Nightmares.
I wondered if Liverpool fans would be burning their Kuyt shirts if he joined, then I realised no one probably owns one.
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Football Thread 2014/15 |OT2| Wake Me Up, Yaya Sanogo
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Nightmares.
I wondered if Liverpool fans would be burning their Kuyt shirts if he joined, then I realised no one probably owns one.
Broder Salsa
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The fuck?! I leave to play MGR and this happens?
I just want to play with real human beans like Blablurn, rvy and this new konami plant.
Baconsaurus Rex
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Broder Salsa
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Cool, he's a bit limited in what he does but he's a good goal poacher and a really nice guy. Sadly was too similar to our other forwards, so had to get rid of one.
Never furget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pszTu8LxykU
Freewheelin'
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Because the pitch is an ice rink
cartoon_soldier
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Milchmonster
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Klopp:
"We often have players who really want to play for us, who say "that's the football I wanna play" and then we say: "okay, you need to decrease your wage demands by 50%". And then he says "That's a joke, right?" and we say "No, hahaha, but we can still laugh about it if you're up for it."
I fucking love him
"We often have players who really want to play for us, who say "that's the football I wanna play" and then we say: "okay, you need to decrease your wage demands by 50%". And then he says "That's a joke, right?" and we say "No, hahaha, but we can still laugh about it if you're up for it."
I fucking love him
He would fit in really well at Arsenal.
Milchmonster
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Thought you were rolling in cash now that you've paid off the stadium
We haven't paid off the stadium. Not until 2031.
Milchmonster
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Oh, I thought I read something about that in the last year. Maybe you paid off the biggest/highest interest payments loan or am I completely mistaken?
The_Hitcher89
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Kuyt is boss
Nope we pay it off at a fixed rate every year. It's about £20m a year all told. We've been accumulating a lot of money in the bank for some time now (good to see some of it spent in the last 12 months in Ozil and Alexis) and the new Emirates and Puma deals mean more money coming in. Not making as much money as hoped from the Highbury flats and the ridiculously low sponsorship money from Emirates hurt us a lot though.
In terms of money we are a distant 4th in the league. We don't have oil money and we don't have the massively lucrative commercial deals United have.
Eh, when you're paying multiple players £100,000 p/w or more (Ozil, Sanchez, Walcott, Ramsey), I don't think you can cry poverty.
Lots of money still available for transfers and wages on top of that.
Legend. Schweinsteiger asked Scholes for his shirt at half-time.
Best midfielder I've watched play, live. Will never be replaced.
It's all relative, we still can't compete on wages. The new Puma and Emirates deals will help a lot though.
We can most definitely compete on wages.
The only clubs who can outdo us in that department are the clubs that should, i.e United/Madrid/Barcelona. Chelsea and City are reigning it in because of FFP, and PSG should be doing so too.
Any of you lot got a phobia? I'm shit fucking scared of any spider bigger than a money spider and this massive cunt, the size of my fist, just crawled up the wall my bed is against. Legit jumped out of bed and scarpered to find something to kill it. Something that I could be miles away from it and big enough to kill the fucker.
I missed and it got away between the bed and the wall
I can't even get back into bed. I won't be able to sleep tonight
I have two phobias: one of small things that fly (moths especially do me in, like some people who squeal and run away from a bee or wasp? I do that with moths) and spiders.
I missed and it got away between the bed and the wall
I can't even get back into bed. I won't be able to sleep tonight
I have two phobias: one of small things that fly (moths especially do me in, like some people who squeal and run away from a bee or wasp? I do that with moths) and spiders.
I wish I shared your optimism.
We'll see how UEFA deal with PSG and what happens with City's ridiculous wage bill. The next couple of years will be very revealing.Sviatoslav
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Origi only had like 5 goals last season.
Any of you lot got a phobia? I'm shit fucking scared of any spider bigger than a money spider and this massive cunt, the size of my fist, just crawled up the wall my bed is against. Legit jumped out of bed and scarpered to find something to kill it. Something that I could be miles away from it and big enough to kill the fucker.
I missed and it got away between the bed and the wall
I can't even get back into bed. I won't be able to sleep tonight
I have two phobias: one of small things that fly (moths especially do me in, like some people who squeal and run away from a bee or wasp? I do that with moths) and spiders.
Fuck that. Kill it with fire. Fluttery bastards and giant spiders.
Broder Salsa
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Moths don't bother me, but yeah fuck spiders.Any of you lot got a phobia? I'm shit fucking scared of any spider bigger than a money spider and this massive cunt, the size of my fist, just crawled up the wall my bed is against. Legit jumped out of bed and scarpered to find something to kill it. Something that I could be miles away from it and big enough to kill the fucker.
I missed and it got away between the bed and the wall
I can't even get back into bed. I won't be able to sleep tonight
I have two phobias: one of small things that fly (moths especially do me in, like some people who squeal and run away from a bee or wasp? I do that with moths) and spiders.
My worst phobia is needles though, fuck I hate needless.
Baconsaurus Rex
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Hixx
that one time a moth landed on your screen when we were playing clubs
I died of laughter
that one time a moth landed on your screen when we were playing clubs
I died of laughter
You're such a wuss
It landed on me, not the screen.
Baconsaurus Rex
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tomahto - tomayto
Moths are cute :3
Moths are cute :3
Any of you lot got a phobia? I'm shit fucking scared of any spider bigger than a money spider and this massive cunt, the size of my fist, just crawled up the wall my bed is against. Legit jumped out of bed and scarpered to find something to kill it. Something that I could be miles away from it and big enough to kill the fucker.
I missed and it got away between the bed and the wall
I can't even get back into bed. I won't be able to sleep tonight
I have two phobias: one of small things that fly (moths especially do me in, like some people who squeal and run away from a bee or wasp? I do that with moths) and spiders.
I have a phobia of blood
Baconsaurus Rex
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holy shit
moth phobia actually is a thing.
moth phobia actually is a thing.
Big powdery bastards. You have no purpose so please die. Right now.
HotHamWater
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Seconding the fear of needles.
Baconsaurus Rex
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They're butterflies of the night
Are you afraid of butterflies, Hixx?
Are you afraid of butterflies, Hixx?
PrematureQuiche
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I'm with Hixx. Fuck Spiders and anything that fly's at you. I can't deal with spiders. I have to get someone else to do it!
:lol that's great
Baconsaurus Rex
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m9 I fucking know what a phobia is but some phobias are hard to grasp.
Like the fear of the colour yellow or the fear of trees.
some are just a tad too irrational.
and there is no hyperbole on the internet so how the fuck do I know if you're being legitimate.
Like the fear of the colour yellow or the fear of trees.
some are just a tad too irrational.
and there is no hyperbole on the internet so how the fuck do I know if you're being legitimate.
tbf the problem was the injuries not exactly the club he joined
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