Movies your parents shouldn't have let you watch

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Enduin

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So I watched a lot of movies as a kid that generally weren't meant for kids. Most of that was on my own or with my uncle. Stuff like Under Siege, Apocalypse Now, Deer Hunter and of course JCVD movies. As well as a lot of others on HBO and the like on my own. Oh and Cinemax, good old Skinemax. But twice my mom rented a movie for me that was wildly inappropriate for my age, both around when I was 11.

The first was a movie called The Butcher Boy.

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The local library didn't have covers for their movies, just black cases with black and white title stickers, so she thought it was just some nice Irish film about some little boy who worked in a butcher shop back in the 60s. Yeah not so much. Spoilers abound.

Here I was an 11 years old, home alone sick from school, watching a movie about some poor, horribly mistreated and disturbed young boy. His mom commits suicide, he's molested by a priest, his alcoholic father is abusive and useless and eventually dies, he's leaves his rotting corpse in their flat and talks to him, ohh and there's this mean lady in town who he hates and eventually murders and cuts into pieces and smears her blood all over the walls writing out PIG at which point he's arrested, put into a mental ward and you see him decades later a grown man now barely intelligible as he sees visions of the Virgin Mary. It's actually a pretty good movie all told, but I had a fever and was 11. Just a bit too much to handle at that moment.

Now that was the first time. The second time was a movie I can't for the life of me remember the name of, partly because I never saw the whole thing. This time my mother again rented a movie from the library for myself and one of my best friends. It was again an Irish or English coming of age film about young boys back in the post war years I think. At one point in the film the boys are trying to make some money and ask the local doctor if they can do anything. He tells them to change the coal or something in his furnace in the basement, but to enter from the outside door or window and to not go into his house under any circumstances.

They follow his instructions but while they're there cleaning out the furnace and refilling it with the coal or whatever the doctors wife comes down to the basement and she's looks crazy and in just a night gown. She then proceeds to offer herself up to this group of like 10-12 year old boys who quickly leave. That's not the end though, they forgot something or I don't remember what, but they had to return to the basement and when they enter they find the Doctor's wife hanging from the ceiling, killed herself because these little boys wouldn't have sex with her.

At that point my mother saw what was going on and made me and my friend go play outside and she reviewed the movie and realized it was totally not something we should be watching. I've never been able to find that movie or remember its name.

Years later I watched Mulholland Drive with my parents and older sister and her best friend in high school. That was awkward as fuck.

So GAF what movies did your parents let you watch alone or without supervision that they really shouldn't have?
 

studyguy

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Killer Clowns from Outer Space fucked me up as a kid.
It's the dumbest thing ever watching it now, I don't know what I was afraid of.
 

Dio

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When I was seven, I came from a household that didn't have a television or internet or anything and watched Men in Black at another person's house (my only experiences were with watching things at other people's houses). I had nightmares about that intro scene with the alien turning that guy inside out so only his skin was left for years. We had an outhouse so I just held it in for like a week at a time because of that.
 

tehfryguy

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My parents were super strict. My uncle however watched me and my brother one night...
Terminator 2 was on the tv.

He never watched us again after that.
 

Ferrio

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When I was in middle school me and my friend rented some movie that was in the horror section. It wasn't a horror movie but like some weird movie showing crazy shit in some asian country? Pretty much all of it revolved around sex. At one point it showed some woman smoking cigs with her pussy, with no censoring at all. How the hell that was in the horror section rent-able by anyone was beyond me.

Wish I knew what that movie was.
 

Mr-Joker

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Robocop 2, I was 7 years old sitting on the sofa next to my Dad he knew I was there and let me watch it with him.

Though he did cover my eyes during the operation scene but weirdly was okay with me watching Robocop smash the badguy brain.
 

lunchtoast

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Arachnophobia and It are the mains ones I remember. I do remember whenever we watched a scary movie the walk upstairs to my room in the dark was always something.
 

Enduin

No bald cap? Lies!
The thing that got me about those two was that they were serious dramas about kids my age and not just action or drama movies with adults that were so far removed from me. They were just everyday kids and then some dark terrible shit went down.
 
I watched Aliens every day after school as a 7 year old, sometimes twice.

My parents watched and played all "Mature" movies and games that me and my brother asked for, if they deemed it ok then they let us watch them.
The only movies I ever remember not being allowed to see were Nightmare on Elm St 3 (was allowed to see the others), all the Chuckie movies and Clockwork Orange.
 
I think I must have seen Silence of the Lambs at a very young age because my Mother has told me stories of when I was little and would do my best Anthony Hopkins impression and say "Hello Clarice..."
 
My parents were weird hippies. They filmed my conception- they had calculated when my Mom was most fertile and then had unprotected sex.

I found this out when I was a kid, when I first asked my parents the whole 'where do babies come from' question. They told me how sex worked, and explained that they had filmed it.

I thought that was weird, but didn't think much of it. Then when I turned 15 and started dating, my parents sat me down and had a conversation about sex. They gave me all the usual warnings, but then also told me that I should strive to find someone to 'make love' to. Then they showed me the video....

It was fairly tame actually, standard missionary position and it was kinda grainy being that it was on VHS. No sound either, but my Dad had scored it with some weird fucking pan flutes. Can't say that it's really fucked me up, but I have NO idea why they thought it was a good idea to show it to me.
 

>:)

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When I was in middle school me and my friend rented some movie that was in the horror section. It wasn't a horror movie but like some weird movie showing crazy shit in some asian country? Pretty much all of it revolved around sex. At one point it showed some woman smoking cigs with her pussy, with no censoring at all. How the hell that was in the horror section rent-able by anyone was beyond me.

Wish I knew what that movie was.

Emmanuelle. Rest of the movie at that age was honestly boring as fuck, but that scene stood out for some reason...

But anyway Robocop and Halloween 4. I just laughed like a maniac at Robocop, and Michaels masks were better/creepier in the previous movies.
 

Vidpixel

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My mom rented some old Eyewitness movie from the library once (the natural history series) about bats or something, and it showed a clip from the movie Nosferatu. I couldn't sleep well for weeks after that. I think I was about 8 years old or so.
 

3bdelilah

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It (that clown film) when I was 7. And The Ring when I was 9.


Okay it wasn't their fault, I watched them at my cousins.
 

Ferrio

Banned
Emmanuelle. Rest of the movie at that age was honestly boring as fuck, but that scene stood out for some reason...

But anyway Robocop and Halloween 4. I just laughed like a maniac at Robocop, and Michaels masks were better/creepier in the previous movies.

No that wasn't it. The movie I saw didn't have a story, was like a very perverted documentary and full on X rated.
 

Invictus

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My parents were weird hippies. They filmed my conception- they had calculated when my Mom was most fertile and then had unprotected sex.

I found this out when I was a kid, when I first asked my parents the whole 'where do babies come from' question. They told me how sex worked, and explained that they had filmed it.

I thought that was weird, but didn't think much of it. Then when I turned 15 and started dating, my parents sat me down and had a conversation about sex. They gave me all the usual warnings, but then also told me that I should strive to find someone to 'make love' to. Then they showed me the video....

It was fairly tame actually, standard missionary position and it was kinda grainy being that it was on VHS. No sound either, but my Dad had scored it with some weird fucking pan flutes. Can't say that it's really fucked me up, but I have NO idea why they thought it was a good idea to show it to me.

Your parents showed you a tape of them having sex!?
All righty.
 
Jurassic Park: Gave me my first nightmares (that I can remember) and now I have an irrational fear of Velociraptors (both the George Lucas version and the realistic ones)
 
Watched John Carpenter's The Thing with my 9 year old sister when I was 12 on VHS. To be fair, my parents didn't know what the hell that movie was we rented from BBV.
 

penpenclown

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A Nightmare on Elm St. when I was like 6.

That shit fucked me up so bad for years. I always thought Freddy was gonna get me.

It might be why I'm so interested in horror. But it's also probably why I'm such a paranoid pansy.

Also Jaws when I was 6. I was afraid to take a bath for so long or even use the toilet or sink.
 
Dune*, Fright Night 2, and In the Mouth of Madness come to mind.

*Not only was it incomprehensible to me at the time (I now love it) but those worms were fucking terrifying.
 

Mr-Joker

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My parents were weird hippies. They filmed my conception- they had calculated when my Mom was most fertile and then had unprotected sex.

I found this out when I was a kid, when I first asked my parents the whole 'where do babies come from' question. They told me how sex worked, and explained that they had filmed it.

I thought that was weird, but didn't think much of it. Then when I turned 15 and started dating, my parents sat me down and had a conversation about sex. They gave me all the usual warnings, but then also told me that I should strive to find someone to 'make love' to. Then they showed me the video....

It was fairly tame actually, standard missionary position and it was kinda grainy being that it was on VHS. No sound either, but my Dad had scored it with some weird fucking pan flutes. Can't say that it's really fucked me up, but I have NO idea why they thought it was a good idea to show it to me.

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Erm... wow that's some movie.
 

Lan Dong Mik

And why would I want them?
Goodfellas. I remember clear as day being like 7 walking into the living room and seeing Joe Pesci brutally stabbing the shit out of the guy in the trunk. That shit was terrifying. I cried lol.
 

nasax

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Nightmare on Elm Street. The whole Freddy Kruger getting me in my dreams scared the shit out of me and I had trouble sleeping for a while as a kid.
 

inm8num2

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Arachnophobia - I went from a fearless spider-killing machine to being terrified of them for a short while. :p

Also Robocop - I must have seen that when I was 6 or 7, though that's probably the fault of my older brothers rather than my parents.
 
Now obviously there was no reason for me NOT to watch it, but when I was a kid I had a giant fear of aliens

So you can imagine what Signs did to me
 
The nuclear bomb scene in Terminator 2 scaresd me so bad that i couldnt sleep for days and my dad had to keep reassuring me that those weapons were not used unless last resort.
 

Phreaker

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Jaws - I was six years old. That movie scared the crap out of me and my neighbor would say that Jaws could come up from our pool drain. He also said he had a bionic arm. Damn, kids are dumb and believe anything. :)

edit: oh, someone else who saw Jaws at 6 and was damaged, heh - you and me both!
 

TheBear

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My parents were weird hippies. They filmed my conception- they had calculated when my Mom was most fertile and then had unprotected sex.

I found this out when I was a kid, when I first asked my parents the whole 'where do babies come from' question. They told me how sex worked, and explained that they had filmed it.

I thought that was weird, but didn't think much of it. Then when I turned 15 and started dating, my parents sat me down and had a conversation about sex. They gave me all the usual warnings, but then also told me that I should strive to find someone to 'make love' to. Then they showed me the video....

It was fairly tame actually, standard missionary position and it was kinda grainy being that it was on VHS. No sound either, but my Dad had scored it with some weird fucking pan flutes. Can't say that it's really fucked me up, but I have NO idea why they thought it was a good idea to show it to me.

I was going to say Robocop but this is much, much worse.
 

Ventara

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Chucky - Like, really, wtf? This movie completely horrified me. I was totally scared of one of my sister's dolls that looked like him. Lol, the doll had a "feature" that made its eyes open when it sat up, too.

This one's kinda weird, but Goofy from Disney's The Night Before Christmas scared me a lot, too. I'd be afraid to go to the washroom at night because I thought he'd get me. Mind you, I was 2-4 years then.
 

3bdelilah

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It was fairly tame actually, standard missionary position and it was kinda grainy being that it was on VHS. No sound either, but my Dad had scored it with some weird fucking pan flutes. Can't say that it's really fucked me up, but I have NO idea why they thought it was a good idea to show it to me.
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Thanks for the laugh mate, cheers!
 

Daingurse

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Robocop, Starship Troopers, John Carpenter's The The Thing, Friday. All seen under the age of 10, and that's just the shit I recall.
 

nasax

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My parents were weird hippies. They filmed my conception- they had calculated when my Mom was most fertile and then had unprotected sex.

I found this out when I was a kid, when I first asked my parents the whole 'where do babies come from' question. They told me how sex worked, and explained that they had filmed it.

I thought that was weird, but didn't think much of it. Then when I turned 15 and started dating, my parents sat me down and had a conversation about sex. They gave me all the usual warnings, but then also told me that I should strive to find someone to 'make love' to. Then they showed me the video....

It was fairly tame actually, standard missionary position and it was kinda grainy being that it was on VHS. No sound either, but my Dad had scored it with some weird fucking pan flutes. Can't say that it's really fucked me up, but I have NO idea why they thought it was a good idea to show it to me.

Wtf, the pan flutes part totally cracked me up. Sorry about that.
 
My parents were weird hippies. They filmed my conception- they had calculated when my Mom was most fertile and then had unprotected sex.

I found this out when I was a kid, when I first asked my parents the whole 'where do babies come from' question. They told me how sex worked, and explained that they had filmed it.

I thought that was weird, but didn't think much of it. Then when I turned 15 and started dating, my parents sat me down and had a conversation about sex. They gave me all the usual warnings, but then also told me that I should strive to find someone to 'make love' to. Then they showed me the video....

It was fairly tame actually, standard missionary position and it was kinda grainy being that it was on VHS. No sound either, but my Dad had scored it with some weird fucking pan flutes. Can't say that it's really fucked me up, but I have NO idea why they thought it was a good idea to show it to me.

They want to kill your libido. That's the only reason they wanted you to watch it. It'll gross you out and stop you from having sex.
 

Lazyslob

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my parents let me watch a bunch of violent ass horror movies when i was a kid. they never scared me or anything but its funny my mom would always cover my eyes when it showed knockers or a sex scene. my dad didnt give a shit
 

DonasaurusRex

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Watched John Carpenter's The Thing with my 9 year old sister when I was 12 on VHS. To be fair, my parents didn't know what the hell that movie was we rented from BBV.

God i am so happy i didnt see that movie as a kid, Halloween 1 / 2 had me messed up enough, scared to go down the hall at night.
 
My parents were weird hippies. They filmed my conception- they had calculated when my Mom was most fertile and then had unprotected sex.

I found this out when I was a kid, when I first asked my parents the whole 'where do babies come from' question. They told me how sex worked, and explained that they had filmed it.

I thought that was weird, but didn't think much of it. Then when I turned 15 and started dating, my parents sat me down and had a conversation about sex. They gave me all the usual warnings, but then also told me that I should strive to find someone to 'make love' to. Then they showed me the video....

It was fairly tame actually, standard missionary position and it was kinda grainy being that it was on VHS. No sound either, but my Dad had scored it with some weird fucking pan flutes. Can't say that it's really fucked me up, but I have NO idea why they thought it was a good idea to show it to me.

Well this thread just got interesting...
 
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