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2014 FIFA World Cup |OT5| Que Jara, Jara. Whatever Will Be, Will Be.

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USA in 11 hours. Eagles will be crying, freedom shots will be slung. Pong will be played, Beer getrunken. Mailmen will deliver mail lazily, someone will think about going postal. Flags will be strewn about unfettered. God will turn his face away from the heavens and pay attention to those men in Brazil about to play this wonderful match. Jesus will think about descending and kissing Klinnsman's beautifully Californian tanned head. Bags of chips will be snapped open with loud crunches.

The world will rejoice at the splendors and glory of America, land of chicken and waffles; of Medicare scooters; of both kinds of apple; of trucks bigger than planes; of ESPN; of Disney; of the fact that ESPN and Disney are the same company; of tight pants even if you shouldn't wear them; of Justin Timberlake and Kanye West; of shitty pop stars that are actually awesome; of not birthing Nickelback; of the more than numerous amount of colleges and universities; of the notion that everyone should go to university, some people should go twice; of 'fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again'; of Clint Eastwood telling you to get off his lawn; of Butch Cassidy; of Ingmar Bergman; of getting our facts wrong and not caring; of presidents faces carved into giant slabs of rock; of the prospect of suing one's own president for doing things expected of him; of the conquering manifest destiny; of both loving marajuana and trying to lock up everyone that uses it; of cajun food and innocuous beads; of being jealous of your neighbor; of having the ability to shoot anyone that comes on your property; of blue skies and white clouds; of all sorts of clans; of Martin Luther King; of eskimos and old-folks homes; of corn fed mid westerners; of death panels; of death penalties; of lebron and tiger and Kershaw; of curling superstar John Shuster; of Michael Phelps the swimmer endorsed by McDonalds and all things weed related; of barackackackacka Obama the great; of political stalemates; of pride parades; but most importantly at the god fearing, state-and-church separating, blood infused organ donating, yes, the festering, boisterous, generous, selfish, racist, politically correct, and brimstone-and-fiery passion of the greatest population in the universe, the citizens of the united states of America.


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Basically, the only scenario I don't want to see tomorrow is Ghana winning. I don't care if they tie. I don't care if Portugal beats them by a couple of goals. I don't care if both teams are caught in a major doping scandal and sent home.

Alternatively, Boogergate can go down and the US and Germany can chill. That won't happen, though, since first seed is on the line. Take it easy on us, Deutschland.
 
Welp. I don't know how I feel about this game against Germany, but this team has surpassed my expectations. I hope we can make it out of the group tomorrow and that the last 30 seconds against Portugal didn't kill us (freaking Bradley). I like the amount of scenarios that end up with us going through, though it's very possible that we might not. I'd just like us to get the result ourselves and not have to hope Portugal or a draw pulls through for us. Who knows, maybe we can get our first clean sheet of the tournament tomorrow! (Yes, I know I'm in fantasy land here)

I really do think the first half will tell the tale though. Don't see much happening in the last 30 minutes if it's tied.

Then you're in luck, because Germany is an assassin in the second half normally. They may be generous, I hope they are. I want both these teams through.
 
Then you're in luck, because Germany is an assassin in the second half normally. They may be generous, I hope they are. I want both these teams through.

I just hope we don't concede in the first 5 minutes like against Portugal. Such a stupid play too.

What does US need to go through? Portugal have to win vs Ghana do they not?

A win or draw with Germany would do it.

If the US loses:
A Ghana and Portugal draw would do it.
A better goal difference than the Ghana/Portugal winner would do it.
 
I just hope we don't concede in the first 5 minutes like against Portugal. Such a stupid play too.

Unfortunately, with Germany's playing style, I could see the US having trouble stopping some of our passes, little errors will be the death of the USMNT, and I hope that your defense can stay composed.

Really though, I sort of just want Klose to go in and score and then let Dempsey score or something then both teams just gather around and drink like German beer and eat American barbecue on the pitch for the remaining minutes. I'd still watch that, even.

Oh well, I hope it is a good game if things have to go badly for you guys. Best of luck.
 
Even Mujica coming to Suarez' defence, lol. Didn't see no bite either. Love the "We didn't choose him to be a philosopher, or a mechanic, or to have good manners – he's a great player,".

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Unfortunately, with Germany's playing style, I could see the US having trouble stopping some of our passes, little errors will be the death of the USMNT, and I hope that your defense can stay composed.

Really though, I sort of just want Klose to go in and score and then let Dempsey score or something then both teams just gather around and drink like German beer and eat American barbecue on the pitch for the remaining minutes. I'd still watch that, even.

Oh well, I hope it is a good game if things have to go badly for you guys. Best of luck.

If there's a sign either team is match fixing I think it would be a travesty to the game.
 
Unfortunately, with Germany's playing style, I could see the US having trouble stopping some of our passes, little errors will be the death of the USMNT, and I hope that your defense can stay composed.

Really though, I sort of just want Klose to go in and score and then let Dempsey score or something then both teams just gather around and drink like German beer and eat American barbecue on the pitch for the remaining minutes. I'd still watch that, even.

Oh well, I hope it is a good game if things have to go badly for you guys. Best of luck.

Yeah, our defense needs to be the best it's ever been. I'm just glad that we still even have a shot to make it through if we lose. That's about all you can hope for at this point. I'm sure it'll be entertaining, but being a fan of a team in the entertaining group seems to be a recipe for having a nervous breakdown. Good luck to Germany as well. It will be fun.
 
If there's a sign either team is match fixing I think it would be a travesty to the game.

Oh no, that was mostly a joke. I hate the idea of match fixing, I just want both teams through. I want a fully fledged strong performance from both teams, I want them playing their best.

That said, if Klose does score and the game does end as a draw, I can't say I wouldn't be a bit satisfied. Match fixing is a terrible thing though, I want none of that in my World Cup.
 
Unfortunately, with Germany's playing style, I could see the US having trouble stopping some of our passes, little errors will be the death of the USMNT, and I hope that your defense can stay composed.

Really though, I sort of just want Klose to go in and score and then let Dempsey score or something then both teams just gather around and drink like German beer and eat American barbecue on the pitch for the remaining minutes. I'd still watch that, even.

Oh well, I hope it is a good game if things have to go badly for you guys. Best of luck.

Hahah yeah this is what I'm most afraid of. Just errors that won't require any risk-taking for Germany to score on. I mean we had two of them (at least) against Portugal.

I am really curious to see what the lineup will be. I guess odds are very strong for same as Portugal game. Please have gotten all of the brain farts out of your system by now Bradley & Cameron.
 
I'll be cheering for you guys tomorrow. Germany is in anyways so they can take a loss. And yes a quarterfinal for you on Friday 4th of July would be a thing if beauty.

I wanted Germany to win but thanks to USA we are playing this world cup. So yeah, good luck today and hope you make it to next round!

Thanks guys. I was rooting for Mexico to make it in their match against Croatia too. Nice to have some neighborly solidarity :)


Unfortunately, with Germany's playing style, I could see the US having trouble stopping some of our passes, little errors will be the death of the USMNT, and I hope that your defense can stay composed.

Really though, I sort of just want Klose to go in and score and then let Dempsey score or something then both teams just gather around and drink like German beer and eat American barbecue on the pitch for the remaining minutes. I'd still watch that, even.

Oh well, I hope it is a good game if things have to go badly for you guys. Best of luck.

Lol, that would be awesome. Tomorrow should be a fun match, and I won't hold any hard feelings either way. The German team is amazing and fun to watch. I was rooting for you guys in the last World Cup after the US got eliminated. My family comes from Germany and I have a lot of German friends, both from exchange students at my high school and from spending a summer in Germany a few years ago. So I can't get too upset if you guys win. I really just want us both to advance though. Best of luck to both teams.
 
So if Ghana wins something ridiculous like.. 5-4 and US loses 1-0, does that still mean US gets through, cause both Ghana and US have 0 goal spread?
 
Careful, the Europeans will be here soon and they don't like that kind of talk...

We are always watching. We are always here. We are always watching. So you never have to fear.

So if Ghana wins something ridiculous like.. 5-4 and US loses 1-0, does that still mean US gets through, cause both Ghana and US have 0 goal spread?

Ghana would go through on superior goals scored. Which is the second decider when points are equal.

-Goal difference (Goals scored subtracted by goals conceded)
-Goals Scored
-head to head result between teams on equal points
-Toss a coin / draw lots ( can't recall which )
 
So if Ghana wins something ridiculous like.. 5-4 and US loses 1-0, does that still mean US gets through, cause both Ghana and US have 0 goal spread?

I'm not sure...Does it go head-to-head or total goals scored first if Goal Differential is tied? Hopefully it's head-to-head.
 
No total goals, so Ghana would advance.

Damn. Here's hoping for a Ghana/Portugal tie so Germany and USA advance no matter what. I'm really scared that Portugal is just gonna roll over and play dead tomorrow though and let Ghana walk all over them.
 
Ghana's key objective is to score at least 2 goals in their target of a victory over Portugal. That swings the goals scored back int their favour. A 2-1 victory is a good result for them.

The US needs to react to that by getting a draw at any cost or in defeat scoring as many goals as possible.

Stay by your sets folks.
 
Damn. Here's hoping for a Ghana/Portugal tie so Germany and USA advance no matter what. I'm really scared that Portugal is just gonna roll over and play dead tomorrow though and let Ghana walk all over them.

Portugal has the motivation of that if they score enough points, and hope for a US loss drastically, they can still make it through.

so pretty much, Portugal and Ghana have motivation to win, whereas for the US and germany? a tie is good enough
 
Portugal has the motivation of that if they score enough points, and hope for a US loss drastically, they can still make it through.

so pretty much, Portugal and Ghana have motivation to win, whereas for the US and germany? a tie is good enough

Yeah, but I think I remember seeing comments of Ronaldo shit-talking the rest of his team and the team cancelling practice early and stuff already. It just seems like they've already given up, whereas Ghana has a good shot of making it through and the team seems to have a strong will.
 
Not sure if mentioned here yet...

Ghana has sent some $3 million in appearance fees in cash to the national team by plane.

Ghana's government has sent more than $3m (£1.8m) in cash by plane to Brazil to pay the appearance fees owed to the national team at the World Cup.

Deputy Sports Minister Joseph Yamin told Ghanaian radio station Citi FM the players "insisted" on cash payments.

He added: "The government had to mobilise the money and a chartered flight to Brazil."

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/28021131

Their bodies are ready...
 
Frankly, although I'm rooting for the US, I think their chances are no way as big as the colored fields in those images suggest. I think the fire in Portugal is gone. Ghana on the other hand is going to give it everything they've got. The class difference between Germany and USA conversely is simply too big for the USA to hope to win.

The best tactic for them would be to play really dirty. Agitate the German players, try to screw them into cards. "Inadvertently" kick the shins of the star players, maybe even injure one of them. Germany is already through so they're going to be all wtf we need them and start playing cautiously and field their B players.

Of course Klinsmann is way too nice for this, so Germany can stay calm and score tonnes.
 
Not sure if mentioned here yet...

Ghana has sent some $3 million in appearance fees in cash to the national team by plane.



http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/28021131

Their bodies are ready...

Yeah, Ghana is a talented team who's in it to win it. Portugal seems like they might not even show up.

USA needs to give it everything they've got against Germany and not make any stupid mistakes like we did against Portugal. Germany may not be playing at 100% since they really don't need to, so we need to exploit that. I'm just worried about our defense, because it hasn't inspired much confidence in our last two games.
 
Yeah, Ghana is a talented team who's in it to win it. Portugal seems like they might not even show up.

USA needs to give it everything they've got against Germany and not make any stupid mistakes like we did against Portugal. Germany may not be playing at 100% since they really don't need to, so we need to exploit that. I'm just worried about our defense, because it hasn't inspired much confidence in our last two games.

First half is everything. USA has to keep it tight. If they can go into half time with the score at 0-0 ( or better ) , I give them a great chance of getting through. Germans will be ruthless if they smell weakness. They can't help themselves. They are like Footballing vampires, they suck goals right out of USA hearts.

Avoid their fangs and you'll be okay. I don't expect them to play hard for 90 minutes...but that first 45 beware.
 
Been traveling within Portugal past few days, everybody and I mean everybody is über disappointed in Ronaldo. They don't give a slight fuck about his injury, they're just pissed off at him.

Feel for the dude :(
 
Germans always play to win, it would be foolish to think otherwise. US coach knows this well. (obviously)

Germany is playing with a Bayern Munich midfield tonight (Kroos, Schweinsteiger, Lahm) and they are going to let the US guys run... a lot.
 
First half is everything. USA has to keep it tight. If they can go into half time with the score at 0-0 ( or better ) , I give them a great chance of getting through. Germans will be ruthless if they smell weakness. They can't help themselves. They are like Footballing vampires, they suck goals right out of USA hearts.

Avoid their fangs and you'll be okay. I don't expect them to play hard for 90 minutes...but that first 45 beware.

Haha, yeah. If we can perform well in the first half, I like our chances.
 
eh, it's obviously going to be ghana going all out only to be foiled by the soft draw that Germany and USA will pull. neither of those teams have any reason to try hard.
 
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