Embarrassing shit your pets have done

Status
Not open for further replies.
R

Rubbish King

The gift that keeps on giving
So I made a thread ages ago about crawling into bed to find my dog had laid a steaming pile of shit under the covers for me It was kinda funny so I thought I'd do another one

Was walking another pooch today and long story short it pissed on a mobility scooter with some *angry dude on it and I had to leg it so by the time they could grasp what had just happened I was already taking refuge in some nearby woods.


*angry dude was already angry before the doge pissed on it

also not my dawg

Anybody got any stories they can share?


Was hoping for more stuff like this

WoodenLung said:
My dog never actually shit on me. But once my families dog had its period and we made it wear period pants, it was clearly not happy about it and constantly tried to get them off, but no success was had even though it rubbed itself against anything it could in the living room. But then while it was standing there in the living room it looked, with its back to us who were all kind of laughing at its poor attempts at getting off the pants, its legs started vibrating. You could see all the muscles tightening in its body and then it happened, it was shitting with its pants on. To demonstrate :

rr8zC.jpg


It was possible the nastiest thing my dog has ever done and it has done some nasty things, but the dogs plan worked and we had to take the pants of it which at this point was like a full diaper, it was already starting to come off the dog cause the pants were that full of shit, even though a good portion had already gone out of the sides and onto the ground.
Click to expand...
 
One of my dogs was outside while my friends and I were watching a movie. It was winter, and when he came in, he dropped a frozen turd in my friends lap.
 
13th birthday party and I had a few friends over playing Halo. My dog was already fat, moderately unhealthy, and had chronic bronchitis that caused her to make this awful wheeze/dry heaving sound whenever she got too excited.

She loved attention and my friends got a good laugh out of her wheezing since it was something that couldn't be fixed and the dog took it in good humor I assume.

Anyway, we're playing Halo and we all start to smell a rank fart. Assuming it's Lizzie, I turn around to see her shitting underneath a chair. My friends go hysterical and I go red in the face because it makes it seem like we have no control over our pets.

Literally an embarrassing shit.
 
We have a Cocker Spaniel (spayed) who will hump my wife's best friend into submission. The funny thing is, she doesn't do that ever, or to anyone. I've never seen her hump anything except my wife's best friend. It's hilarious.
 
My dog literally can't stay still, and when we are on a walk, and stop to calm her down, she knows very well that all she has to do is to heel and sit quietly. But in stead she starts screaming bloody murder. She's a pretty big dog and it literally sounds like someone is slowly torturing and murdering a pig. People have stopped, come to the windows in drowes, just to see a sitting, squealing dog. But we have to do this, otherwise she's just too hyper the whole walk. Sigh. Luckily she's calmed a bit these last few months, hopefully will gro out of that.
 
Mammoth Jones said:
He got my neighbor's dog pregnant. Apparently he breeds purebreds and my bastard of a dog knocked his Princess up.
Click to expand...
fucking hell that's gnarly as shiiiit, I kinda have to hope your neighbour was a bastard so it makes this more of a happy ending


Sealion88 said:
My little pug in march. Kinda cute and disgusting right? Possibly NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/gbJ7h8E.jpg
Click to expand...
looooooool
META said:
13th birthday party and I had a few friends over playing Halo. My dog was already fat, moderately unhealthy, and had chronic bronchitis that caused her to make this awful wheeze/dry heaving sound whenever she got too excited.

She loved attention and my friends got a good laugh out of her wheezing since it was something that couldn't be fixed and the dog took it in good humor I assume.

Anyway, we're playing Halo and we all start to smell a rank fart. Assuming it's Lizzie, I turn around to see her shitting underneath a chair. My friends go hysterical and I go red in the face because it makes it seem like we have no control over our pets.

Literally an embarrassing shit.
Click to expand...
Ah man, brutal! I know that feel and everything
 
When I was a kid my parents went out shopping, I didn't feel like going though.
So it was just me and the dog, and he was looking out of the window next to me, and I guess he saw another dog or someone who lived down our street because he leaned forward and fell out of the window.

He was very stupid though, even for a dog.
 
my dog once ate a bunch of raw hamburger meat while we were having a party and then made diarrhea shit all over the floor in the guest room where friends were staying.

Then ran through it and tried to cuddle up in bed with them
 
The other night my wife and I went out to see a movie and we crated our Boston Terrier puppy like we always do. She is six months old, so she is usually good for at least 5-6 hours now. This night, we were only gone for around 4 our so. Just enough time to catch a movie and eat.

When we got home, my wife opened the front door and the very SECOND she cracked it open she gagged and said that it smelled like poo. We walked in and it was just an ungodly smell that hit you like a ton of bricks. We thought she just couldn't hold it for some reason and had just pooped in the crate. We were only partially correct.

Not only did she poop, but she had EXPLOSIVE diarrhea. There was a huge pile of wet poop in the crate, but it was all over the bars of the crate as well as spattered everywhere on our floor and against the wall the crate is up against. She of course had it all over her as well. My wife grabbed Betty and took her to give her a bath and I started cleaning everything else. It was so horrible I had to wear a mask. It was awful, just rotten.

As I was cleaning everything up, which involved me needing to take the crate and everything outside to wash off, I heard my wife yell out. I ran in there and asked what happened, and Betty had vomited everywhere in the bath water. We knew more than ever at that moment that she was quite sick, and it wasn't just a case of not being able to hold it.

For the next few hours we had to sit up with her. She kept throwing up, just over and over. She vomited maybe 10 times in total. We gave her some liquid meds for her stomach and it seemed to calm everything down, kept giving her water, and she EVENTUALLY seemed to get better and we all could get some sleep.

It was a nightmare of a night.

As for our Siberian cat Clancy we had one incident the other day. Not this bad, but still. I had let a month go by without taking him to the groomers and mix that with how he stopped eating his raw and has been demanding junk wet food, and it messed him up. I came home and he had pooed in the litter box but it was a wet poop and he stepped in it. I walked in to find him having tracked it from the litter box, across the carpet in the bedroom his box is, through the dining room and the kitchen to the door at the garage. He had poo on his feet and on his back end and tummy area. I walked him, scooped him up, and took him right to the groomers so they could give him a bath and deal with that part of it.

When I got back I had to wash the litter box off, steam clean the carpet, sweep and mop the floor, and then do it all once more just to be sure I got it all. When I was done I noticed that Clancy had also decided to jump on the kitchen counter during all of that as well. He had poop spread all over part of the counter, it was disgusting, a lot worse than being in the floor. I washed that multiple times it was ridiculous. I still can't stop thinking about it when I am in the kitchen doing things. Ugh.

But you know what? I still love them to death and wouldn't ever want to be without these two nutters.
 
My 3-year-old boston terrier was in the laundry basket while I was getting dressed / brushing my teeth, and Iw as like "cmon, what are you doing." he comes out of there with my girlfriend's thong underwear and he's chomping away, as he is want to do with under pants. He had destroyed a pair a couple months earlier so I was like "Okay, drop it," and go to take it from him ... But he really wanted this pair. He scurries into the other room with them and I slowly follow to take them, and exchange a treat for the pants. Well ... by the time I got to the other room he had the entire pair in his mouth and he swallowed them, whole.

I was worried but kinda like "meh," because he's eaten worse things before and he passes them.

Hours past.

Days past.

He was having BM's but not major ones, all pretty small. I thought to myself "hmm... maybe he puked it up later in the house... and I haven't found them...?"

About a week later he's going nuts walking between the bedroom and the outside door, an indication he has to go out. So I open the door, he runs out, goes to his poop corner in the yard and has an explosive dump. I'm like "Oh... here it comes..." Moments later, he's got this enormous poop rocket of underpants tightly coiled in a snake-poop emerging from his little doggie butt.

After a solid 60 seconds of pushing, he passes it.

I go to inspect.

The green thong underwear is largely preserved, encapsulated in a network of slimy dog poop.

The Boston Terrier immediately took to sprinting in figure-eights around the yard like he had was racing in the indy 500, free from this bowel distress.

I took pics of the underwear but don't know if I should share them.
 
I also had a dog who managed to escape over the fence.
We lived right next to bletchley park when this happened, and none of us noticed he was missing until we got a call from someone at BP saying our dog had managed to get into the building.

As a kid I always thought it was really funny he he managed to do that though.
 
Get a girl in bed, get some of our clothes off, start going to town on her... dog barges in, jumps on the bed, and starts shitting. On the other side of the bed, luckily. The only thing lucky that happened that night.
 
Downhome said:
But you know what? I still love them to death and wouldn't ever want to be without these two nutters.
Click to expand...
I relate to this, the spaniel has got me in much trouble and he is the dopiest nob I know other than myself, but I love him

The Albatross said:
The green thong underwear is largely preserved, encapsulated in a network of slimy dog poop.

I took pics of the underwear but don't know if I should share them.
Click to expand...
Ahhhhh maaan, I think you should link it for science, but maybe not if a redname says no
WoodenLung said:
dogtrev8c1b.gif
Click to expand...
wot a leg end
Gavin996 said:
As a kid I always thought it was really funny he he managed to do that though.
Click to expand...
that is awesome
LakeEarth said:
Get a girl in bed, get some of our clothes off, start going to town on her... dog barges in, jumps on the bed, and starts shitting. On the other side of the bed, luckily. The only thing lucky that happened that night.
Click to expand...
amazing
 
Not mine but my gf's dog. She's had it for 4 years and we've been together for 1. The dog is really badly trained or unlearned all of the training it learned prior to her adopting it because my gf babies it and is inconsistent with training. So the dog's overall become a bad attention seeking overprotective dog that if it doesn't get it's way throws a fit.

From all of the things that I could remember in the last year I can think of

- It insists that I pet her when I'm around and if I don't it (attempts) to scratch me.
- Steps all over me
- Tries to bite me when I shake my gf's dad's hand
- Tries to bite me if I move around as if I'm dancing
- Actually bit my gf's mom when the dog was getting combed
- If me and her are away she starts barking uncontrollably
- Humps my gf's cat
- Scratches at my gf's bedroom door if she's not allowed in until she gets in.
- Doesn't play well with other dogs
- Will run away if let outside without a leash

I guess the problem is that my gf doesn't care to change any of that so I shutter to think about a future if that dog still exists and is still badly behaving due to how serious our relationship is.
 
LakeEarth said:
Get a girl in bed, get some of our clothes off, start going to town on her... dog barges in, jumps on the bed, and starts shitting. On the other side of the bed, luckily. The only thing lucky that happened that night.
Click to expand...

I wouldn't be able to stop laughing. Sure, I'd clean up, change the sheets and do whatever else needed to be done, but I'd hope against hope that she'd laugh too.

She might be a keeper if that's the case.
 
So a while back I had two chocolate labs - mother and daughter. I had a new GF over for the first time, and we were outside grilling with friends. The oldest came over to me to be pet and stood there wagging her tail. The daughter (jealousy, Establishing dominance) comes up behind her mother, mounts her, and proceeds to hump the living hell out of her. The mom takes it for a bit, and then decides she's had enough. Well, that or her insides were shaken to oblivion by the mad bumping. Anyway, her defense mechanism? She rips the most ungodly of farts all over her humping daughter. The youngest dismounts and they walk away, leaving everyone silent.
 
We have our backyard fenced in (I'm terrible guessing measurements) that's 25x12 or so. Our mutt takes off running full speed to the side of the fence, turns on a dime booking it to the back, turns at the back and as she's turning dropping down, and proceeds to scoot the entire width of the fence. She then came back to us because she was being outside.

I was laughing so hard I was falling into my wife as I couldn't stand up which the dog took as an attack(play? she does this next part when I roughhouse with her so I'm not sure) on my wife and death grips leg and starts power humping me until I fall over. This just made it funnier and I'm laughing harder and as I'm trying to push her off she using her head to shove my hand away while biting my shorts and doing the Cujo head shake. My wife finally stopped being in shock/laughing to help and like that it was like nothing ever happened.

The dog is smart as hell. I've recently came to assertion she's making plans and carrying them out, because she's doing things way beyond normal dog shit.
 
My dog is a female and pees like a dog. Best thing is, she probably aims her stream better than most male dogs.

She also has some stuffed animals which like to hump until she can barely stand out of exhaustion.

She also likes to place her snout on your face to tell you how much she loves you. And then get asleep on your face.
 
One of my two Siberian huskies got really excited when my best friend and his gf came over to hang out. She started doing laps in that stupid bounding dog way, then leaped up and shoved him to the side with her front paws.

It was pretty fucking funny. She basically told him to get the fuck out of her way. We still laugh about that shit.
 
Sometimes, when I take my Dog for a walk, he won't poop in his usual spot and will instead decide to do it while we are walking down the street (where there is little-to-no grass), and because I decide not to let him do it there (by saying "No!" and lightly tugging his chain), he does this annoying hunched over walk while he is pooping at the same time....in front of people's houses.

It's so embarrassing.
 
My parents dog is racist against black dogs. Literally have to cross the street when I see them coming. SMH
 
My dog doesn't like black people. I don't get it at all, either. It's not like he's been conditioned that way, he likes almost everyone else. Was walking him in my apartment complex and a black guy walked by with a backpack and he went apeshit barking and pulling at his leash at him. I just nervously apologized and said he didn't like backpacks. The guy knew. He gave me that "Yeah, backpack, right asshole" sneer.

Mind you he's a little 25 pound pug. He has the bite pressure of a toddler's grip, so he couldn't hurt anyone. He just barks a big game.
 
I would take my basset hound for a walk and she would get tired and lay down on the road. And she wouldn't move until she was ready.
 
Divvy said:
My parents dog is racist against black dogs. Literally have to cross the street when I see them coming. SMH
Click to expand...

I once looked after a dog who was racist towards black vans. He used to go crazy if one pulled up across the street or came down the road.
 
My dog takes a crap on the sidewalk randomly while going for a walk. Goes from walking to shitting in the blink of an eye. Doesn't even try to get to the grass. The worst was in the middle of the road while crossing and having cars wait for her to finish.
 
Whenever I walk my dog, the bus stop on the way to the park seems to be her favourite place to pee/poo. Especially if people are there.
 
I'm taking care of my sister's Yorkshire, and he has a blatant disregard for the entire condo building. He will pee in the hallway, elevator, etc. Yesterday, he took a giant piss in the elevator, and just my luck, a cute girl steps in right after. Much shame was had.
 
My dog often swallows long hairs which, when coming out the other end, sometimes results in poo attached to the long hair that is currently stuck halfway out his ass. When this occurs he freaks out and tries to run away from it, which is a futile effort.

One time when I had him on a leash at Petsmart, this happened and he panicked. He started to run but due to the leash, all he could do was run in a spiral around me. Around and around.

End result: I am tied up unable to move my legs by the leash, surrounded by a perfect spiral of shit smear that got dragged along the floor as he ran out of slack in the leash.
 
Uh ... my betta fish jumped out of his fucking bowl yesterday. I screamed like a banshee and got a spoon and napkin cause I didnt know what else to do, to get him back in the bowl.

Ruined quite a good evening!
 
My tarantula once got scared of a small cricket and actually backed away into her burrow when it moved towards her. At first I was worried it might be too big for her or it might have been diseased, but turns out she was freaked out for no reason.

My Chihuahua is a living embarrassment and I love her for it.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

  • Poll
PetGAF, weird shit your pets do?
Social Cringe 
19
1K
diffusionx replied
  • Locked
It's November 5th, have you done your duty today?
2
76
5K
MayauMiao replied
Motivation, Achievements and the positive things you have done in your life.
17
2K
Boozeroony replied
Have you ever done your own dental work?
36
2K
ahtlas7 replied
Your pet peeves about social media influencers
32
2K
ForAcademicPurposes replied
Top Bottom