GraveRobberX
Platinum Trophy: Learned to Shit While Upright Again.
"I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain," takes it for me. Partly for being awful and partly for being so infuriating.
At the end of the story mission when I wanted to say, "So. Do you have time to explain now? WTF what that all about?"
You got a free gun, that explains everything