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No hstrings were harmed in this gif.

 

[Meier]

Jurgen should have just pulled out his phone and put on this video.

http://youtu.be/4pZHXQ698Ok

Halftime sorted.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Even shitty ass Portugal will go to town on that defense.

 

[Gormless Noodle]

BIDEN

come onto the field at the start of the third quarter

announce you are running for the presidency

release your cock into the wild

ask a ghanaian snake charmer to make it dance, dance my pretty dance

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merkel lie down and spread wide, let our tanks invade your borders

let our paratroopers drop into your quarantined zones

let our president put parts of him that only michelle and mitt know about into your bratwurst bun

america this is the moment we have been waiting for

let's win the world series

You are a gift to mankind, I want you to know that.

 

[Tristam]

Maybe Clint Dempsey can make another crappy rap video about tasting John boyes shin

Or maybe he can score another goal against Ghana. ~_^ <3

 

[Codeblue]

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They hate us for our freedoms.

 

[Mesousa]

Try harder

Said the Sunderland fans to altidore.

 

[Mory Dunz]

Brooks? Uh oh

 

[Juz]

Wilbur on a roll haha

 

[1.21Gigawatts]

Well back to twitter, Jozy

Is that real?

 

[Talamius]

BIDEN

come onto the field at the start of the third quarter

announce you are running for the presidency

release your cock into the wild

ask a ghanaian snake charmer to make it dance, dance my pretty dance

obamanotbad.png

merkel lie down and spread wide, let our tanks invade your borders

let our paratroopers drop into your quarantined zones

let our president put parts of him that only michelle and mitt know about into your bratwurst bun

america this is the moment we have been waiting for

let's win the world series

Winning game 7 of the Kickball Super Cup is a done deal, boys.

 

[Anoregon]

Welp, here we go.

 

[Maintenance]

Beasley please stay up

Fuck she's back!

 

[Tragicomedy]

Having Donovan on the roster would have come quite in handy with Altidore dropping. Alas...

 

[Blablurn]

So is jozy done for the tourney?

his career is done

 

[ZZMitch]

Matt Besler being replaced by John Brooks.., not good

 

[Yamauchi]

USA USA USA

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Jesus, another injury.

 

[Hixx]

Obama has sent his troops a message on Facebook.

"Go team USA, show the world what we are made of"

 

[Amibguous Cad]

Our D sucks so bad I kinda hope yedlin comes on in the second half. Go Sounders!

 

[Clockwork5]

So is jozy done for the tourney?

apparently hes going to go tear up that blonde chick.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

is that DeMarcus Beasley? Isn't he like 47 years old?

 

[Omega Ultimus]

Just got home. Saw score.

Win one for the Gipper boys.

 

[Ourobolus]

Gyan getting double teamed there

 

[HotHamWater]

AMERICA DROPPING THAT PRECISION TOMAHAWK ON GYAN

#WHERESTHEWMD'S

 

[Thursday War]

Beasley please stay up

need a name right now

 

[Broder Salsa]

his career is done

What a way to end it, contributing to the US winning the World Trophy of Football

Is that real?

Yeah it's old though.

 

[bud]

he's left-footed, but beasley for some reason thinks he's right-footed. always seems so surprised whenever he cuts inside.

 

[BlindRage]

his career is done

Lmao I knew that, I just don't know why US doesn't have another striker that could take his place in this situation smh.

 

[Kraftwerk]

that drawing in the bottom right

i don't know the name of it but every time i see it i lose my shit

whoever came up with that is a genius

Same here. Every damn time.

Also;

 

[Oersted]

What beer you on?

So so many newbies. God I'm loving it

 

[Mr.Marston]

Opare is fucking terrible

 

[Hixx]

Is that real?

It's real. His twitter was amazing that night.

 

[Chris R]

Draw or win. PLEASE DON'T LOSE THIS USA

 

[mreddie]

Back 1 minute in and a flop already.

 

[kamorra]

Are guys serious? It's the World Cup. Where countries from all over the world compete against each other. It's a competition and not some hippie love fest.

 

[Mory Dunz]

what did BEDOYA just do?

Donovan would be worse than himm?????

 

[Bubble Metropolis]

Holy shit our defense. Every header we put in our own third has put Howard in a difficult "catch or goal" position.

 

[schlongdog]

Haha!

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

smh at all the Ghana players who think they can Daley Blind it

 

[leroidys]

Pretty hilarious that anyone ever called this the group of death.

 

[K.Jack]

All of our touches are shit. We deserve to lose at this point.

 

[Wilbur]

Are guys serious? It's the World Cup. Where countries from all over the world compete against each other. It's a competition and not some hippie love fest.

shut up you dam commie appreciate we fought through two world wars and a minor skirmish in the middle east to win the privilege to play at this tournament

 

[moai]

go us of a

 

[Pimpwerx]

Bedoya is like s club-footed buffalo out there. No touch at all, and somehow he's a facilitator out there. Seriously, I'd take Donavon over that. PEACE.

 

[Shadow780]

USA still relies on Tin Howard too much, wonder what they gonna do once he hangs it up.

 

[fuenf]

Pretty hilarious that anyone ever called this the group of death.

actually nobody did

 

[Thursday War]

Beasley please stay up

gaf i need a name pls

cmon creepy gaf

pls

 

[Ourobolus]

USA still relies on Tin Howard too much, wonder what they gonna do once he hangs it up.

Gonna bring Freidel back

 

[Maintenance]

Pretty hilarious that anyone ever called this the group of death.

But it is the group of death, didn't you see how many players from this group got fucked in so little time?