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[royalan]

Because I shit from there and probably don't wipe well enough for my wife to want to risk inserting her fingers or whatever inside.

I can't understand how it feels good either, since I once had to jam a foreign object up my asshole to unplug myself and become regular again.

To each his/her own I suppose.

I'm about to blow your mind: if you jam something up a girl's vagina when she's not in a sexual mood, it doesn't feel good, either.

Unless you think girls are cumming every time they insert tampons or something.

 

[Ferrio]

Spoiler

Oh prostate, you silly thing

 

[PhoenixDark]

I don't even watch anal porn. It's just unappealing, I can't get over the idea of putting any part of my body in a hole poop comes from.

 

[Brakke]

Doodoo comes out from there. I don't want shit on my dick. For me that's a turn off. I might vomit while having sex.

Speaking of vomit, did you know that horses can't vomit?

I also feel that no matter how much you clean, there is going to be a faint smell of shit on your dick.

Maybe with like a minty condom i'll try it.

Your posts start off kind of lame but finish strong. I'm into it.

 

[potam]

I wouldn't be opposed to trying it if a girl came out and asked, but all I know is my asshole clenched up tight whenever my ex-wife's fingers slipped below my balls.

 

[Devolution]

I'm about to blow your mind: if you jam something up a girl's vagina when she's not in a sexual mood, it doesn't feel good, either.

Unless you think girls are cumming every time they insert tampons or something.

Taking them out is the worst.

Also pelvic exams are shit too.

 

[CREMSteve]

Anal's awesome.

 

[t-storm]

Spoiler

Oh prostate, you silly thing

lmao

 

[Sheroking]

I also feel that no matter how much you clean, there is going to be a faint smell of shit on your dick.

Couple rounds of douching and there's no trace of scat.

I've actually found vaginas are, on average, far dirtier. Not that I mind.

 

[Eyemus Lutt]

Accidental Rosebudding.

 

[Crazyorloco]

Thread is about receiving.

ahhh...ok. I still won't be interested in it. Probably even less than giving it to someone.

I would faint if rectal prolapse happened to me.

Your posts start off kind of lame but finish strong. I'm into it.

Thanks. Bad habit i have.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Unless you think girls are cumming every time they insert tampons or something.

gonna need some citations on this

 

[Jenov]

higher chance of anal prolapse, anal tearing, stds and utis. meh.

 

[FUME5]

Something, something, rosebud.

But nah, not interested in having anything inserted into my anus, thank you very much.

 

[Satch]

gonna need some citations on this

putting in/taking out tampons is not pleasant

 

[McLovin]

Because peanutbutterbanana.gif

 

[blackflag]

It's awesome. My girlfriend straps it on like once a week.

 

[Sheroking]

higher chance of anal prolapse, anal tearing, stds and utis. meh.

Vaginal prolapse, vaginal tearing, stds and urinary tract infections all happen from vaginal intercourse too.

I guess we should all just masturbate. Hand jobs only!

 

[kinggroin]

I'm about to blow your mind: if you jam something up a girl's vagina when she's not in a sexual mood, it doesn't feel good, either.

Unless you think girls are cumming every time they insert tampons or something.

You know they aren't?

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=839657

 

[acrid]

Bebies come from there

 

[-COOLIO-]

he's talking about receiving guys.

would you let your girlfriends strap up and give it to you?

me personally? im open minded.

 

[livestOne]

Are there any sex things you wont do? Why not? Im sure there are tons of people who will tell you it feels great if you just try it.

 

[Devolution]

putting in/taking out tampons is not pleasant

Cold and pinchy.

So fun.

 

[freenudemacusers]

putting in/taking out tampons is not pleasant

i was hoping for meta analysis, not anecdotes. jury's still out imo.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=839657

There's extreme vaginal porn too, but of course don't stick your tongue or penis down there either, because reasons.

Sex isn't really about logic, imo. I simply don't find assholes attractive because I associate it with expelling waste, ergo I don't want to play with them or anyone to play with mine. I really don't think it's a cleanliness thing.

I'm sure cleanliness plays a factor because you're afraid of a mistake being made during the process.

 

[royalan]

Cold and pinchy.

So fun.

GOD

I don't even have a va-jay-jay and that thing is like the stuff of nightmares to me.

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

That rosebud thread.

What the fuck. Any interest in anal is dead after that.

Good lord.

 

[Sheroking]

That rosebud thread.

What the fuck. Any interest in anal is dead after that.

Good lord.

Want me to ruin vaginal for you?

 

[Winterfang]

I don't like the idea of sticking my Penis in a place that shit comes from.
I don't like the idea of Penis anywhere near the place my shit comes out.
Looks to be really painful

 

[potam]

Cold and pinchy.

So fun.

Spoiler

I don't think you're supposed to use that for tampons

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

Want me to ruin vaginal for you?

You can try, but you won't. Thanks anyway tho

 

[neojubei]

Anal sex is amazing.

That it is. That it is.

 

[Steamlord]

I've been irrationally afraid of my butt ever since I read "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk.

 

[royalan]

That rosebud thread.

What the fuck. Any interest in anal is dead after that.

Good lord.

Well, if it makes you feel better. I've been sexually active for 9 years now, and I do not have a prolapsed anus.

That's like, something you have to specifically work to get.

 

[tanooki27]

have you seen the rosebud thread?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Want me to ruin vaginal for you?

two childbirths didn't ruin vaginas for me. i accept your challenge.

 

[potam]

two childbirths didn't ruin vaginas for me. i accept your challenge.

did u kno they bleed from vagina

 

[Kangi]

I don't like the idea of sticking my Penis in a place that shit comes from.
I don't like the idea of Penis anywhere near the place my shit comes out.
Looks to be really painful

Do you want me to list the things that come out of vaginas? It's a lot more gnarly of a list than just "poop". We're talking blood, eggs, babies, uterine linings, old tampons, assorted acids that can dissolve panties, shall I go on? But the anus is off-limits because poop.

 

[triplestation]

why do i WHAT

 

[Jigorath]

Suppositories are uncomfortable enough for me. I don't think anal sex is my thing.

 

[matty2Dfraud]

I'm cool with butt stuff if my current lady friend is cool butt stuff.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

did u kno they bleed from vagina

Celibacy or abstinence, the choice is [theirs].

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

I find it pretty okay. I'd be more into it if my wife was into it - the whole "if she's turned on, I'm turned on" thing - but she's not.

Also poop.

Yes I am 12.

 

[Sheroking]

two childbirths didn't ruin vaginas for me. i accept your challenge.

I once saw a video of a man licking blood off a prolapsed vagina.

That's where I was going with that (didn't ruin vaginas for me either, but rosebudding doesn't ruin anal for me so there's that).

 

[Brakke]

You guys should stop thinking of anal sex as thrustful. I've always preferred like a finger goes up in there and hangs out, does some tickling. Solves the prolapse fear at least.

Make sure your partner is manicured though.

I've been irrationally afraid of my butt ever since I read "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk.

I haven't been in a pool since.

 

[Extra Sauce]

I've got chronic prostatitis. It's painful just having the urologist stick his finger in there.

Translation: not in a million years.

 

[Mister Wilhelm]

Straight guy.

I don't like the idea of getting fucked in the ass but plugs and fingers are fantastic.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

he's talking about receiving guys.

would you let your girlfriends strap up and give it to you?

me personally? im open minded.

The right woman can do nearly whatever she wants.

 

[psylah]

The yin to this thread's yang.