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[Vlade]

almost as bad as donut plains

hey.....hey...hey.... shut up
i love what they have done there
items have great use

 

[Zerokku]

Geralt the Witcher
"Steel Sword is for Monsters too"
Some are just human

 

[jaundicejuice]

Full disclaimer: This is a free app made by a friend of mine and if this is not kosher I'll remove this post.

Tangentially related to the topic at hand but a friend of mine made a haiku app, it's free, I figured it might be of some interest to the people posting in this thread. It's called Haiku Popper, it's on Android and iOS.

Here's a jokey infomercial ad...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0YrKMEFFt4

 

[SparkleMotion]

Blur of spinning blue
Fox with tails numbering two
Sense of speed is true

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Kid with red balloon
Big mall with lots of people
Press X to Jason

 

[Markun]

Murder and red seeds
Always trust the creamed coffee
Isn't that right, Zach?

 

[LurkerPrime]

Full disclaimer: This is a free app made by a friend of mine and if this is not kosher I'll remove this post.

Tangentially related to the topic at hand but a friend of mine made a haiku app, it's free, I figured it might be of some interest to the people posting in this thread. It's called Haiku Popper, it's on Android and iOS.

Here's a jokey infomercial ad...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0YrKMEFFt4

Cannot comprehend -
non-haiku advertisement
for making haiku?
~An Ode to Insanity

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Cannot comprehend -
non-haiku advertisement
for making haiku?
~An Ode to Insanity

.

 

[bud23]

all he had to do
was follow the damn train
CJ, you fucking cunt

 

[llehuty]

Square shoot themshelves
you guys know Japanese stuff?
(I am an expert)

 

[supernormal]

Remember that time
I joked that I would kill you
Wish I'd hit rewind

(Portal)

 

[graywords]

Time to start the case
Japanese town near L.A.
Eat your hamburgers

 

[SparkleMotion]

Fight is at its end
Voice calls out demanding blood
Cries of "FINISH HIM!"

 

[GluedOnBeard]

Swirling colors signal a fight
Tides are swayed with each felled strike
Fanfares and celebration

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Go and roll up things
Just roll up you think is right
Let's make it big, yes?

 

[striferser]

Riding a white horse
Holy shit the horse pooping
I fulton a sheep

 

[marthurstewart]

versus thirteen's now
final fantasy fifteen
please be excited

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Gentleman once said:
"Sir, you are being hunted."
Now my life's at stake.

 

[llehuty]

All in your favour
Tight drifting, shortcut coasting
Blue shell will end you

 

[Spine_Ripper]

Mortal Kombat X
And you thought Sub-Zero was dead
Boon will troll you again

 

[supernormal]

Power in my veins
An underwater structure
Everyone's insane

(Bioshock)

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

A little boy dreams
He's now younger than before
Everyone is him

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

"Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars"
Nice beat to kill god

 

[striferser]

Dating a pigeons
One of them is cannibal
Sanity, lost now

 

[SparkleMotion]

Petals stained crimson
Now, lone soldier salutes, proud
"A true patriot"

 

[Labadal]

The Witcher's wild hunt
Can't wait for it to begin
BioWare are dethroned
____________________


Story and lore
skills, loot and leveling up
there's no time for that

Romance above all
straight, gay or interracial
that is the question
____________________

I defeat guys by
Mashing the buttons all day
I am not the best
____________________

I'm still waiting for
Final Fantasy Fifteen
am I still waiting?

 

[Azure Wolf]

Russian winter wrath

How pentominos inspire

Genuis creates

 

[themagicalkitsune]

I want to play all these games
But I fell down a flight of stairs
He warned me about the stairs

 

[supernormal]

Show us a teaser
That makes everyone else burn
Naughty Dogs return

 

[Maidenpool?]

My Trip to Ubisoft - by Maidenpool?

Went to the building
Stepped inside, what did I see
White outline, oh no

 

[taco543]

Pokemon Journey,
one that begins with gusto
ends with all badges

 

[Icefire1424]

Isolated life
Open vault door reveals the world
The light is blinding

Spoiler

Fallout

 

[LurkerPrime]

Power to change all,
Wisdom preserves legend;
Courage walks alone.
~The Legend of Zelda, the Adventures of Link, the Crusade of Ganon

July two-one marks
the special day of haiku,
where they rule over all.
~The Haiku Rule

 

[random25]

Smash EVO was hype!
A fat rat destroyed a fox.
Raise your Pikachus!

 

[Patapwn]

To the right I run
speedy sonic the hedgehog
gotta go fast, bitch!

 

[C.Olimar788]

Let's play Smash Bros. Brawl!
Tripping? No balance? What the...?
Why, Sakurai, why?

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

I can't stand this game
Oh look, a legendary
Maybe one more run

this one is fantastic!

 

[Maidenpool?]

My Trip to Ubisoft, Part 2 - by Maidenpool?

Climbed up to the roof
I giant red "B" I find
Get new ideas

 

[JinjoUnchained]

Ass full of pork fat
Jiggles like a jello mold
Mouth is flapping too



For real, though, let me give it a shot...

Fey cartographer
Infuriates the fandom
Satire is painful

 

[vctor182]

Thank you Mario he said
But the Princess is in another castle
Not gonna get lucky today

 

[Pappasman]

It takes six blue lines
You have been shine spiked to death
An easy four stock

(Fox - Super Smash Bros Melee)

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Thank you Mario he said
But the Princess is in another castle
Not gonna get lucky today

"sex is not fitting
a prize for our audience" --
"then let them have cake"

 

[Patapwn]

Hollowed be thy name
A minute into the game
now I'm a bloodstain

 

[QuixoticNeutral]

Up up, down down. Left
impatient with mortal wounds,
right left right B A.

Break of dawn. Winter,
nuclear, calls for war on
Gandhi. One more turn...

Hey, listen—it's a
secret to everybody:
the Houlihan room.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

curse this silly thread!
now every sentence I say
comes out a Haiku

 

[Terrified]

With more vigour please
"These wizards are from the moon!"
One more time, Peter...

 

[Azure Wolf]

Ashen embers fall

The indomitable flame

Soon to warm my soul

 

[Bjoern the Smexy]

Okay, here's my last one. I don't think many will get it:

When on your way out
Be sure that you say goodbye
then lock the door tight.

 

[Maidenpool?]

My Trip to Ubisoft, Part 3 - by Maidenpool?

In the writing room
Big debate about "power"
I held "B" to skip

 

[RagnarokX]

Lara Croft hates tombs
Fucking Crystal Dynamics
A shootbang brain drain