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[Despera]

This is brutal.

 

[air jordans for dogs]

Justiça

 

[Dutch Gronk]

the German players haven't really celebrated a goal since the 2nd one I think.

why no shirts have been pulled off?

Taking your shirt off as a celebration earns you a yellow card.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

I miss Heskey only guy to fall over himself nearly every match

Heskey is so gifted that he was able to make Rooney effective at international level.

 

[Baron Doggystyle von Woof]

Bring on klose for the fatality

 

[Renzoku]

You're looking at the winners of the world cup.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

This ref is fucking bribed. Fuck the ref, fuck Muller and fuck Germany.

Portugal would still be dead even if they had had that penalty (which indeed should have been a penalty). And Pepe deserved the red.

 

[Linkyn]

Nice, Poldi getting ready.

 

[artist]

Wow, now the Portuguese crowd is yelling "gatuno" (thief). As if this awful result was the referee's fault... it was penalty, though.

They think 1-4 would still quality as a "win".

 

[Pennywise]

Good. Good. Wish it were Klose though.

Can't believe Löw is bringing Mustafi as RB ahead of Großkreutz or Durm.

Löw said Durm is no RB for him

 

[SliceSabre]

WHERE IS THE TOWEL!? HOLY CRAP GET PORTUGAL OUT OF THERE THEY ARE GETTING MURDERED

 

[Oersted]

the German players haven't really celebrated a goal since the 2nd one I think.

why no shirts have been pulled off?

Shirts pulling off is not allowed?

 

[Zoned]

This ref is fucking bribed. Fuck the ref, fuck Muller and fuck Germany.

Yes yes yes let it all flow through you.

 

[kamorra]

BU-BU-BUT THE REF SCREWED PORTUGAL!

Germanys absolutely deserve this win. Doesn't change the fact that the ref screwed Portugal.

 

[gutshot]

4-0!

What a great result for Ghana, who I don't support at all but are almost certainly a great team and will beat the US tonight.

 

[Kiraly]

Hahahahhaahahahhahahahahahahah

Hat trick.

Lolnaldo.

HAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LA DECIMA

BARCA NOTHING HAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

[sabertoothzombie]

No Klose today

 

[CraigerGamer]

German defense almost has scary as their offense. They just close down everything.

 

[Vanillalite]

Germany pouring salt on that wound. Game isn't over yet either!

 

[Tugatrix]

Beto or Eduardo as Goallie in the next match, Patricio was never national team material

 

[FootballFan]

Probably the most undeserving hattrick I've ever seen.

What does that mean? How are you supposed to deserve a hat trick? He scored his 3 chances. Deserved.

 

[Lach]

Portugal looked terrible at that last goal. They're completely broken!

 

[_woLf]

World cup hat trick

woweeeee

 

[Kerub]

6-0 is a possibility maybe?

 

[SkylineRKR]

How much goals does Muller have now? 12?

 

[BeforeU]

Germany are going to get smashed so hard Schumacher will wish he never woke up

..

 

[Regulus Tera]

Just put Klose in already. It's his chance to overtake Ronaldo.

 

[confuziz]

can someone get these kids out of here, kiraly and ff pls,

 

[Draconian]

delicious

Good argument. He has a penalty, a gift, and one where he got the ball in a good position off a deflection.

 

[FO-totality]

WHERE IS THE TOWEL!? HOLY CRAP GET PORTUGAL OUT OF THERE THEY ARE GETTING MURDERED

If they die, they die.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

4-0!

What a great result for Ghana, who I don't support at all but are almost certainly a great team and will beat the US tonight.

That's a bit more realistic of an assessment.

 

[Shinriji]

Muller so godlike

 

[Kos Luftar]

This is not Ireland, Portugal.

 

[Windom Earle]

Probably the most undeserving hattrick I've ever seen.

Beautiful salt!!!

 

[Pharaoh 117]

Muller. So good.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

Things are setting up perfectly for the goddamn USA. They have no excuse to fuck this up.

They still need at least a draw vs Portugal, but yeah this is as good as it gets for them.

 

[CharminUltra]

World Cup: The Red Wedding

 

[Abraxas]

Löw you cunt, you motherfucker. Where is klose, he's so close and he's still faster than bloody podolski ffs.

 

[Rhaknar]

why is everyone saying this is good for the USA btw? do they play Germany last and are expecting Germany to not care by then?

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

The ref should've called that penalty for Portugal, to at least lift their spirits, make the match more interesting. Kinda shitty deal.

 

[Mr.Marston]

HAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LA DECIMA

BARCA NOTHING HAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

"....."

 

[LNBL]

Hope Podolski scores, so he can dedicate it to Schumacher

 

[LanceVance]

Podolski has 115 caps? Wtf

 

[derwalde]

Good argument. He has a penalty, a gift, and one where he got the ball in a good position off a deflection.

give me more pls

 

[TCRS]

= where-naldo

workd better in german

 

[$200]

4th world cup in a row that Germany score at least 4 on the opening game? Or maybe more?

 

[Zaph]

Haaahaa, someone gif that please

 

[FootballFan]

HAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LA DECIMA

BARCA NOTHING HAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I can't. This is too good.

LOL.

 

[Deku Tree]

Where is Cristiano Ronaldo?

 

[xbhaskarx]

Muller with 3x more goals in 80 minutes than Ronaldo has in three World Cups...