Featheredkitten
Banned
Marrec, I like you,
Did you do the dishes?
Let's have sex, tonight.
Did you do the dishes?
Let's have sex, tonight.
Write a (non-creepy) poem to a favorite GAFer
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dragonlife
Member
ey yo
let me suck
dat dick yo
let me suck
dat dick yo
i giggled
Vocal Orgasmizzle
Banned
Oh Devo, I'm your creepo
It'll be a revolution, when I encounter Devolution
Bacon
It'll be a revolution, when I encounter Devolution
Bacon
Coloress_Kafka
Member
Blame_Space you post in such an interesting way
You always know what best to say
Like clockwork you make threads less whack
But for some reason I always thought you were black
You always know what best to say
Like clockwork you make threads less whack
But for some reason I always thought you were black
PhoenixDark
Banned
So fierce, so strong
When you're gone I mourn
Oh Koodo, ride me like a unicorn
When you're gone I mourn
Oh Koodo, ride me like a unicorn
Booty Patrol
Banned
a mess
I'm always trying to say cogent things,
My words always resonate and cause ruffles
All jimmies go haywire
Lectures fall on def ears
Why must noone take me serious
Again I bounce back like a phoenix
Yet I'm still batted down like nothing at all
Seemingly I'm nothing but a firefly
Wryly twisting my words into semi coherent things,
Read them again and realize how nothing actually rings,
Only if they were true, still
Nothing rings true
Gone like the wind my entire assertion is blue
Interested in another scandal
Maybe another incompetent corrupt toe thonged scandal
Purely speculative but maybe this one won't go
Dark
My words always resonate and cause ruffles
All jimmies go haywire
Lectures fall on def ears
Why must noone take me serious
Again I bounce back like a phoenix
Yet I'm still batted down like nothing at all
Seemingly I'm nothing but a firefly
Wryly twisting my words into semi coherent things,
Read them again and realize how nothing actually rings,
Only if they were true, still
Nothing rings true
Gone like the wind my entire assertion is blue
Interested in another scandal
Maybe another incompetent corrupt toe thonged scandal
Purely speculative but maybe this one won't go
Dark
Featheredkitten
Banned
You tryin' to steal my man?
I offer a new poem:
Marrec, it is fate.
Don't leave me, I'll fart on you
Less. (No promises)
Featheredkitten
Banned
twilitesparklemotion
Member
For those of you just joining us,
I'd like to join you later.
I'd like to join you later.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Will someone write me a poem?
BeekleMatter
Member
Bam Bam Baklava,
Buy the fucking shirt,
I can't write poems at all,
Something that rhymes with shirt.
Buy the fucking shirt,
I can't write poems at all,
Something that rhymes with shirt.
This is a man
with a plan
When you post
You make the most
Like a stylish host
It's a toast
to the coast
To stop you
is like trying to stop the wind
To critique you
is a sinner saying you sinned
Without a doubt
You truly carry it out
All your thoughts and feelings
come straight out yo mouth
But truth at the end of the day
there's only one thing you really need to say
It's like the final line of a one word play
PEACE.
with a plan
When you post
You make the most
Like a stylish host
It's a toast
to the coast
To stop you
is like trying to stop the wind
To critique you
is a sinner saying you sinned
Without a doubt
You truly carry it out
All your thoughts and feelings
come straight out yo mouth
But truth at the end of the day
there's only one thing you really need to say
It's like the final line of a one word play
PEACE.
Devolution
Member
These poems
directed at me
Why the fuck
are they so creepy
directed at me
Why the fuck
are they so creepy
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Ryaaan14, Ryaaan14
why is Ronito oh so mean
all I wanted was a poem, can't you see
remember confession threads, those were cool
why is Ronito oh so mean
all I wanted was a poem, can't you see
remember confession threads, those were cool
User 100115
Banned
There once was Gaffer named Kitten
With Marrec she was totally smitten.
Though not yet his wife
She causes much strife
In detailing my brothers sex life
With Marrec she was totally smitten.
Though not yet his wife
She causes much strife
In detailing my brothers sex life
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Citizen_Insane
Member
amazingRoses are red
Violets are blue
This cost $30
And I'll share it with you
Some amazing ones
mac said hey
ima touch that butt
i said okay
but your glitter silver shoes are wack
This stands out, well done.
mac said hey
ima touch that butt
i said okay
but your glitter silver shoes are wack
The Gaffer named Lazyslob was peeved,
at a thread made of fine poetry,
doesn't know how much work,
goes into this "jerk",
if you think you can do better, proceed.
It does say non creepy.
NinjaBoiX
Member
I once thought he was a tool,
But blame space is actually cool.
But blame space is actually cool.
This is almost a great Limerick but the last line spoils it! Still pretty good.
User 100115
Banned
NinjaBoiX
Member
Haha, it was like having the build up to a sneeze or punchline of a joke spoilt; I was all "yeah, yeah, yeah!, awww"Yeah the meters off but honestly, I didn't want to put much effort into it
Still a nice, amusing poem. It's better than mine!
There was once a guy named Sean!
But his handle was remembered by no one
One day he felt selective
he mated a horse with a detective
and now he's loved by everyone
This goes to BlackGAF:
Half the time, I don't be knowing
What the fuck y'all tambout monica.
I just be tryin'a figure out
Who the girl is
In Angelous's avatars
And why the fuck y'all
Name-drop Devolution so much.
But, I love y'all.
...
...
Let's go to a barbecue and get busy!
For LonelyGAF:
If you walk outside
You will discover
Other people.
Half the time, I don't be knowing
What the fuck y'all tambout monica.
I just be tryin'a figure out
Who the girl is
In Angelous's avatars
And why the fuck y'all
Name-drop Devolution so much.
But, I love y'all.
...
...
Let's go to a barbecue and get busy!
For LonelyGAF:
If you walk outside
You will discover
Other people.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
Typical.
drangonlife29, era su numbre
se perdio su 29
pero todavia es un pukeputa
<3
Thunder Monkey
Banned
There's no poetry in my soul, but thank you all for posting.
I am cracking up.
I am cracking up.
D
Deleted member 10571
Unconfirmed Member
I am such a dork
still you manage to like me
Love you to bits, Red.
is this a haiku? hope it is.
still you manage to like me
Love you to bits, Red.
is this a haiku? hope it is.
I never went to school.
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Cetra Yoshi
Neo Member
There once was a Gaf'er named Ghaelon,
Who's life wasn't all smooth sailin',
When wasps tried to invade,
He went at 'em with a spade,
His first attempt at genocide was a'failin'.
He explored more advice Neogaf,
But a lot of ideas were naf,
When his wife took a sting,
His amusement ran thin,
He was no longer having a laugh.
A bee suit was purchased online,
And he patiently bided his time,
For evening to arrive,
With the wasps in their hive,
He made the fuckers pay for their crime.
Put this together this morning. Dont write much, probably shows in some of the forced lines.
For Americans, sorry for the use of spade, shovel didn't rhyme with invade.
'Naf' might be a localised term aswell, not sure. It means 'bad' if anyone was left wondering.
Who's life wasn't all smooth sailin',
When wasps tried to invade,
He went at 'em with a spade,
His first attempt at genocide was a'failin'.
He explored more advice Neogaf,
But a lot of ideas were naf,
When his wife took a sting,
His amusement ran thin,
He was no longer having a laugh.
A bee suit was purchased online,
And he patiently bided his time,
For evening to arrive,
With the wasps in their hive,
He made the fuckers pay for their crime.
Put this together this morning. Dont write much, probably shows in some of the forced lines.
For Americans, sorry for the use of spade, shovel didn't rhyme with invade
.'Naf' might be a localised term aswell, not sure. It means 'bad' if anyone was left wondering.
NinjaBoiX
Member
Best poem of the thread.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
So romantic~
Hahaha! Thank you for this.
Cheers.
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