Que le muerda! Que le muerda!
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HypnoDarkrai
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I cried after they did that to me on my 4th birthday.
Lol. When I was in 9th grade my friend from Argentina told a girl que cerrara las piernas porque le apestaba la concha.
Vulcano's assistant
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This is great
Sweet lord :lol
The fucking cake on the nostrils blocking precious air!
Don't worry mate, the antibullying agenda is going strong thru all our media.
Thinking about it, I wonder if women named Concepción are nicknamed Conchita in there.
Trunchisholm
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The lack of proper Spanish grammar in this thread is shocking.
The proper sentence would be "que la muerda", if you're using a feminine noun such as "tarta" or "torta" to refer to the cake, or "que lo muerda", if you use a masculine one, such as "pastel". "Le" is not an option, because that word is always used as an indirect object, as in "Le dijo que viniera con nosotros" (He told him to come with us). "La" and "lo" are always used as direct objects.
That's the rule, but its use varies from region to region. Given it's widespread use, the Royal Spanish academy regards the use of "le" as a direct object when it's referring to a male person as acceptable. An example of that would be "Le amo" (I love him) instead of "Lo amo". Using that for a female, however, would not be acceptable.
As for that custom, as an outsider, I find it absurd. I don't get practical jokes, especially when they're supposed to be celebrating that person's birthday. The same goes for people who are keen on practical jokes at weddings. I don't think it's the right time for those kinds of shenanigans.
And, before anyone else says it, sí, soy un nazi de la gramática sin sentido del humor.
The proper sentence would be "que la muerda", if you're using a feminine noun such as "tarta" or "torta" to refer to the cake, or "que lo muerda", if you use a masculine one, such as "pastel". "Le" is not an option, because that word is always used as an indirect object, as in "Le dijo que viniera con nosotros" (He told him to come with us). "La" and "lo" are always used as direct objects.
That's the rule, but its use varies from region to region. Given it's widespread use, the Royal Spanish academy regards the use of "le" as a direct object when it's referring to a male person as acceptable. An example of that would be "Le amo" (I love him) instead of "Lo amo". Using that for a female, however, would not be acceptable.
As for that custom, as an outsider, I find it absurd. I don't get practical jokes, especially when they're supposed to be celebrating that person's birthday. The same goes for people who are keen on practical jokes at weddings. I don't think it's the right time for those kinds of shenanigans.
And, before anyone else says it, sí, soy un nazi de la gramática sin sentido del humor.
these two posts made me laugh back to back
im sorry about laughing at you hypno.
By the way im not mexican im dominican but living in new york and going to a predominantly latin school you learn a lot of other countries customs which i think is pretty cool.
Cabrones montoneros.
Muy divertido tener pastel en la puta cara.
Is that right? lol
CarpeDeezNutz
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The lack of proper Spanish grammar in this thread is shocking.
The proper sentence would be "que la muerda", if you're using a feminine noun such as "tarta" or "torta" to refer to the cake, or "que lo muerda", if you use a masculine one, such as "pastel". "Le" is not an option, because that word is always used as an indirect object, as in "Le dijo que viniera con nosotros" (He told him to come with us). "La" and "lo" are always used as direct objects.
That's the rule, but its use varies from region to region. Given it's widespread use, the Royal Spanish academy regards the use of "le" as a direct object when it's referring to a male person as acceptable. An example of that would be "Le amo" (I love him) instead of "Lo amo". Using that for a female, however, would not be acceptable.
As for that custom, as an outsider, I find it absurd. I don't get practical jokes, especially when they're supposed to be celebrating that person's birthday. The same goes for people who are keen on practical jokes at weddings. I don't think it's the right time for those kinds of shenanigans.
And, before anyone else says it, sí, soy un nazi de la gramática sin sentido del humor.
Grammar nazi it up in here mang!
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=812896
tamal too.
Pigeon.
Heard this one too,along with torta and concha. I've heard ostión too but that one is fucking gross.
LiquidMetal14
hide your water-based mammals
I'm here for la mierda.
MasterOfPastures
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The lack of proper Spanish grammar in this thread is shocking.
The proper sentence would be "que la muerda", if you're using a feminine noun such as "tarta" or "torta" to refer to the cake, or "que lo muerda", if you use a masculine one, such as "pastel". "Le" is not an option, because that word is always used as an indirect object, as in "Le dijo que viniera con nosotros" (He told him to come with us). "La" and "lo" are always used as direct objects.
That's the rule, but its use varies from region to region. Given it's widespread use, the Royal Spanish academy regards the use of "le" as a direct object when it's referring to a male person as acceptable. An example of that would be "Le amo" (I love him) instead of "Lo amo". Using that for a female, however, would not be acceptable.
As for that custom, as an outsider, I find it absurd. I don't get practical jokes, especially when they're supposed to be celebrating that person's birthday. The same goes for people who are keen on practical jokes at weddings. I don't think it's the right time for those kinds of shenanigans.
And, before anyone else says it, sí, soy un nazi de la gramática sin sentido del humor.
Vulcano's assistant
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Isn't coño universal?
edit: also, Mexican-Gaf, somebody better explain me what were you thinking when you came up with this
EchoChamber
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sometimes girls don't shave
It gets hairy down there.
alfredofroylan
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Because there's a popular catchphrase "matar al oso de puñaladas" (killing the bear by stabbing) It's a phrase that means "having sex" because ..... you know... penis=knife ..... public hair = bear.
Thankfully is getting outdated.
Déjeme apuñalarle el oso, porfa!
alfredofroylan
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Con una fregada que no. No sea tan naco.
Asegúrate de llevar un machete porque esta cañon la cosa.
Trunchisholm
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I'm Spanish and I've never heard most of those listed. "Chumino" is used to refer to the penis. "Chiral" is wrong; in any case, it should be "chirla". "Papo" is informal Spanish for cheek; I've never heard it in that context. In any case, those are also grammatically masculine. It's "el coño/chocho/chichi/conejo".
Khalifa Jayy
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Most def the cumbia one lol. Not that one you linked though. A slightly faster version with more energy and tamborazo haha.
Vulcano's assistant
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thank you
What is this fucking travesty?
I'm Spanish and I've never heard most of those listed. "Chumino" is used to refer to the penis. "Chiral" is wrong; in any case, it should be "chirla". "Papo" is informal Spanish for cheek; I've never heard it in that context. In any case, those are also grammatically masculine. It's "el coño/chocho/chichi/conejo".yencid said:
Weird, I'm Spanish too and I have heard all of them except toto, chiral and papo. And chumino certainly is used to refer to the vagina.
Trunchisholm
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That's exactly the ones I was talking about. I was exaggerating a bit when I said it was most of them. But still, those ones are, as far as I know, definitely NOT peninsular Spanish.
I suppose that you mean "Que el/ella le muerda al pastel". But that sounds really weird to me, because we are kinda treating the cake as if it were a person.
Minister of the Dog
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Vaya a dormirse, mijo. Está borracho.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I'm preeeeeetty sure papo is used in the South. Maybe it's from the Canary Islands?
It sounds super gross, BTW.
Valkyria
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I'm from Madrid and definitely chumino is used.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Chumino is one of the most popular variations by a long shot.
jts
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god damn
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Too bad about the avocado. Way to ruin a scrumptious looking sandwich.
Come on, Funky, you can't hate on that heavenly product of Earth.
joseranulfo
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So I was at this girl's party when it came to the mañanitas time, we all sang, the girl blowed the candles, but when we all started asking for the mordida she freaks out, she says there's no way she'll do it while already griping the knife hard.
Well, after a moment, a couple of her girlfriends convince her to bite the cake if no one gets behind her and even back away a couple feet from the table, so we do it and then she gets her face near the cake all weary and suspicious and just as she is about to reach the cake some guys lifted the long table from the far edges a good six inches and bam, girl gets cake all over her face, starts to cry and runs to the bathroom to clean up.
About an hour later she and her girlfriends get out and we finally have cake. It was delicious.
Well, after a moment, a couple of her girlfriends convince her to bite the cake if no one gets behind her and even back away a couple feet from the table, so we do it and then she gets her face near the cake all weary and suspicious and just as she is about to reach the cake some guys lifted the long table from the far edges a good six inches and bam, girl gets cake all over her face, starts to cry and runs to the bathroom to clean up.
About an hour later she and her girlfriends get out and we finally have cake. It was delicious.
It's "¡Mordida! ¡mordida!" here in central Mexico. No need to argue about le/lo/la
The wrong, it hurts!
lol
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