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[Incognito]

oh mi god. settle the hell down..

 

[MagicWithEarvin]

Horrible, just horrible

 

[Bubble Metropolis]

Zusi pls. Haven't seen him do anything positive this entire World Cup.

 

[kingkitty]

the speed of yedlin will pierce of the heart of every waffle

 

[The Cowboy]

Thats not how it works lol.

It really should, that football sounds GREAT.

 

[Envelope]

this is usually what happens when your training methods (especially during 'pre-season') are fucked.

don't think a good warming up would have prevented any of these injuries.

Oh so this is a long term problem?

 

[Wind's Howling]

Klinsmann feeding his wallet.

There is not one sense of discomfort in that man on the bench.

 

[Scotch]

I'm not a soccer expert, but during the first half the US is only supposed to defend while Belgium attacks, correct? And then the next half they switch places?

Almost correct. The US is allowed one attack for every 5 Belgian attacks.

 

[DietRob]

Lol ridley trollin

 

[Chezzymann]

That fro guy is gonna head it in

 

[Mesousa]

38 games/2 goals.

To be fair, which I hate to do since Altidore is a cocky cheating bastard, a lot of those games were him coming off the bench since he is too shit to start for them.

 

[Cellbomber]

38 games/2 goals.

He's our version of Heskey.

 

[barit]

Johnson is replaced by Angry Joe

 

[darkwing]

I'm not a soccer expert, but during the first half the US is only supposed to defend while Belgium attacks, correct? And then the next half they switch places?

I like this explanation better

 

[Maninthemirror]

When Argentina was creating chances after chances against Swiss: people were like why can't Argentina score they suck

When Belgium is create chances after chances against US: people are like why can't US defend, they are sucking how long can they last.

funny game

 

[Gorillaz]

I'm not a soccer expert, but during the first half the US is only supposed to defend while Belgium attacks, correct? And then the next half they switch places?

......

Yea lets go with that

 

[Tugatrix]

Se este EUA vs. Bélgica fosse em estátuas em vez de em futebol, era muito injusto porque seria uma mulher gigante de tocha na mão contra um puto minúsculo a mijar na rua.

If this USA vs Belgium were statues competition instead of football, would be very unfair, because would be a giant woman with a torch against a tinny kid pissing on the street

 

[nny]

USA preparing the 3-point-homerun-touchdown.

 

[AnkhWeasel]

I'm not a soccer expert, but during the first half the US is only supposed to defend while Belgium attacks, correct? And then the next half they switch places?

It's a delicate calculation based on where the most attractive fans are seated. This is why the cameramen focus on them.

 

[Kraftwerk]

BRADLEY STAHP

PLS

 

[Epsilon-delta]

Seems like all these tall, Belgium players have the advantage when it comes to headers going 1v1.

 

[speculawyer]

Kid from the meme can't score.

 

[Queen of Hunting]

these round of 16 have been shit for goals. tournament started amazingly well and now it seems like everyone is just parking buses till extra time.

at that time its just sheer luck who wins and neither team really should go through if they cannot score after 90mins, but hey i dont write the rules

 

[Arkos]

Good idea Bradley. Ignore the drop pass, dribble around with your bald ass, and give the ball away.

 

[BlindRage]

America did that it's a yellow. Lol

 

[JCizzle]

Equal challenge to the yellow BOOK HIM

 

[Rolodzeo]

Dat freedom wall of players.

 

[ratcliffja]

That's pretty much the exact same hit that got us a yellow card. Go figure.

 

[Esch]

Clear foul shoulda been a yellow

 

[akaoni]

U.S.S Freedom parked in front of the goal.

 

[The perfect Dark]

Klinsmann is right. That was a clear yellow card.

 

[Novak]

6 amarican defenders in 3 square meters and he tried to shoot trough them

 

[Firemind]

LOL fuck off klinsmann

 

[Mesousa]

He's our version of Heskey.

Heskey has more talent on his left nut than Altidore has in his whole body.

 

[Chakan]

U.S.S Freedom parked in front of the goal.

rofl

 

[Tekniqs]

Come on man! Stop with the shitty passing

 

[victreeb3l]

U.S.S Freedom parked in front of the goal.

lolol

 

[MagicWithEarvin]

USA is doomed

Their passing is so bad

 

[CoolOff]

That's pretty much the exact same hit that got us a yellow card. Go figure.

Not even close, neither situation nor force.

 

[Sadist]

Like a Transformer? I have to admit Optimus Prime playing for the US would change my mind.

GIMME YOUR FACE FREEEEEDOOOOOM

Right?

Afterwards, victory party at Bay's house!

 

[Empty]

hazard not having a good game really

 

[AkuMifune]

They may take our lives, but they'll never take away our FREEDOM! FLOPPING!

 

[Roland1979]

I'm not a soccer expert, but during the first half the US is only supposed to defend while Belgium attacks, correct? And then the next half they switch places?

That's not true,

Spoiler

you are a soccer expert!

 

[Daemul]

Almost correct. The US is allowed one attack for every 5 Belgian attacks.

Come on dude, don't mislead people. The US is allowed one attack for every 8 Belgian attacks, get it right.

 

[Last Uchiha]

Freedom fighters can win this match :]

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

Zusi pls. Haven't seen him do anything positive this entire World Cup.

Uhhhhh... he's the one who made the corner kick in the Ghana game that was placed on Brooks' head and ended up in the net, which gave us the win. You know, the win we needed to advance to this round...

 

[kingkitty]

america needs to hold onto the ball, and then kick the ball into the net

 

[Cels]

gonzalez just kicked it straight out of bounds...wat?

 

[Jeff-DSA]

Like the World Wars and the Space Race, the second half belongs to American Freedom. Count on it.

 

[kamorra]

C'mon Mertens. Do it for Napoli and Dzemaili!