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[terribletwo]

The movies you write are pretty bad
and you wrote what most people agree is the worst episode of TWDS1 (the tell tale game)
not the show
the meter in this poem is as consistent as your writing
just saying I look forward to your take on star wars
to see what ham fisted biblical allusions you put into a galaxy far far away

 

[Ken]

A mameshiba
Suzu's avatar is now
Be my waifu pls

Hi aeana
You are forever a slime
Be my waifu pls

 

[Odrion]

roses are red
dishonored is good
oh shit you mentioned dishonored
now derrick01 is complaining in your thread

 

[evanmisha]

Colonel Mustard in my heart with the lead pipe
Call him Mr. eShop, he knows the sales tonight
Huntin' monsters, chasing ghosts in dat Ramones shirt
Can't get enough, I yeah all his posts on Miiverse

 

["God's Beard!"]

roses are red
violets are smelly
mods pretty please
free demi

 

[maomaoIYP]

Hi sugar mama
I'm BladeoftheImmortal
Shit, NK husband.

Taylor Swift lyrics
Written down in a library
Cringe hard, Kopite

 

[ronito]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll awkwardly suck your cock
and for the directions thank you

 

[Ken]

I hope senpai notices me.

 

[maomaoIYP]

Anti-monitor
Will be in my mind always
Because of that pic.

 

[Menome]

The return of the Gaffer called Nate,
occurred when he found that his neighbour was gay,
with bathroom-tile spying,
and Catfish-style lying,
he added to America's increasing divorce rate.

 

[PaulExcellent]

The return of the Gaffer called Nate,
occurred when he found that his neighbour was gay,
with bathroom-tile spying,
and Catfish-style lying,
he added to America's increasing divorce rate.

I said damn. Too good.
This is one real-talk poem.
EightBitNate is gold.

 

[strobogo]

BronsonLee, you may be wee
But our love is always there for thee
Your camera shots are always steady
We hope you come back to WrassleGAF when you're ready

 

[Deleted member 47027]

BronsonLee, you may be wee
But our love is always there for thee
Your camera shots are always steady
We hope you come back to WrassleGAF when you're ready

That's pretty, I hope he comes back

 

[Solid Samus]

The movies you write are pretty bad
and you wrote what most people agree is the worst episode of TWDS1 (the tell tale game)
not the show
the meter in this poem is as consistent as your writing
just saying I look forward to your take on star wars
to see what ham fisted biblical allusions you put into a galaxy far far away

this killed me

 

[Ashodin]

blame space
your avatar face
is so weird
why you
have such an avatar
where the bottom
is too far
from your name?

yeahhhhhhh

 

[EightBitNate]

There once was a Gaffer called Nate,
who watched porn but not to masturbate,
the green lines are sound,
uh-oh his sister's around,
the thread which resulted was great.

I said damn. Too good.
This is one real-talk poem.
EightBitNate is gold.

Gold

 

[dream]

In e.e. cummings fashion, this is called "you are the authority"

you are the authority
of all that you discuss
associates degree in hand
an emblem of two years that wizened and emboldened your spirit and made you
the authority of all that you discuss
and argue
two years that taught you the transcendental truth
you are right
experience eschewed, subtlety shunned
for a passion that erupts into a torrent of obscenities
a grotesque rhetoric of vitriol wins the day
fight on, with wild eyes and venomous tongue
for you are the authority
of all that you discuss

 

[Mr. Luchador]

An Ode to WrassleGAF

Bodyslams and Powerbombs
We watch it every week
Never question our sanity
For a good Raw we seek
One day it will arrive
Like a tweet from The Sheik
I hope it won't be spoiled
By a dirtsheet leak

We know that it's 'fake'
But we don't care
You never really know
Who has something to share
As we slip out an OT
Here and there
Bringing in New Posters
To our Wrestling Fanfare

 

[Kraftwerk]

An Ode to WrassleGAF

Bodyslams and Powerbombs
We watch it every week
Never question our sanity
For a good Raw we seek
One day it will arrive
Like a tweet from the Shiek
I hope it won't be spoiled
By a dirtsheet leak

We know that it's 'fake'
But we don't care
You never really know
Who has something to share
As we slip out an OT
Here and there
Bringing in New Posters
To our Wrestling Fanfare

Amazing, but I was expecting legit shook' in there somewhere.

 

[Mr. Luchador]

Ah bollocks, you're right.

Spoiler

The storylines are weak
Just like a bad book
And the acting is poor
Like Hoffman in Hook
We cling to good times
Even if they're a fluke
Just like that time when...
... too late, legit shook

 

[GraveRobberX]

Threads way too big for me to consume through
My mind hoping that I'll see you
The beacon of light you beam
Thanking you for the deed
Leaving a passage for all to see
Helping us understand the details
"If your just joining in" being the tale
You truly are one of a kind
I wouldn't mind flying on your airline
My ode to Lionel Mandrake

 

[Rentahamster]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll awkwardly suck your cock
and for the directions thank you

I thought it was for the hospitality?

 

[Vazra]

To PopGaf

Yasssssss
Nnnnnnnnn
Slayyyyyy
Ddddddddd
:ahh:
Dead
Flop
NewYorkFromFlavorofLove.gif

 

[Ravek]

Gold

To EightBitNate:

Chewy Gum is really gross.
Chewy gum I hate the most.

 

[Masquerader]

Ferocious and crazed beith Bish
Whom would ban thou on a mere wish
With Jackson's glare
Juniors beware
For thou kind will easily self-extinguish~

 

[OTIX]

Clashing fanboys rage
Voice of reason in the din
His name is The_Monk

 

[Lafiel]

Ode to darkside31337

the darkside
always being the buzzkill in animegaf
the darkside
watching everyone around me cry while darkside laughs with spite
the darkside
watches all kinds of sports
the darkside
he'd never touch a animal but would make a little baby cry
the darkside
loves his moe and playstation
the darkside
in the seething darkness
the darkside
lurks

 

[Arkos]

*beats on hand drum*

Picture
Words
one is worth a thousand
His pictures move
me

For Sunhi

 

[Menome]

What we know about Relight the most,
is that his girlfriend gets lovin' from ghosts,
but he'll get quite shirty,
if you say he's dirty,
for showering twice a week, at most.

Spoiler

No malice intended with these!

 

[Magwik]

Stephen Amell has the abs of a god,
Wozzly's fics bring in the mods,
We have lost the first Canary,
But maybe she will finally read a dictionary.

Manu has got all of the swag,
There is only way to stop this man,
Not with the tip of an arrow,
but with the swag of Barrow's arrow.

Season 3 we get more Waller,
and a regular Barrowman will be baller,
The Flash has his own show,
and the ratings may start off slow,
but they will climb fast,
because lighting gave Barry abs.

An ode to ArrowGAF

 

[hateradio]

Swiggity swooty
I'm comin for that booty

This needs to come with an illustration of the avatar.

 

[maquiladora]

he said the game would be awful
we all laughed at his negativity
but when it was released, it was no fun
you were right all along, derrick01

 

[hipbabboom]

Oh Mumei
For long I wanted thou to do mei
But thou art a mod
Still I desire thou hot bod
These feelings of mine have broken free of my heart's slammer
So I beg of thee to not swing thy ban hammer

Spoiler

This isn't creepy right?

 

[kehs]

Anyone I've ever sent PPMs(Poem PMs) to, feel free to post them here.

 

[Blood Red Sky]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This cost $30
And I'll share it with you

 

[Masquerader]

Anyone I've ever sent PPMs(Poem PMs) to, feel free to post them here.

... Is that... A thing...?

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

Some ideas:

haiku
ode
sonnet
limerick

--

I was thinking for the last couple of days how best to leave positive seller feedback for ElectricBlanketFire in the B/S/T thread, and leaving an ordinary sentence with its boldfaced font just seemed to fall short of the obscene generosity EBF graciously bestowed upon me.

So I thought, why not try my hand at a haiku?

Call him E.B.F.
His Wii U is okay now
Even after the lightning

That didn't really seem like enough effort, though. So I thought a limerick might be in order.

There once was an Electric BlanketFire,
A fellow who'd lend you a tire!
He loved Chinese grub
(Just not the American stuff, bub!)
A chap to be like, we'd aspire!

That didn't seem sufficient either, somehow, so I thought an ode might be more appropriate.

To know him, the electric one
The man whose very blanket sets minds
ablaze
Whither are we known as GAFers
when the truest among us
Are something more
With the keenest taste
and the sharpest palate
(despite an admitted dislike of bluest cheeses)
and a mother
who discovered
Warp Zones
all by her lonesome
Perhaps the moniker
By which we know him
Is actually a grouping of the three adjectives
Which best describe his respective nature
Electric for his creative spark
Blanket to represent
His comforting words
and Fire to denote his passion for games
ever since that fateful 1991 when he was gifted
The Most Super of Nintendos
Sometimes children throw up in his presence
Simply when awed to be around him
He knows that beer is best from a tap
But when it comes to a bottle or can specifically
His opinion is firmly in favor of that aluminum cylinder
His generosity is boundless
Always giving away
Platinum Gifts from that exclusive club of the Big N
and Alerting us to Bombas
Be they Mario Blankets or otherwise
With a keen eye for art
He can recognize Superintendent Chalmers
deep in the heart of a Burrito Stronghold
And perhaps most relevant to OT GAF
His taste for Milk Duds and TMNT
is absolute
Ever since that destined day
when his kindly grandfather took him
to see his first movie
Knowledge he would later generously share
With GAF
Just as he humbly offers
Wares and advice and musings
on this very forum
to this very day.

Okay, I guess that'll have to do. Thanks again, EBF!

Wow. I'm flattered!

Am I authorized to request a tag for Max?

"Non-Creepy Poet"

 

[PhoenixDark]

Devolution, Devolution
So clear through the fog
Devolution, Devolution
You deserve better than Timedog

 

[Indrid Cold1]

Oh Doom_Bringer,
Bringer of doom.
Dost thou sleep on a balcony,
Or in thy sister's bedroom?

 

[kehs]

... Is that... A thing...?

Check your pms.

😊

 

[RELIGHT]

EviLore ain't no whore
Got a ban came back for more
EviLore ain't no whore
Fuck the police

 

[Masquerader]

Check your pms.

😊

... And there was... Emptiness~

Spoiler

I am hurt. ;-;

 

[kehs]

My PPM was meta.


:jnc:

 

[Liquidsnake]

G-FEX

Together as one
We rise, we rise
I tried to hard you tuned away
What I wouldn't do for one more chance

Together as one
We can we can.

 

[ronito]

I thought it was for the hospitality?

Technically both

 

[Timeaisis]

O Terrisus,
I just realized you probably hate poetry.
Sorry.

 

[terrisus]

O Terrisus,
I just realized you probably hate poetry.
Sorry.

Timeaisis, while I have time,
I only hate poetry which does not rhyme.
While other styles may classify
They do not catch my eye.
As popular as they may be,
They are just not for me.

 

[maomaoIYP]

O Terrisus,
I just realized you probably hate poetry.
Sorry.

Ok this one really got me.

 

[Enker]

Ronito, brave cat
Stories of sisters and worse
The world’s worst inbox

 

[maxcriden]

O Terrisus,
I just realized you probably hate poetry.
Sorry.

No, no, that's broccoli you're thinking of. Terrisus hates broccoli. Here's a haiku:

today I ate some
broccoli: slaw and sprouts
terrisus hates both