About to have a threesome...

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Did I not provide enough proof? She wanting seconds (just me), so I can't keep updating this thread.

Give her one for me.

I want everyone here to know: this is how I'm going to treat the mass amount of shitty GAF relationship threads from here on out. If there's not some sort of evidence or convincing story posted, you're not going to be hanging around for too long. Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

There should be a dedicated thread where posters can regale their unproven tales of sexual exploits.
 
"I was in a Walmart and the cute cashier farted in front of me, do I have a shot or what"

Anything like that.

Aight then. Now to witness the grand purging that will soon be upon us.

There should be a dedicated thread where posters can regale their unproven tales of sexual exploits.

Or maybe one where all such unproven tales can be congregated for public exhibition. Probably have it locked or something to serve as a sort of message, I dunno, I'm just throwing shit out from my sleep-deprived mind.
 

MilkBeard

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EDIT: ...beaten?
 

Drencrom

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I want everyone here to know: this is how I'm going to treat the mass amount of shitty GAF relationship threads from here on out. If there's not some sort of evidence or convincing story posted, you're not going to be hanging around for too long. Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

Thank you, White Man.
 
What I want to know is, if you knew you were going to have a threesome, why would you all do MDMA? It's well known for being an erection killer.
 

Horseticuffs

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If you were to post a link to a pic where you two dudes are using your wieners as mock-eyebrows for her while she shoots a selfie that would almost certainly prove your case.
 

butzopower

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What I want to know is, if you knew you were going to have a threesome, why would you all do MDMA? It's well known for being an erection killer.

We were already all rolling. I felt a vibe and suggested it. You are right though, it was a lot of limp dicking, but it was still incredibly exciting / interesting.

Alright, I'm really getting off GAF now. If I'm still here in the morning, I'll answer any questions people have.
 

Nyx

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What I want to know is, if you knew you were going to have a threesome, why would you all do MDMA? It's well known for being an erection killer.

Let her suck it for 4 hours while you wiggle dem glow sticks, staring at them all the time.
 
Message I sent to animlboogy before I made the GAF thread. He can post the other side to prove it when he wakes up.

Seems like a pretty out of control situation, so here is some friendly advice. If you turn bluetooth off, you'll save the phone battery. 63% is kind of getting low and you might be in for a long night.
 

Minamu

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Those are the worst, but it's really hard how to tell how fake they are. I can only promise I'll be vigilant.
As the current thread creator for regular Dating-Age, I'm a bit annoyed those threads aren't just normal posts in there instead. It's a legit thread imho, are we safe to continue helping people who bring serious issues to our attention? Some clarification on what threads are bad would be nice :)
 

f@luS

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threesome is nothing to be excited for

my max is (girl only) 5 girls and me , or 2 buddy and 7 girls
 

RedShift

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I want everyone here to know: this is how I'm going to treat the mass amount of shitty GAF relationship threads from here on out. If there's not some sort of evidence or convincing story posted, you're not going to be hanging around for too long. Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

Man, why couldn't this rule have been in place for the 'I accidentally got a hand job from a masseuse' thread.

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Showing picture of self now, still rolling.

Gah, people's pupils on MD are creepy.
 
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can't believe OP thought a 3 way while on mdma was a good plan. viagra is pretty much a must if you're peaking.....

impressed you got a semi OP, must be shitty mdma. I can't even feel anything below my neck if it's great stuff.
 

Darren870

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I want everyone here to know: this is how I'm going to treat the mass amount of shitty GAF relationship threads from here on out. If there's not some sort of evidence or convincing story posted, you're not going to be hanging around for too long. Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

That's a shame. Those threads are the best and the ones I believe the most. Isn't that what OT is for anyways.
 
I want everyone here to know: this is how I'm going to treat the mass amount of shitty GAF relationship threads from here on out. If there's not some sort of evidence or convincing story posted, you're not going to be hanging around for too long. Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

Make each thread a poll with Yes/No options. Days OP gets juniored = (No Votes - Yes Votes)
 

scogoth

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I want everyone here to know: this is how I'm going to treat the mass amount of shitty GAF relationship threads from here on out. If there's not some sort of evidence or convincing story posted, you're not going to be hanging around for too long. Relationship threads have been a cancer on the OT forum and they need to be erased.

This should make the penthouse thread a lot more exciting. Retroactive proof pics!
 
can't believe OP thought a 3 way while on mdma was a good plan. viagra is pretty much a must if you're peaking.....

impressed you got a semi OP, must be shitty mdma. I can't even feel anything below my neck if it's great stuff.

The only time I ever tried MDMA, it was while I was on a date with a stripper. All I really remember from the rest of that night is at some point I ate her ass out in an alleyway, yet my penis was hanging limper than a dangling wet rag. Also, she had perfect breasts, but again, MDMA meant I was soft as warm ice-cream.

I doubt I'll do it again, simply because it makes sex pretty much impossible, and I always like to leave my options open when I'm out.
Sadly I have no pics to provide if White Man doubts my story.

OP, next time do your research.
 
The only time I ever tried MDMA, it was while I was on a date with a stripper. All I really remember from the rest of that night is at some point I ate her ass out in an alleyway, yet my penis was hanging limper than a dangling wet rag. Also, she had perfect breasts, but again, MDMA meant I was soft as warm ice-cream.

I doubt I'll do it again, simply because it makes sex pretty much impossible, and I always like to leave my options open when I'm out.
Sadly I have no pics to provide if White Man doubts my story.

OP, next time do your research.

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