Rihanna to be drawn, quartered by FIFA for touching sacred World Cup Trophy (replica)

Status
Not open for further replies.
I think it's an understandable rule. What did she ever to do deserve the trophy?
It's just a trophy for men who ran after a ball. Rihanna has done more for this planet than most of them.

The fact that FIFA cares more about who touches their partially-gold sculpture than human rights is morbidly hysterical though. :ahh:
 
The good news is that I have a bigger penis than a World Cup hero. Unless he's a grower.

Girls-gif-08.gif
 
Each competition has it's own tradition. Stanley Cup has it's traditions that make it unique. The World Cup has it's traditions.

Don't see how the two are related.

It's just a trophy for men who ran after a ball. Rihanna has done more for this planet than most of them.

The fact that FIFA cares more about who touches their partially-gold sculpture than human rights is morbidly hysterical though. :ahh:

I'll agree with the human rights part but the rest is so wrong. It's a trophy for 23 members of a nation who came together and culminated 4 years of blood sweat and tears into one triumphant moment. Very few people have the ability to do what they did. Secondly, I think the German team has done more for the world than Rihanna for sure.
 
It's the people's game, people should be able to touch the cup.
Fuck off FIFA, heads of state my arse.
 
Ridiculous pretentious bullshit.

I don't even like hockey but this is why the Stanley Cup is clearly superior. You can do all kinds of fun things with it.

Frankly the stories i heard, I wouldn't touch it unless it been irradiated and cleaned with industrial solvents.
 
I am just gonna keep revising this thread until someone posts the inevitable photo of a hockey champ puking in the Stanley cup lol! I don't care who touches the WC... but I care less for RiRi, bandwagonin, crazy, groupie bitch!
 
It's just a trophy for men who ran after a ball. Rihanna has done more for this planet than most of them.

The fact that FIFA cares more about who touches their partially-gold sculpture than human rights is morbidly hysterical though. :ahh:

upon further review


expose them
 
I've never been a fan of Rihanna; but I have to admit her tweets were pretty hilarious during the world cup.
 
Let's be honest. The World Cup trophy is pretty shitty looking anyway.

Now, the champions league trophy ? That's a fucking trophy
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom