USA in 11 hours. Eagles will be crying, freedom shots will be slung. Pong will be played, Beer getrunken. Mailmen will deliver mail lazily, someone will think about going postal. Flags will be strewn about unfettered. God will turn his face away from the heavens and pay attention to those men in Brazil about to play this wonderful match. Jesus will think about descending and kissing Klinnsman's beautifully Californian tanned head. Bags of chips will be snapped open with loud crunches.
The world will rejoice at the splendors and glory of America, land of chicken and waffles; of Medicare scooters; of both kinds of apple; of trucks bigger than planes; of ESPN; of Disney; of the fact that ESPN and Disney are the same company; of tight pants even if you shouldn't wear them; of Justin Timberlake and Kanye West; of shitty pop stars that are actually awesome; of not birthing Nickelback; of the more than numerous amount of colleges and universities; of the notion that everyone should go to university, some people should go twice; of 'fool me once, shame on shame on you. Fool me you can't get fooled again'; of Clint Eastwood telling you to get off his lawn; of Butch Cassidy; of Ingmar Bergman; of getting our facts wrong and not caring; of presidents faces carved into giant slabs of rock; of the prospect of suing one's own president for doing things expected of him; of the conquering manifest destiny; of both loving marajuana and trying to lock up everyone that uses it; of cajun food and innocuous beads; of being jealous of your neighbor; of having the ability to shoot anyone that comes on your property; of blue skies and white clouds; of all sorts of clans; of Martin Luther King; of eskimos and old-folks homes; of corn fed mid westerners; of death panels; of death penalties; of lebron and tiger and Kershaw; of curling superstar John Shuster; of Michael Phelps the swimmer endorsed by McDonalds and all things weed related; of barackackackacka Obama the great; of political stalemates; of pride parades; but most importantly at the god fearing, state-and-church separating, blood infused organ donating, yes, the festering, boisterous, generous, selfish, racist, politically correct, and brimstone-and-fiery passion of the greatest population in the universe, the citizens of the united states of America.
USA.
USA.
USA.
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