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Giant Bomb #8 | It's a Hit!

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Tuesday is over in America.

In the heartland and the wild Rockies, they still operate on "Late Tuesday" - a government imposed artifice to increase productivity.

Then, from 2:00AM American Time to 3:00AM American Time, the afflicted coast facing the communists and Russkies will enter "Fool's Tuesday" - a seditious affront to God and country, in defiance of holy writ and the law of the land, where they pretend that Wednesday has not begun.
 
Dan doesnt know how to cook? Hard to believe

Well, it's US, cooking is kinda optional since there are food establishments that open till late everywhere.

On the other hand, driving your own vehicle is probably essential. I bet Dan's pretty good with driving and all the related legal matters to driving!
 
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I'm convinced. Every piece of Dan content has him not knowing something that is pretty basic or normal.

Either that or wrestling knowledge took up all the space in his head.

Bah, I think it's great.


(Dan to Drew) So like, if I went out into space but then came back in real quick, I'd be ok right?
(Drew) Well you'd probably freeze to death...
(Dan) Yeah but I'm from Minnesota, so...
 
Brad made it :o

After all the wrestling talk in this thread, I'm half-expecting his podcast entrance to be:
Jeff: "Well, well, well. Looks like Brad couldn't make it! Guess that means there's no DOTA 2 talk tonight, thank goo-"
*Brad's theme hits*
JR: BAH GAWD IT'S BRAD! BRAD IS HERE! His plane was delayed, but he still made it here to talk about DOTA!
King: "Look again JR, the ramp's empty! No one could make it here in time!"
*Titantron cuts to Brad getting out of a limo and running to the arena, down the ramp and to the ring*
Jeff: "Hey uh Brad, we were just about to talk about uh The Int-"
JR: "MKB! BRAD HIT THE MKB ON JEFF! SOMEONE GET THE REFEREE IN HERE"
King: "Why'd you do that Brad? He was gonna talk about DOTA!"
Brad: *Looks at a shocked Drew and Dan* "Guess we're gonna need a new host tonight..."

All right, now all that's left is to pepper in a tasteless reference to a recent tragedy, and it should be a script good enough for a WWE PPV!
 
After all the wrestling talk in this thread, I'm half-expecting his podcast entrance to be:
Jeff: "Well, well, well. Looks like Brad couldn't make it! Guess that means there's no DOTA 2 talk tonight, thank goo-"
*Brad's theme hits*
JR: BAH GAWD IT'S BRAD! BRAD IS HERE! His plane was delayed, but he still made it here to talk about DOTA!
King: "Look again JR, the ramp's empty! No one could make it here in time!"
*Titantron cuts to Brad getting out of a limo and running to the arena, down the ramp and to the ring*
Jeff: "Hey uh Brad, we were just about to talk about uh The Int-"
JR: "MKB! BRAD HIT THE MKB ON JEFF! SOMEONE GET THE REFEREE IN HERE"
King: "Why'd you do that Brad? He was gonna talk about DOTA!"
Brad: *Looks at a shocked Drew and Dan* "Guess we're gonna need a new host tonight..."

All right, now all that's left is to pepper in a tasteless reference to a recent tragedy, and it should be a script good enough for a WWE PPV!

We gotta push Brad for Summerslam!
 
I really like that Dan earnestly asks questions about things he doesn't understand. It's an attractive quality.
 
Yep. He's never played an MMO before, started last weekend and said there's going to be a weekly series checking in on his progress.

That sounds like a good idea! Need to at least get Rorie as his sidekick since he's the resident WoW (and MMO) expert.

edit: I've been to a bingo bar myself (in northern Norway). It's pretty fun!
 
Needed to say YAY BRADCAST again.

Also, fridge arriving today? Sweet!

Edit: Permanent Bradcast? :O Awesome! Both Brad and Jeff will clearly benefit from it.

Edit2: Possible return of Nintendownloads? Hold me..
 
Dan has never drank tea at all, WTF wrong with this guy's childhood.

I don't think that's very weird, actually. Neither of my parents drank tea when I was growing up, and we don't really have a strong tea tradition here in Norway. So I didn't drink tea until I was about 20 years old. I was never offered tea when we went to family dinners etc. And then I went back to drinking what really matters in life: Coffee.

Fuck tea, is what I'm trying to say here.
 
Wait, WHAT? Is this real life?

But is it canon Nintendownloads? As in, just Jeff?

First minutes of recent Bombcast. Jeff concedes the host's seat in exchange for bringing back the Nintendownloads segment, starting next week perhaps.

aka inevitable return of NintenDownload X-Press once Brad throws out the segment again
 
I don't think that's very weird, actually. Neither of my parents drank tea when I was growing up, and we don't really have a strong tea tradition here in Norway. So I didn't drink tea until I was about 20 years old. I was never offered tea when we went to family dinners etc. And then I went back to drinking what really matters in life: Coffee.

Fuck tea, is what I'm trying to say here.

I have a small book made from tea leaves. Now writing down "Dan", and "Myggen" into the list of sinners.

One day I'm gonna force you guys drink orange flavoured tea, or Indonesian iced bottled tea, or tea with ginger flavouring, or teh tarik, which is milk tea that's is made by doing stunt like this:

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