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[Hison Yohannas]

It is 9/4 in Japan.

Read earlier posts.

 

[SwiftDeath]

That is how you sell a product in Japan...

Well to be fair, the numbers thus far for it don't really suggest that but it would almost certainly be better than a lot of the early Japanese PS4 commercials I saw, made it look super western oriented

 

[WhiskerFrisker]

Lol, i just got trollled uh.

oh well :Q_

It happens to everyone at some point. Sometimes you can't tell what's real anymore.

 

[Volcane]

>First pic Queuing for bread July 3, 2012
source: http://gaijininkansai.wordpress.com/2012/07/03/and-the-worlds-champion-queuers-are/

Maybe, they should bundle the Xbox One with some sliced bread.

 

[Windom Earle]

Not quite correct. The photos are old because that's how long they've been lining up for the X1 launch. The photos just happened to be taken on the day 3ds and monhun releases. It confused many people understandably.

lol this

 

[Chariot]

Not quite correct. The photos are old because that's how long they've been lining up for the X1 launch. The photos just happened to be taken on the day 3ds and monhun releases. It confused many people understandably.

Haha

 

[Caayn]

Confirmation on what? 5 people said xbox launches on the 4th (now) I just though originally they launched a bit earlier on the 3rd but I was mistaken.

A source on those pre-order numbers you keep throwing around such as 200k and 400k. Stop acting dumb.

 

[Doffen]

The console can`t fail. The marketing is just to great for that.

The only one who fully understands the power of the cloud is Jennifer Lawrence.

 

[Hison Yohannas]

Ah, so you back tracked on the first one and have not provided a source for the second one. That is a quick way to get banned here.

Or your just insane and cant tell if im being serious or not ignoring the fact I was posting fun with that other user who was doing the same thing and need to calm down.

Might want to not act like your a mod btw. Because your not.

 

[Windom Earle]

The only one who fully understands the power of the cloud is Jennifer Lawrence.

ouch. I love this thread.

 

[ethomaz]

A source on those pre-order numbers you keep throwing around such as 200k and 400k. Stop acting dumb.

Rumors says MS shipped 40k units to Japan... I don't believe in one second these 200k preorders lol

 

[Caayn]

Rumors says MS shipped 40k units to Japan... I don't believe in one second these 200k preorders lol

I was not the one who made those numbers up

 

[forms]

Benedict XVI* brings the amazing machine filled with american dream to the japanese people of Little Germany in Tokyo.

*V means BOX in latin

I am lying in my bed, with my nexus pad. You had me laughing so much I started crying.

Problem is, wife and kid is lying next to me. And I had already woken her up a couple of hours ago when I read this thread the first time.

 

[BocoDragon]

I presume we've referenced lonesome Yodobashi Camera clerk in front of Xbox 360s already?

 

[VinFTW]

The only one who fully understands the power of the cloud is Jennifer Lawrence.

 

[EGOMON]

Im still trying to figure out why they pulled this cloud power bullshit marketing (aka 32 times more powerful online) in Japan, when it failed so bad everywhere else.

Hoping the language barrier will do the trick

 

[Hison Yohannas]

A source on those pre-order numbers you keep throwing around such as 200k and 400k. Stop acting dumb.

I never said those were preorders numbers and I was clearly messing around with that guy, but I guess Im not allowed to do that because......?

 

[Indiedevs]

The only one who fully understands the power of the cloud is Jennifer Lawrence.

 

[Chobel]

You clearly have an issue reading the very thing you bolded because the whole point of that was past tense.

Here's the part I bolded

So it launched a day early then. It was still the 3rd there for awhile.

OK, what's the point of past tense?

The only one who fully understands the power of the cloud is Jennifer Lawrence.

 

[CHusson91]

Anyone else here actually excited for the launch? Seems a bit unfair that this entire thread is just trolling.

 

[GoDLiKe]

I'm in Japan right now but I did't see any advertising. The console will bomb hard again.

 

[Hison Yohannas]

Here's the part I bolded


OK, what's the point of past tense?

IT "WAS" AND "AWHILE" seem pretty clearly past tense. Why so serious?

 

[Windom Earle]

Anyone else here actually excited for the launch? Seems a bit unfair that this entire thread is just trolling.

We are all just excited for your reports from the battlefield. Keep the pics and impressions coming!

 

[CHusson91]

We are all just excited for your reports from the battlefield. Keep the pics and impressions coming!

I've got you covered!

 

[darilaho]

Maybe, they should bundle the Xbox One with some sliced bread.

 

[Hison Yohannas]

All that needs to be said.

Age of One.


Okay I admit, I got a bit carried away. Maybe just that portion of Earth where Japan is.

Apparently I cant do what your doing for some reason. Weird.

 

[Chobel]

IT "WAS" AND "AWHILE" seem pretty clearly past tense. Why so serious?

So what? It didn't launch early.

EDIT: Wait a sec, you're just joking?

 

[Caayn]

I never said those were preorders numbers and I was clearly messing around with that guy, but I guess Im not allowed to do that because......?

Ahem...

Microsoft preorders show 200-400k due to trends in high demand.*

True fact, ms preorders shoe at least neat a 200k trend with 400l at most.*

You mean around 200k right?

Also read the rules they'll explain it.

 

[Tekniqs]

MS staff at launch

 

[PsihoPerihelion]

God bless you, Verendus.

 

[Hison Yohannas]

Ahem...



Also read the rules they'll explain it.

So it didnt say 200k was the preorders number?

This thread is filled with jokes, but when ethiopian emperor comes in with joke he gets jabbed.

 

[jayu26]

Or your just insane and cant tell if im being serious or not ignoring the fact I was posting fun with that other user who was doing the same thing and need to calm down.

Might want to not act like your a mod btw. Because your not.

You are right I'm not a mod. What I said was out of courteousy. You repeated 200k twice. It looked like you were pretty serious to me.

 

[klaus]

MS staff at launch

ROFL, I love that gif.

 

[Hison Yohannas]

So what? It didn't launch early.

EDIT: Wait a sec, you're just joking?

A dude posts up did show it did release hours early a bit, but I WAS joking with the other guy.

 

[Exploratory]

What the FUCK is going on in this thread? Seriously? Rofl.

 

[Welfare]

This thread is filled with jokes, but when ethiopian emperor comes in with joke he gets jabbed.

You got a chuckle out of me with that, so there you go.

 

[Chobel]

A dude posts up did show it did release hours early a bit, but I WAS joking with the other guy.

Obviously I missed the joke, my bad.

 

[Caayn]

So it didnt say 200k was the preorders number?

This thread is filled with jokes, but when ethiopian emperor comes in with joke he gets jabbed.

Oh for Christ sake.

Microsoft preorders show 200-400k due to trends in high demand.*

Microsoft preorders show 200-400k

preorders show 200-400k

You know what, I'm done with this thread.

 

[Chariot]

What the FUCK is going on in this thread? Seriously? Rofl.

Shyamalan plot. Everyone is the jester.

 

[Tekniqs]

ROFL, I love that gif.

I don't even remember who this guy is. I just remember e3 2013 and he came on and his expressions had me dying. Did he introduce the division?

 

[darilaho]

 

[ethomaz]

What that pic means? Context wise.

 

[Wildarmsjecht]

The only one who fully understands the power of the cloud is Jennifer Lawrence.

Fuck me I'm finished.

This thread is everything lmaooo...so harsh.

 

[Hison Yohannas]

Oh for Christ sake.



You know what, I'm done with this thread.

Yep lets pretend that I never put that 400k and the post with "age of one" who was also joking never existed. Calm down dude lol.

 

[stryke]

I don't even remember who this guy is. I just remember e3 2013 and he came on and his expressions had me dying. Did he introduce the division?

No, this guy introduced Infamous Second Son at the Playstation Meeting.

 

[jayu26]

Wait, are they trying to prove that PS4 is bigger?

 

[Exploratory]

We're going to see this picture for the next decade.

 

[HabeeNo]

The only one who fully understands the power of the cloud is Jennifer Lawrence.

I'M DEAD LOL

 

[Hison Yohannas]

Obviously I missed the joke, my bad.

Well you were not the only one. Those darn rastafarians crushing the ethiopian emperors image again.

 

[Myshkin]

Are there cardboard cutouts mingled in with the real people?

I think those are the same people you can see in the stands at Forza races.

(Geez, beaten terribly.)