"A few South Americans in this Porto team. Three Romanians and three Portuguese. We should be in for some Samba action tonight"
"[Wesley Sneijder] is a two-footed beaver of a player"
"No yellow cards yet, only mustard ones"
There's music playing
Pleat: The Swedish only have ten minutes to do something should they want to stay in the competition
Clive Tyldesley: Theres still 26 minutes left of the match
Pleat: Oh dear I forgot to put my watch back to Swiss time
They're changing some of the midget gems in midfield
Sergio Ramos was an expensive addition to Spain
These wingers are showing great intervention in invention
Republic of Czechoslovakia
"He is a good defender, a fish and chips man"
"I'm not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion's League, but it's definatly 10 million euro"
"If United get through, they'll play Chelsea or Liverpool, in an all-Premiership tie, which is also an all-English tie, and also an all-British tie"
"Here we see Tevez's little curly one"
"There he goes again, doing doggies"
"There's Jermaine Defoe, checking the weather on his phone no doubt...he's a lovely boy"
Clive Tyldesly: "Well, we have a Spanish referee for this all English encounter"
Pleat: "Yes, well it is hot"
"Who's coming off? It might be King, he certainly knows who's coming off, but only Ledley knows for sure, so we can't tell you"
Clive Tyldesley: "This wont be United's biggest win in Europe. They actually won a game 10-1"
Pleat: "I remember that as a young man, against Anderlecht, wasn't it?"
Tyldesley: "It was in 1903, David"
"Marseille needed to score first, and that never looked likely once Liverpool had taken the lead"
"The pitch looks a bit like custard"