can we not make any threads about relationship troubles without providing a timestamped picture of us with our significant other anymore? (which could be extremely awkward, or even impossible, depending on the situation.)

I just want to be clear about what is and is not allowed.
 

docbon

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Have you ever seen the petty stuff we ban for in gaming in order to keep the population down? We practically ban people for using the wrong tense. The OT has it too good and requires drone strikes.

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You say drone strikes, but I'm getting this forum purge vibe.
 

BFIB

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Next threesome thread I make will lead off properly with a scissoring photo, with a piece of paper with my username for authenticity.
 
I'm not understanding by the OP was banned after reading through this thread. I'm not questioning the ban/mod authority or anything, and maybe I missed a post somewhere, I'm just not clear on what he did that is not allowed, since form what I could tell he did provide pictures.

Was he banned for the thread being shitty in general? Can we not make any threads about relationship troubles without providing a timestamped picture of us with our significant other anymore? (which could be extremely awkward depending on the situation.)

I just want to be clear about what is and is not allowed.

I don't understand it either. Didn't he post a picture here:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112338871&postcount=188

He just messed up the URL (imgur.com should have been i.imgur.com, that's why it doesn't show). Someone fixed it a few posts later:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112338931&postcount=193
 

Rich!

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OP needs an updated tag for this.

Something like "I fought the law and won".

edit: LOL he's banned. I somehow missed that. disregard what I said entirely. Last I read, it was all going well. Ah well.
 

andthebeatgoeson

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I think he just posted pictures of them fully clothed. Nothing to suggest he was having a threesome.

OP needs an updated tag for this.

Something like "I fought the law and won".

edit: LOL he's banned. I somehow missed that. disregard what I said entirely.
He got a new one alright. Spelled 'L'.
 
Next threesome thread I make will lead off properly with a scissoring photo, with a piece of paper with my username for authenticity.

LOL - I will miss relationship GAF. A healthy mix of mock posts and entitled OPs seeking affirmation of their unhealthy antisocial obsessions. I loved the sarcasm and circle jerk of common sense.
 

Rich!

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LOL - I will miss relationship GAF. A healthy mix of mock posts and entitled OPs seeking affirmation of their unhealthy antisocial obsessions. I loved the sarcasm and circle jerk of common sense.

I've never felt the urge to post a relationship-gaf thread. Over on smaller forums such as Radiohead's mortigi tempo, I've felt OK with it - but that's because it's a smaller group of people. Like a cuddly group of friends.

on the other hand, posting about your relationship on GAF is like going out into the town centre and shouting out "HEY GUYS, I JUST HAD SEX!!!"
 
I think he just posted pictures of them fully clothed. Nothing to suggest he was having a threesome.

Sure, but I mean, talking about an experience you had with a threesome (assuming it's true) and having permission to post provocative pictures of those people on the internet are very different things.

I'm not saying this thread doesn't come off as super braggy, I just want to know where the line is drawn. Surely if I, for whatever reason, felt like I needed to make a thread asking about sexual issues I was having with my wife I wouldn't have to provide a picture of me and my wife in bed as proof that we're having sex.
 

Rich!

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To be fair, having a threesome with a couple then an hour later having to go back to them to say "hey guys, I need to get a photo of us all together to prove we fucked" is a little bit...well, I'd find it difficult.

Either way, I've had many, many sexual experiences before - making GAF know about them is the least of my concerns. But that's just my view. Either way, all I know is that I wouldn't have made this thread.
 

Popnbake

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I think he just posted pictures of them fully clothed. Nothing to suggest he was having a threesome.

A more revealing photo would have worked?

Who would post something like that of themselves on here? :T

He even regretted not being to take the picture down when they were fully clothed.
 
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