Share a little secret about yourself, and make it sexual :-)

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Im always ripping out my noise hairs with my fingers. Making my eyes water cause I dont want my hairs hanging out.
 
Never been able to pull back my foreskin.

Was going to do something about it a few years ago, but my ex was like, why bother? Previous girlfriends didn't care either and current girlfriend loves my cock as well, so...

And yep, I pull my nosehairs out as well. I swear I sometimes wake up with a motherfucker of a long one!
 
Neidii said:
Talking with people that I don't know makes me extremely nervous and every second of it is pure agony. Calling some place like a bank for example requires at least an hour of trying to prepare myself, sometimes I can't make my words come out. It's very annoying.
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I have the same problem... I've always wondered if this is a form of social anxiety. For the record, I have no issues speaking with people I have some form of relationship with.
 
MidgarBlowedUp said:
I shave my butt hairs.
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You should trim that shit with hair clippers, saves you from the itch and that fucking hot sweaty asshole you get if your at work.

This thread should be... I love dicks the thread.

Alright here it goes...

I fucked a woman that still to this day, I have no idea if it was a woman who went through a sex change, the pussy wasn't quite right, and she had no issues having my thumb jammed up her asshole.
 
I was heavily involved in online roleplaying as a teenager, and even ran a popular Naruto RP at one point.
 
Oh I have another secret related to toys. When I was a kid I had a doll that reminded me of Chucky from Child's Play. I decided it was evil and was going to try to murder me, so I buried it next to one of the sides of the house.

I came back to where I buried it sometime later, and the doll was gone.
 
I'm relating this because I'm doing this now...



When I cut my toenails, I like to smell the clippings. In particular the ones from my big toes. I use the scissors on my Swiss army knife, so the clipping comes off in one big chunk rather than lots of little clippings.

Cheesy!
 
Back when I was in high school we were playing our rival school in football. Long (not really) story short, I was given credit for the game winning tackle even though it was the guy in front of me and I just tripped over them lol. I got picked up and carried around ect.....whoops
 
redlemon said:
My favourite genre of manga is Yuri, not even the porn (which does nothing for me). Just the romantic fluff kind.
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John Kowalski said:
Yep, this is me too.
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I wouldn't mind some recommendations.
 
I fake about 90% of the face to face social interactions I have with people outside of my close-knit set of family, friends and co-workers.

I'm talking to you. I'm expressing emotion. But there's nothing here behind this smile, and there's a good chance the small-talk I'm making is made up.

I'm told by my partner who has seen this happening that I'm pretty convincing.

I don't know why I do this face to face, because I'm completely honest with people I chat to online (for example in MMOs). I think I started when I was doing my PhD, because I'm shy and awkward and explaining *what* I was doing was just too complicated for smalltalk and I'd panic and pass it off as something simpler and it spiralled out from there.
 
Kathryn said:
Oh I have another secret related to toys. When I was a kid I had a doll that reminded me of Chucky from Child's Play. I decided it was evil and was going to try to murder me, so I buried it next to one of the sides of the house.

I came back to where I buried it sometime later, and the doll was gone.
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Was it:

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That movie ruined the "My Buddy" toy for me. Didn't even see the movie, just the commercials for it. If the toy were lying on its face, I would beat the hell out of it just to make sure it hadn't become a possessed demon doll.
 
Ogni-XR21 said:
I've probably seen 90% of all episodes of Murder She Wrote.
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Heh, me too. My grandma watched them and when I was visiting my grandparents I always sat down and watched them with her. Better than Columbo, in my opinion anyway.


I wear lipstick sometimes and have dressed myself in girl clothes before (shoes and jackets).
 
I used to role play in AOL chat rooms.

I have never smoked a cigarette or weed.

Every now and then I want to cut myself off from other people.
 
MarkMclovin said:
Never been able to pull back my foreskin.

Was going to do something about it a few years ago, but my ex was like, why bother? Previous girlfriends didn't care either and current girlfriend loves my cock as well, so...

And yep, I pull my nosehairs out as well. I swear I sometimes wake up with a motherfucker of a long one!
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Doesn't it hurt when you get a handjob or something? I have the same problem, and it starts to hurt if I/the girl pulls too much.
 
As a kid, up until around high school or so, I disliked pizza.
 
Respect said:
Was it:

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That movie ruined the "My Buddy" toy for me. Didn't even see the movie, just the commercials for it. If the toy were lying on its face, I would beat the hell out of it just to make sure it hadn't become a possessed demon doll.
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I think that might have been it actually. I can't remember if I got the doll before or after I saw the movie, but once I made the connection it started creeping me out. I think I even wrapped the doll in duct tape to make sure it wouldn't attack me.

And then I buried it, and put a pile of leaves on top of that just to be extra sure.
 
SolVanderlyn said:
I was heavily involved in online roleplaying as a teenager, and even ran a popular Naruto RP at one point.
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oh god i was just talking about this with someone. from the ages of like 11-16 i was huge into roleplaying online. it was fun as fuck, and when one forum my friends and i posted on shut down their RP section, we made our own forums and just moved there. it was great!
 
dani_dc said:
After my long term Indian girlfriend broke up with me, I found out that I developed a "fetish" for Indian women.
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Same. Except I would more accurately describe it as a recognition that many of the attributes I find physically attractive are most commonly found in South Asian women ;) . Fetish sounds creepy in this case.
 
I'm afraid to ask about Edmond situation.
vcassano1 said:
Same. Except I would more accurately describe it as a recognition that many of the attributes I find physically attractive are most commonly found in South Asian women ;) . Fetish sounds creepy in this case.
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That's why I put it under quotations, couldn't think of a better word at the time. But yeah, that sounds like a much better way to put it.
 
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