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Because she's one of the top QUEENS doing it right now, and all of these soccer players would gladly trade in their fortunes and families just to inhale air from the same space Rihanna previously QUEEFED in.

You jelly? Must be.

Let 'em know, son!

 

[TheKaeptain]

Everything has been done to the Stanley Cup.

Everything

It even got made into a big ass flower pot once when the victorious team drunkenly left it on a street side.

They left it at a photographers house. It wasn't left on a side street.

 

[Codeblue]

Because she's one of the top QUEENS doing it right now, and all of these soccer players would gladly trade in their fortunes and families just to inhale air from the same space Rihanna previously QUEEFED in.

You jelly? Must be.

PopGaf really is something else.

 

[royalan]

Let 'em know, son!

...I'm mad you traded out my Sheneneh gif. lol

 

[Mikey Jr.]

Lol trouble for touching a piece of tin. Fuck off. Trying to make themselves feel important.

 

[braves01]

How come they don't play Beyonce songs on the radio? She has a supposedly big cd come out and all I hear is old Rihanna tracks from years ago. And now Rihanna's holding the world cup. Maybe Solange will let Bey hold the title belt next time she fights Jay-Z.

 

[dolabla]

Ridiculous rule. Is she friends with some of the players on the German national team or something?

 

[Dead Man]

Fifa gonna Fifa. Bunch of clowns.

 

[royalan]

How come they don't play Beyonce songs on the radio? She has a supposedly big cd come out and all I hear is old Rihanna tracks from years ago. And now Rihanna's holding the world cup. Maybe Solange will let Bey hold the title belt next time she fights Jay-Z.

YES

YES

THE SHADE!!!

This post gives me LIFE!

 

[Karsha]

She was invited by the German team to their party and im sure the player let her gladly touch the trophy, don't see the problem its not like she forced her way in and took the trophy without permission . Beside Im pretty sure all of the wives/girlfriends of the players got an hold on the trophy too lol

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Ridiculous rule, but lets not throw a fit in here and get angry at the damn trophy. This a thing of beauty.

 

[way more]

It's a rule a black women is not allowed to touch it?

 

[HappyBivouac]

I don't care that its the world cup. Making the trophy such a sacred object that nobody can touch the thing is pretentious and idiotic.

 

[kswiston]

Lord Stanley was an upstanding gentleman. Thank you England for the wonderful gift you gave to North America. We won't let the Canadians win it again. We promise.

14 of the 23 players on LA's roster last season were Canadian. Canadians win every cup. Canadian teams on the other hand...

 

[SecretMoblin]

It's a rule a black women is not allowed to touch it?

oop

I'm living for all the fifa hate itt



...and rih love ngl

 

[Cyan]

PopGaf really is something else.

Your faves could never.

 

[zychi]

Rihanna can't touch the trophy, but bribery, death, slavery,heat exhaustion, misplaced funds, government bribery, that's all cool.

 

[OrlanisWorks]

"Omg, you touch da cup nothing is sacred."

You're goddamn right.

 

[Pops Maellard]

Because she's one of the top QUEENS doing it right now, and all of these soccer players would gladly trade in their fortunes and families just to inhale air from the same space Rihanna previously QUEEFED in.

You jelly? Must be.

I'd like to imagine you typing this with a totally straight face, but I don't know if any human possesses the mental fortitude to do so.

 

[Dryk]

If it's against the rules to touch the cup what the fuck is up with the 2014 cup logo?

 

[gutter_trash]

it is a shame the real super mario didn't win the cup

this is the real Super Mario

 

[beast786]

 

[way more]

I wouldn't want her SHIT-prints all over my trophy. Every thing Dia-Rihanna touches turns to crap.


Her songs should be going to THE original women, The beloved Goddess, Lisa (g)Loeb(al)!

 

[freenudemacusers]

Because she's one of the top QUEENS doing it right now, and all of these soccer players would gladly trade in their fortunes and families just to inhale air from the same space Rihanna previously QUEEFED in.

You jelly? Must be.

Now I'm imagining an oxygen bar serving nothing but riri queefs

 

[mantidor]

Isn't Rihanna the queen of Pop-GAF?

Doesn't that count?

It's just a trophy for men who ran after a ball. Rihanna has done more for this planet than most of them.

The fact that FIFA cares more about who touches their partially-gold sculpture than human rights is morbidly hysterical though. :ahh:

This mixture of Pop-Gaf and World Cup - Gaf is making me uncomfortable D:

Germany's team will probably get fined, the rest of the world including Germany and Rihanna will laugh at it.

 

[gundamkyoukai]

FIFA is crazy if they think only the players touch the trophy and not wives or certain friends etc etc.
Guess the problem is they have pic with her touching it and now they piss off .

 

[WordAssassin]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=757910

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=785625

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=685897

Badass video.

JEEEEEEEESUS FUCK

Thank you O____O;;

 

[Two Words]

What are they gonna do? Give Messi a penalty kick with Rhianna as the goalie?

 

[Big-E]

She'll continue to not make their VVIP list!

Why the fuck is that piece of shit Vieri on that fucking list? Cost Italy numerous championships with his ineptitude.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Her landing strip is the closest a Brazilian is gonna get to touching it.

 

[speculawyer]

Why would you eat cereal out of a fucking trophy.

Because it is the Stanley mother-fucking Cup.

 

[User 406]

So I learned today that the sport where you kick a ball with your foot has a trophy that looks like a hand holding an egg. Called a "cup".

 

[Dr.Acula]

I'm sure some have already.

Frankly the stories i heard, I wouldn't touch it unless it been irradiated and cleaned with industrial solvents.

At least one baby has dropped a load in there. And it does get cleaned with industrial solvents!

Only real rule of the cup is that only winners can lift it over their head. I'm not sure if it's a rule rule, but Phil Pritchard will physically stop you if you try.

I doubt Rihanna could even manage lifting the cup

She'll continue to not make their VVIP list!

Wyclef being reminded once again that he's not a head of state...

 

[Delta Assault]

Her landing strip is the closest a Brazilian is gonna get to touching it.

You may work with the Halos, Mister, but there sure ain't one over your head...

 

[Windom Earle]

Hummel's annoying gf also did it though...

 

[GYODX]

I don't get why that's even a rule.

 

[mantidor]

Her landing strip is the closest a Brazilian is gonna get to touching it.

This would have been a good joke but Dilma was the one who gave it to the germans.

 

[Roude Leiw]

Lol trouble for touching a piece of tin. Fuck off. Trying to make themselves feel important.

that thing is pure gold. worth 114.000€.

 

[ManDudeChild]

that thing is pure gold. worth 114.000€.

Anyone want to see it get horrifically damaged just to watch people break down?

OH NO THE GOLD THING!!!!

 

[MutFox]

Ah then I guess there isn't this same stupid rule for Stanley cup either. Thank god.

Stanley Cup is awesome.

I think the only rule, is that you can't lift it over your head.
Only the players that win it can.

Not sure if it's a rule,
or if it's just looked down upon...

 

[Effnine]

This might be the best world cup thread ...

 

[IceCold]

that thing is pure gold. worth 114.000€.

Pretty sure the real one stays in Switzerland in a highly secure location. What the players are carrying is most probably a gold plated replica.

 

[-COOLIO-]

oh noes.

she touched the thing.

 

[IceCold]

 

[JABEE]

14 of the 23 players on LA's roster last season were Canadian. Canadians win every cup. Canadian teams on the other hand...

I know! I'm just poking fun at the NHL teams based in Canada. The Flyers haven't won in almost 40 years!

 

[SummitAve]

Pretty sure the real one stays in Switzerland in a highly secure location. What the players are carrying is most probably a gold plated replica.

I think they do the same thing with the stanley cup.

 

[udiie]

Badass video.

great video. hadnt seen that yet

 

[Nealand Liquor]

This is why we don't let Canadians win the trophy anymore.

That would be true if Canadians didn't make up over half the players on all the teams.

 

[cdyhybrid]

That would be true if Canadians didn't make up over half the players on all the teams.

They are honorary Americans during the season.

 

[victreeb3l]

Rihanna was bandwagoning every freakin team in the WC. I think she was rooting for Argentina too lol

If she and Drake had a baby, they would have the biggest groupie kid the world has ever seen.