As I drive through Yoshi's Valley of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
Cause I've been drifting and blasting so long,
That even mama-mia thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a turtle that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're staring and where you're driving
Or you and your homies might be blue-shelled in shock
I really hate to trip but I gotta look
As they croak, I see myself in the Bob-omb's smoke
Fool, I'm the Luigi the little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night saying prayers in the streetlight
Now they're spending most their lives, living in Luigi's paradise
Will be spending most their lives, living in Luigi's paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in Luigi's paradise
Just spending most our lives, living in Luigi's paradise
Look at the situation they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised for the kids
So I gotta be down with the good team
Too much Super Mario watching got me chasing dreams
I'm a pasta-eatin' fool with revenge on my mind
Got my shell in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a lucked-out plumber set trippin' banger
And my year is down so don't arouse my anger, fool
Death ain't nothing but a heartbeat away,
I'm living life, do or die, what can I say
I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24
The way things are going I don't know
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you, not me
Now they're spending most their lives, living in Luigi's paradise
Will be spending most their lives, living in Luigi's paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in Luigi's paradise
Just spending most our lives, living in Luigi's paradise
Flower and the money, money and the flower
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's cruising, but half of them ain't looking
What's going on in slipstream, but I know what's cookin'
They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they're in front, that's why I know their life is out of luck, fool
Been spending most their lives, living in Luigi's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in Luigi's paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in Luigi's paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in Luigi's paradise
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you, not me
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you, not me