Dutch Gronk
Banned
*MICHAEL BAY EXPLOSIONS*
We're back! The Shirtless League is back for its 3rd season. Bigger, badder and #Shirtlesser. What is the Shirtless League? Only the biggest and best Fantasy Football league on the entire internet. So sit back, take your shirt off and get hyped!
(Fat people like Stafford can keep their shirts on, yes this is a shot at that new poser league).
1. Dutch Godell - #JackedCentral
2. Ubertag - We can't let him win again, we will never hear the end of it. Cocky bastard!
3. Actstriker - Would be a co-commish, but I'm too much of a dictator.
4. Rando - Ripped, looks fantastic shirtless. Let's hope he's not very good at FF.
5. Blackghost - Doesn't care anymore, already got BronBron and JFF.
6. Greg - Close but no cigar in the last 2 seasons #PackersSyndrome, bangs Olivia Munn in the weekends.
7. Godslay - Like Peyton really needs another title to cement his legacy.
8. Kave_Man - Cute little kitty has claws.
9. Bread - New kid on the block, shit load of carbs.
10. Wes - Got a grown up job, shows that even adults don't need to wear shirts.
11. Larry - Bad Luck Larry still at it. Still waiting for him to back up the talk of him actually being good at this.
12. Snesfreak - Specialist in failure
13. Lunchbox - Tendency to get banned, needs to bribe his way to succes, but has the money to do so.
14. Sanjuro - I have no clue if he knows that he's still in this league or that he knows how it works.
15. Fox - Will try to take it to the next level. Moving from the Sanchize to the Geno. The next level isn't always better.
16. The_Darkest_Red - Mr. Nice guy, but don't be fooled, will score on you in Fifa without mercy.
1. Less laundry
2. Ladies dig it
3. Easy access when you have an itch
4. Instant swagger increase
5. You're like Gronk
6. No beer stains when you miss your mouth
7. Eternal glory
8. Pool access
9. Always get service
10. #JackedCentral
Highest single fine price - $1.000.000 for Greg
Highest score in a game - 149.84 in week 3 of Season 1 - Actstriker
Lowest score in a game - 27.50 in week 10 of Season 2 - Chan
Highest team score in a season - 1303.44 in Season 1 - BlackGhost
Lowest team score in a season - 911.76 in Season 1 - Sanjuro
Most defenses drafted in 1 draft - 3 - Frenchie
Most saltyness over not getting a player they really wanted - tie- Dutch Goddell with Gronk, Snes with Doug Martin
Worst idea regarding the draft - Larry suggesting an offline draft.
Most 'Hunger Foul' Trophies in a season - 3 - Milchjon
Best start to a season - 7-0 - Season 1 - Wrayfield
Longest winstreak (regular season) - 8 - Blackghost
Hottest chick (decided by multiple polls) - Emma Stone
Greatest TE to ever play in the NFL - Rob Gronkowski
Handsomest man ever - Tom Brady
Best commish - Dutch Patriot
Season 1 - Godslay with his Jerry Jones Gloryholes
Season 2 - Ubertag with his Long Island Broskis
Wrayfield
Milchjon (Induction + speech still need to take place)
The draft order and date have not been set yet, but thanks to Ubertag for organizing the score of the draft predictor, which we will use to set the order right now. We will discuss the date when we come closer to the start of the season. It will be a live draft just like last year.
FINAL STANDINGS
1. ChanHuk - 1140 Points
2. Dutch Patriot - 1020 Points
3. Wes - 1000 Points
4. The_Darkest_Red - 970 Points
5. Kave_Man - 970 Points {Loses Tiebreaker}
6. Bread - 940 Points
7. Fox318 - 920 Points
8. Greg - 900 Points
9. ActStriker - 840 Points
10. BaltimoreLarry - 770 Points
11. UberTag - 750 Points
12. BlackGhost - 670 Points
13. Godslay - 590 Points
14. Lunchbox - 510 Points
15. Snes - 90 Points
16. Sanjuro - DNP
Link to the greatest league in the world
http://shirtless.league.fantasy.nfl.com
(Non-Shirtless members are free to post here if they wanna talk about fantasy football in general, just wanna hang out, have any questions about manscaping, workouts or pugs)
Old threads
Season 1 - Shirtless FF League |S1| Shirts are for squares.
Season 2 - Shirtless FF League |S2| Revenge is a dish best served Shirtless
