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[katsubento]

My avatar is from work

 

[TabletopTictacs]

I broke most of my phone's functionality by using it in the bath and dropping it. I still do it.

 

[strafer]

I won't be alive in 2015.

Wait what? Dont do this Edmond.

 

[MarkMclovin]

Doesn't it hurt when you get a handjob or something? I have the same problem, and it starts to hurt if I/the girl pulls too much.

No, not really. I mean if she was to really pull back hard then yeah I suppose it would but she's pretty good like that. The only time where it's been a bit uncomforatble, is during anal sex. The first push can be slightly painful, but a pull back out slightly, then back in and it's all good.

I've considered getting the snip as I'd love to see what my bellend actually looks like, but I also like the idea of not nutting within 10 minutes!

 

[Kilrogg]

No, not really. I mean if she was to really pull back hard then yeah I suppose it would but she's pretty good like that. The only time where it's been a bit uncomforatble, is during anal sex. The first push can be slightly painful, but a pull back out slightly, then back in and it's all good.

I've considered getting the snip as I'd love to see what my bellend actually looks like, but I also like the idea of not nutting within 10 minutes!

I heard once you're snipped you get used to it after a while (you get less sensitive).
Well, at least your "bellend" isn't sensitive to the point of hurting whenever something - ANYTHING other than the skin over it - touches it. Let me tell you, that is a painful handicap .

 

[Marvel]

I can only drink water if it's filtered and cold from the fridge.

 

[War Peaceman]

I'm afraid to ask about Edmond situation.

That's why I put it under quotations, couldn't think of a better word at the time. But yeah, that sounds like a much better way to put it.

That is what I figured. No insult intended .

Edmond nooo

 

[Baraka in the White House]

I'm clinically obsessive compulsive (primarily obsessive). It really sucks. I think I'd rather rearrange shit all day and count to infinity than deal with some of the thoughts that go through my head.

 

[Opus Angelorum]

I won't be alive in 2015.

 

[soepje]

I can dance like Taylor Swift. On a good day

 

[Mascot]

I've never seen E.T.

 

[Necrovex]

I won't be alive in 2015.

This thread just got dark. :-(

We need your Tolkien knowledge!

 

[HGStormy]

I think Justin Beiber looks cute now.

Spoiler

Feel free to flay me alive for that

 

[wrowa]

I think he's just playing with his user name being a fictional character from the 19th century (and thus obviously not being alive anymore more than a century later).

At least I hope so.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Obsessed with someone I shouldn't be and gotten over.

 

[LilWayneSuckz]

I've never had a boyfriend or girlfriend before and I'm 27

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

I've posted about it on GAF before, but none of my friends know that I really like The Phantom of the Opera (The musical).

 

[Disagree Guy]

Contrary to popular belief....

I agree occasionally

 

[MC Safety]

I wrote your video game for you.

 

[Social]

Obsessed with someone I shouldn't be and gotten over.

Aaaah, that one can be applied to many of us: the one that got away and all that

 

[yogloo]

I won't be alive in 2015.

You are among the few gaf members I respect. I hope you are wrong.

 

[valkillmore]

I have a third nipple.

 

[Order]

When I was a kid, I wanted new action figures to play with, so I made figures out of twist ties.

They were super cool (they even had individual joints and everything). ^^

Oh wow, someone else did that too

 

[Bravocado]

I feel that I've let down almost everyone who's ever cared about me with my irresponsible behavior and poor life choices.

But they all agree I'm pretty funny though, so that's something, I guess.

 

[Archer]

I am angry at my ex wife for being so uncompromising in our previous marriage. She was given love and the world, and was never happy - with herself, me, or anyone else. Still difficult to fully shake the feelings.

 

[akira28]

I can't stop thinking about kabob.

 

[pubba]

I'm happily married but went to a BJ bar last week in Bangkok during a 24 hour stopover. Now I think I have herpes..

 

[akira28]

jesus

 

[wrowa]

christ

 

[Quentino]

This is my first post on GAF, hey there! I also don´t eat fish of any kind or anything else that comes from the ocean.

 

[AzureSkies]

I won't be alive in 2015.

Edmond pls

 

[mikeyw85]

I have pretty bad crohns disease and had to have a colostomy 2 years ago.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

i find it fun to eat while taking a poop.

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

^ Goddamn son.





Me: I really love this song more than should be allowed; https://soundcloud.com/mono-music/bon-iver-i-cant-make-you-love

 

[PaulExcellent]

im actually a really calm and relaxed dude, but i act like a comedian when others are around so it hurts less to think about how lonely i feel

also, bums or whatever

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

im actually a really calm and relaxed dude, but i act like a comedian when others are around so it hurts less to think about how lonely i feel

also, bums or whatever

I do it to cover up how empty I feel inside, so people leave me alone.

 

[FeenixRising]

I won't be alive in 2015.

Same.

Sadly

 

[Man]

My girl is studying a semester abroad and I get to see her every six weeks. In two weeks I'm visiting her and starting today I'm not jerking off.
I have been doing multiples per day for the last four but I want to crave it *hard* when we meet.

 

[MacNille]

Never seen Ghostbusters or Back to the future.

 

[wrowa]

Same.

Sadly

Okay, this is not really funny. Are you serious? And if so, may I ask why you think so?

 

[Ninja Dom]

I won't be alive in 2015.

Same.

Sadly

What's going on? Don't want to be insensitive, but do you have a bad illness?

 

[Arkos]

What's going on? Don't want to be insensitive, but do you have a bad illness?

Hopefully they're just making a clever and inadvertently worrying statement about the nature of identity :/

 

[salty_Josh]

I like to pee in other people's

Spoiler

sinks

 

[FeenixRising]

Okay, this is not really funny. Are you serious? And if so, may I ask why you think so?

Probably not as bad of a reason as the guy I quoted.

Rock bottom? I hit it with a resounding thud. That's all I'm going to say.

 

[dani_dc]

Probably not as bad of a reason as the guy I quoted.

Rock bottom? I hit it with a resounding thud. That's all I'm going to say.

Not sure if that's the case, but if you are having depression issues I'd recommend checking Mental Health GAF.

 

[HGStormy]

Mental Health GAF is good for venting and not much else. Most posts go ignored unless you're a popular member
That's just what I've seen from lurking though, I could be completely wrong :\

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

Mental Health GAF is good for venting and not much else. Most posts go ignored unless you're a popular member
That's just what I've seen from lurking though, I could be completely wrong :\

I try to read every post I see in there. If nobody caught you with a response, it can be fine to quote yourself so people on a new page sees you. Don't fret.<3

 

[Collete]

Mental Health GAF is good for venting and not much else. Most posts go ignored unless you're a popular member
That's just what I've seen from lurking though, I could be completely wrong :\

I used to be good helper with Mental Health GAF a few years back.
Sadly to say I'm unable to offer much good advice to people these days since I've been struggling immensely myself. It's not that people want to ignore others in the thread, it's just we're all struggling as well, even the people that try to give advice.
We try our best but we're not perfect and it's not a means of substitution for therapy, so please keep that in mind.

All I can contribute to that thread these days is my art to show even a person with a crippling mental illness can still create things at the end of the day. To maybe give that thread a little hope every now and then?...

 

[terrisus]

Do you want to know a secret?
Do you promise not to tell?

Closer...
Let me whisper in your ear.
Say the words you long to hear.
I'm in love with you...

Spoiler

Uguu~

 

[HGStormy]

I try to read every post I see in there. If nobody caught you with a response, it can be fine to quote yourself so people on a new page sees you. Don't fret.<3

I wasn't specifically talking about me, as I don't really post in there. Some people's posts go unnoticed, and I'm not really able to reply to them in any coherent or helpful way. Just kind of sad I guess, but I'll keep my opinions to myself :[

Terrisus you're cute.