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[Kinyou]

It's Germany!

An American exchange student had to be rescued after getting trapped in giant stone vagina.

Five emergency service vehicles and 22 fireman had to help the unfortunate lad after he got stuck in the marble carving in Tübingen, Germany on Friday afternoon.

The student is reported to have climbed in after a dare.


The sculpture Pi-Chacán, by Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara, has been in its current location at the town's university for around 13 years.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06/22/student-trapped-stone-vagina_n_5519718.html

 

[strafer]

It's afraid

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

That's one dry pussy :<

 

[News Bot]

Never go in dry.

 

[Alcotholic]

An exchange student? was he from Florida?

 

[Dennis]

They will never let him live this down.

lol American abroad getting stuck in vagina.

 

[David Incorporated Esq.]

It's afraid

 

[Chariot]

Americans can't handle germany pussy.

 

[Foxix Von]

DAMNIT! I guessed F. I knew I should have gone with my gut and picked G.

 

[Savitar]

Get the lube.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Deblur time.

 

[Count Dookkake]

I've fallen and I cunt get up.

 

[akira28]

"Child finds craic. Is nearly eaten alive. "

 

[Wag]

It got hungry.

 

[wetwired]

hahah, that first comment...

Should be sentenced to serve six months hard labia.

 

[commedieu]

Dumb and dumber dust . A v i

 

[GaimeGuy]

DAMNIT! I guessed F. I knew I should have gone with my gut and picked G.

Like a giant stone vagina would go over in the US.

Sex bad. Violence good

 

[Brakke]

It's afraid

Sent the wrong rescue crew.

 

[Volimar]

What's with the pixelization? Is it Japanese?

 

[Cipherr]

So lucky his name isn't listed. His future potential employers would surely find that hilarious.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Morale of the story: don't try the pull out method.

 

[EASTC0AST_GH05T]

This story is so hilarious! LOL

 

[Foxix Von]

Like a giant stone vagina would go over in the US.

Sex bad. Violence good

Right?

My brain didn't immediately make the leap to giant stone vagina and that threw off my guess.

 

[NateDog]

Well that's one way to do it.

 

[Piercedveil]

Is he still in there?

 

[Roflobear]

Was the vagina harmed in the process?

 

[Zeyphersan]

I've fallen and I cunt get up.

:lol :lol

 

[Claude Kenni]

I hate when that happens.

 

[Twilight Gap]

They will never let him live this down.

lol American abroad getting stuck in vagina.

Even in a foreign country, Americans are stuck up cunts.

 

[Delta Assault]

One case where being rock hard wasn't such a good thing.

 

[Volimar]

Even in a foreign country, Americans are stuck-up cunts.

 

[Replicant]

Man-eating cunt.

 

[Chariot]

Even in a foreign country, Americans are stuck up cunts.

10/10

 

[Zeyphersan]

Even in a foreign country, Americans are stuck up cunts.

Hot damn!

 

[Anion]

Should put a 10ft pole around that now

 

[acheron_xl]

I see it's a scale model of the real thing (as seen in Torchwood.)

 

[You Are Viewtiful]

Even in a foreign country, Americans are stuck up cunts.

It's beautiful.

 

[terrisus]

Even in a foreign country, Americans are stuck up cunts.

A+

 

[Carcetti]

Erick Guzman who witnessed the incident posted on Imgur: "I was there!!! He just wanted to take a funny picture.

Mission accomplished!

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Americans can't handle germany pussy.

hard like a stone though.

 

[Maxim726X]

I've fallen and I cunt get up.

Fantastic.

 

[OverlordSteph]

Even in a foreign country, Americans are stuck up cunts.

 

[white dynamite]

Great puns, guys. Keep up the good work.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

What's with the pixelization? Is it Japanese?

He is. The picture is uncensored on Google.

 

[Volimar]

He is. The picture is uncensored on Google.

It is on imgur as well. I was making a porn joke...

 

[Weapxn]

That's what they look like?

I choose the right team.

 

[ronito]

knew he wouldn't be asian.

 

[jts]

They will never let him live this down.

lol American abroad getting stuck in vagina.

"G/A/F? American student stuck in vagina" should have been the title. Double troll innit.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

I bet all his friends we're take pictures laughing their asses off. Kid probably has a new nickname now.

 

[robotrock]

dude! nsfw dude! you just got me fired jesus