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[SparkleMotion]

Mechanics changes
between the two don't compare.
"look, Kevin Spacey!"

Grinding and catching
"Wonder what I'll do this game?"
"Oh, hunt for badges".

 

[PfantzyPantz]

Other M: The worst
Assassination of a
character. BABY

Zero Suit Samus
Is a horrible waifu.
Give us back Samus.

 

[Alienous]

Mechanics changes
between the two don't compare.
"look, Kevin Spacey!"

Please, don't kid yourself
More Pokémon that just suck?
Otherwise the same

 

[Rapstah]

Thomas Nagano
We only had a bad skit
Please buy NeverDead

What is wrong with you
Nagano, please put it back
Confidential skit

(Remove "skit" if you pronounce "confidential" with five syllables.)

 

[graywords]

Bat form's nice for those
tight spots; just watch your mana.
What!? Hrmph hrmph hrmph hrmph

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Constant yearning for
sequel that will never come
Jet Grind Radio

 

[nrvalleytime]

maxcriden needs tagged
"haiku warrior," "noble"
GAF's Generous God

 

[Stumpokapow]

"game over. again"
super hexagon is tough
cursing up a storm

 

[random25]

Hear the Wise Tidus,
Sending these wise words to you,
"Haa Haa Haa Haa Haaaa!"

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

I found some money!
Booker! I found some money!
I found some money!

 

[PfantzyPantz]

i liked heavy rain
beyond two souls was better
david cage: genius

No you don't, liar
David Cage is a hack fraud;
A pretentious creep

 

[Not Spaceghost]

Pit is like twelve right?
Twelve and drowning in waifus
Phosphora best girl

Spoiler

Palutena is best girl but it had too many syllables ;__;

 

[Daria Morgendorffer]

Shadows are afraid
While I summon my trump card
A penis demon

 

[Stumpokapow]

"one more thing... peggle"
he disappeared in a puff
a surreal moment

 

[NightmareTrigger]

Nanako singing
Every day's great at your Junes!
I love you big bro!

 

[AkuMifune]

Another Monday
Backlog sucks, nothing to play
Save me based modbot

 

[Alienous]

I found some money!
Booker! I found some money!
I found some money!

Toilet potatoes
They heal me, but at what cost?
Toilet potatoes

 

[Blinck]

With shield up, held high
Unbreakable will and strong heart
The undead shall thrive

Spoiler

(not native english so I hope the syllable number is correct)

Dark souls

 

[MrNyarlathotep]

Grinding and catching
"Wonder what I'll do this game?"
"Oh, hunt for badges".

Im not sure you know
that there is a difference
between game and plot?

Please, don't kid yourself
More Pokémon that just suck?
Otherwise the same

New pokemon suck?
look at this bad ass mofo!

Best design in years.

 

[oreomunsta]

"hey! listen!" ugh no
drowning in tutorials
leave me be, navi

Jesus, fuck off Fi
Don't need probabilities
What happened to Navi? =P

 

[Figboy79]

i liked heavy rain
beyond two souls was better
david cage: genius

What have you done, Stump?!
Never Mention David Cage!
Haters are coming...

 

[Zeuanimals]

World in disrepair.
Young girl and old man walk through,
Life changing moments.

 

[WarpathDC]

Playstation 4
Has 1080p graphics
Xbox One does not

Spoiler

loljk

 

[Aesnath]

Dead London Nightmare
Cricket Bat, Whack, Whack, Whack
Stranger Starts Anew

 

[random25]

Pit is like twelve right?
Twelve and drowning in waifus
Phosphora best girl

Spoiler

Palutena is best girl but it had too many syllables ;__;

Pit has been long dead,
But still saving us from bad.
He deserves his chicks.

 

[Thorakai]

Microsoft denied
A future all digital
God damn you gamers

 

[SparkleMotion]

Im not sure you know
that there is a difference
between game and plot?

Remaking old games
Sell childhood memories
I'll buy anything

 

[AkuMifune]

What have you done, Stump?!
Never Mention David Cage!
Haters are coming...

They say plot hole. Pfft.
I say think about it more
It's his psychic brain.

 

[Raticus79]

What a pretty thread
Shame it's not about me yet
"Hey, I don't like thing"

 

[graywords]

Where'd my froggy go?
Better hop inside this tank
Kick some monster ass

 

[random25]

Jesus, fuck off Fi
Don't need probabilities
What happened to Navi? =P

Fuck it, Fi haters!
She will be kicking asses
in Hyrule Warriors!

 

[Noaloha]

ten wins in a row
feelin' pretty good right now
toddlers can't fireball

 

[Ludovico]

"Save the galaxy!"
"Captain needed - Lead our troops"
I enlist at the toy store.

Spoiler

member status!!

 

[MrNyarlathotep]

Microsoft denied
A future all digital
God damn you gamers

More like DRM
that people saw through the spin.
Chalk up as a win.

 

[Stumpokapow]

"do a barrel roll"
dumb meme, dumb game, dumb franchise
no more star fox please

 

[Rapstah]

I thought the ending
of Mass Effect 3 was great
though I have no soul

 

[TheBaldEmperor]

Kidnapped the princess
Feel like I've done this before
Where did the floor go?

 

[Damaniel]

"Yeah, now it's Reyn time!"
Goddamnit, Reyn! Shut up and
kill something, would 'ya?

(Been playing a bit of Xenoblade lately...)

 

[Alienous]

Kratos, God of War
All the gods dead at his feet
But there's one god left...

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Mother dies from tooth
Brother dies from his revenge
Lucas is a brave boy
(one extra syllable)

 

[Zeuanimals]

To the forgotten,
Where unspeakable wealth lies,
But so do my friends.

 

[Stumpokapow]

"he's a big beef-o"
"yeah he carries hard for sure"
i don't know mobas

 

[MrNyarlathotep]

Remaking old games
Sell childhood memories
I'll buy anything

Then what is your stance
on games that came out last year
getting "a remake"?

 

[Bumhat]

The blue shell is thrown
Thwarted at the finish line
Luigi death stare

 

[Stumpokapow]

it's not illegal
if you delete it after
24 hours

 

[daydream]

Fuck it, Fi haters!
She will be kicking asses
in Hyrule Warriors!

Fi's ice skates of death
everyone is invited
graceful massacre

 

[WarpathDC]

What if Luigi was
Mario's life partner and
Peach was him in drag

 

[Stumpokapow]

baby mario
shut up. go die in a pit.
just stop crying now.

 

[Munkybhai]

We fought each other
Our ships spinning through deep space,
Bugs to the Shivans

 

[Ludovico]

"Digital Deluxe"
Sure it sounds great on paper,
but it's a racquet