He was a detective
So he had to be secretive
But yet he was also a horse
Wich made investigations worse.
Write a (non-creepy) poem to a favorite GAFer
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He was a detective
So he had to be secretive
But yet he was also a horse
Wich made investigations worse.
Featheredkitten
Banned
Awww I'm a favorite gaffer of yours?? Love you too!
Arkos
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"Hey Horse Detective,
Solve mysteries today?"
He chewed on his oats
And said to me, "Nay."
Blood Red Sky
Banned
Let's raise our glasses to Bam Bam Baklava
No champange though - it'll have to be cava
Cos I maxed out my cards and I spent all my dough
When I bought him this shirt (it's by Prada you know).
No champange though - it'll have to be cava
Cos I maxed out my cards and I spent all my dough
When I bought him this shirt (it's by Prada you know).
User 100115
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PeskyToaster
Member
this is a fun idea for a thread
i would place it above getting head
there's a chance it will get too creepy
and someone will flash a peepee
then modbot will put it to bed
i would place it above getting head
there's a chance it will get too creepy
and someone will flash a peepee
then modbot will put it to bed
Masquerader
Member
... Hmm. How about this becomes a thread in which poetry requests are allowed?
Arkos
Nose how to spell and rede to
Pretty sure that will not happen
Even if mods be a-nappin
Nobody wants
Inappropriate flaunts
So don't worry bout lewd thread crappin
Sure, make a request.
User 100115
Banned
I'd be willing to take requests.
Masquerader
Member
Alright, someone do a poem of me! If you can/want to, that is.
Masquerader
Member
... Gosh darn it, that made me laugh a little bit too much.
And I only am a fan of Shadow the Hedgehog because I am stupid, okay?
Hey, I've never played it. I might really dig it!
D
Deleted member 10571
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See, you're a poet too!
There once was a GAFer named EightBitNate
Who was feeling the urge to masturbate
His sister was sleeping across the bedroom
He put on his headphones and started to groom
But he got suspicious, and not a moment too soon
He became aware of a thundering boom
He made a mistake
But she wasn't awake
Or at least that is what he assumes.
<3 you EBN
EDIT: how did I miss Menome's post
Who was feeling the urge to masturbate
His sister was sleeping across the bedroom
He put on his headphones and started to groom
But he got suspicious, and not a moment too soon
He became aware of a thundering boom
He made a mistake
But she wasn't awake
Or at least that is what he assumes.
<3 you EBN
EDIT: how did I miss Menome's post
You know what they say, great minds think alike
about other people's masturbation habits
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