Movies your parents shouldn't have let you watch

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rpmurphy

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They probably shouldn't have recorded porn over the VHS tape I was using to record my cartoons. Was probably about 6 at the time.
 

RayMaker

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Ur lucky I didn't post her real form, its scares the shit out of me when I was 7 and it still does
 

Iolo

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The nuclear bomb scene in Terminator 2 scaresd me so bad that i couldnt sleep for days and my dad had to keep reassuring me that those weapons were not used unless last resort.

My parents let me watch Threads as a kid. I hesitate to watch that even as an adult.

Also Sybil. The enema scene left a permanent negative impression.
 

Xero

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throw me in with
robocop
terminator 2
alien
nightmare on elm street
tales of the crypt
elvira mistress of the dark (tame compared to the others, but TONS of sexual references and oh lawd the cleavage)
 

Enduin

No bald cap? Lies!
It's funny I've seen most all of these movie mentioned, most of them at a similar age and none of them really bothered me. Most of them I loved.
 

Anjelus_

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I distinctly remember having nightmares of both Predator and Alien trying to kill me in the same dream when I was 3 or 4 years old.

I was into AvP before it got cool.
 
When I was nine or so...The Ghost and the Darkness. Fucking nightmares about lions and shit.

My parents were weird hippies. They filmed my conception- they had calculated when my Mom was most fertile and then had unprotected sex.

I found this out when I was a kid, when I first asked my parents the whole 'where do babies come from' question. They told me how sex worked, and explained that they had filmed it.

I thought that was weird, but didn't think much of it. Then when I turned 15 and started dating, my parents sat me down and had a conversation about sex. They gave me all the usual warnings, but then also told me that I should strive to find someone to 'make love' to. Then they showed me the video....

It was fairly tame actually, standard missionary position and it was kinda grainy being that it was on VHS. No sound either, but my Dad had scored it with some weird fucking pan flutes. Can't say that it's really fucked me up, but I have NO idea why they thought it was a good idea to show it to me.

...OK never mind I got off easy...
 

JJD

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When I was around 7 or 8 and my sisters 10 and 12 my mom rented Cronenberg's The Fly remake, the original The Hills Have Eyes and The Elephant Man for us to see.

Yeah, my mom had some issues.

Thank you mom! I luv you!!!! :-D
 
I was the youngest of three, six years younger than my older sister, and so I watched basically everything that they watched. I remember watching Unsolved Mysteries when I was like 5 and it basically terrified me... But now I'm not really afraid of anything so maybe that was smart?

Definitely shouldn't have watched the Amittyville Horror movies when I was like 8... Those were pretty fucked up. I was also terrified of Cujo and Pet Cemetary, must have seen them at a similar age. My 12, 13 year old sister was really into horror movies as a teenager and so I'd watch all of them with her. Kujo, however you spell it, made me really sad.
 
Yep, same here. Even worse, I owned this
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What the hell were they thinking? It went straight to the bottom of the toy box and never came out again.

Oh God, my sister used to have this hideous doll. It wasn't ugly but you know how little girls are, ruining the hair, scribbling on the face, taking the clothes. I used to have nightmares all the time about her.
 
Cobra staring Sylvester Stalone. I was five or six at the time.

My parents were weird hippies. They filmed my conception- they had calculated when my Mom was most fertile and then had unprotected sex.

I found this out when I was a kid, when I first asked my parents the whole 'where do babies come from' question. They told me how sex worked, and explained that they had filmed it.

I thought that was weird, but didn't think much of it. Then when I turned 15 and started dating, my parents sat me down and had a conversation about sex. They gave me all the usual warnings, but then also told me that I should strive to find someone to 'make love' to. Then they showed me the video....

It was fairly tame actually, standard missionary position and it was kinda grainy being that it was on VHS. No sound either, but my Dad had scored it with some weird fucking pan flutes. Can't say that it's really fucked me up, but I have NO idea why they thought it was a good idea to show it to me.
Whoomp there it is.
 

isitstill

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This thread just made me realize that my parents let me watch movies that I would never let my kids watch at that young age:

Terminator, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Gate, Hellraiser, Just One of the Guys, Creepshow, Poltergeist, Die Hard, Meatballs, Porky's, Aliens, and lots more.

I saw tons of murder and boobs, I guess.
 

Sou Da

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Robocop, I was six when I watched and when I was 15 I couldn't believe how I managed to forget how violent it was.
 
My parents were weird hippies. They filmed my conception- they had calculated when my Mom was most fertile and then had unprotected sex.

I found this out when I was a kid, when I first asked my parents the whole 'where do babies come from' question. They told me how sex worked, and explained that they had filmed it.

I thought that was weird, but didn't think much of it. Then when I turned 15 and started dating, my parents sat me down and had a conversation about sex. They gave me all the usual warnings, but then also told me that I should strive to find someone to 'make love' to. Then they showed me the video....

It was fairly tame actually, standard missionary position and it was kinda grainy being that it was on VHS. No sound either, but my Dad had scored it with some weird fucking pan flutes. Can't say that it's really fucked me up, but I have NO idea why they thought it was a good idea to show it to me.

This is hilarious and would probably put your parents in prison, today.
 
Before there was cable, there was "ON TV". At 8pm, the local UHF channel would scramble and if you had the decoder box, you could watch that evenings programming. So it was one evening that I watched a film called Midnight Express.

A couple of hours later, I knew more about drug smuggling and Turkish prisons than any eight year old boy should ever know.....
 

-tetsuo-

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My parents were weird hippies. They filmed my conception- they had calculated when my Mom was most fertile and then had unprotected sex.

I found this out when I was a kid, when I first asked my parents the whole 'where do babies come from' question. They told me how sex worked, and explained that they had filmed it.

I thought that was weird, but didn't think much of it. Then when I turned 15 and started dating, my parents sat me down and had a conversation about sex. They gave me all the usual warnings, but then also told me that I should strive to find someone to 'make love' to. Then they showed me the video....

It was fairly tame actually, standard missionary position and it was kinda grainy being that it was on VHS. No sound either, but my Dad had scored it with some weird fucking pan flutes. Can't say that it's really fucked me up, but I have NO idea why they thought it was a good idea to show it to me.

This is the best thing I have ever read.
 
I remember going to watch many horror movies and such with my dad as a kid, and him at times having to convince the cinema workers that I could handle it. I could, for the most part, but fucking hell IT was too much for me at the time.

My parents were weird hippies. They filmed my conception- they had calculated when my Mom was most fertile and then had unprotected sex.

I found this out when I was a kid, when I first asked my parents the whole 'where do babies come from' question. They told me how sex worked, and explained that they had filmed it.

I thought that was weird, but didn't think much of it. Then when I turned 15 and started dating, my parents sat me down and had a conversation about sex. They gave me all the usual warnings, but then also told me that I should strive to find someone to 'make love' to. Then they showed me the video....

It was fairly tame actually, standard missionary position and it was kinda grainy being that it was on VHS. No sound either, but my Dad had scored it with some weird fucking pan flutes. Can't say that it's really fucked me up, but I have NO idea why they thought it was a good idea to show it to me.

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Watched John Carpenter's The Thing with my 9 year old sister when I was 12 on VHS. To be fair, my parents didn't know what the hell that movie was we rented from BBV.

I kept sneaking out of my bedroom to try and watch that but they wouldn't let me. Seeing it later I think they made the right call.

(I though about posting the spiderhead gif here but I didn't want to freak someone out.)
 

Despera

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My father once asked me what movie to buy on his way home. I told him what about that Robin Williams film featuring these green blobby things... I couldn't remember the name and told him it sounded like blubber or blobber or something similar.

He came home with a movie called The Blob. I watched it at night with my sisters... That shit DID NOT feature Robin Williams and I was 9 yo :(

Loved the film actually more than Flubber which I saw later :p
 

Darren870

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Movies: Child's play(chucky)

Oh God, my sister used to have this hideous doll. It wasn't ugly but you know how little girls are, ruining the hair, scribbling on the face, taking the clothes. I used to have nightmares all the time about her.


Yep. This so much. I was 4 or 5 when I saw it. My mom says I never watched it, but I remember sitting on the couch with them and peeping through the blanket.

Someone from my dads office bought me a My Buddy Doll. I screamed with horror when I came home with my friend finding it sitting in my room. We popped open the window, took out the screen and threw it out onto the driveway. Then we went downstairs and buried it behind a rock.

My mom told my dad to take it away and toss it. My dad brought it back to his office to either return it or give it back to the person. Not sure why because it was pretty dirty and probably ruined. Anyways, one day I came to visit my dad at work and there it was sitting in his office on the couch. I cried and cried and cried. He didn't get around to getting rid of it and it sat there. I hated that thing. So yea mom...never saw that movie, huh?

Funnily, I was telling this story to my gf the other day. We had just watched The Conjuring and were talking about which movie scared us the most. I said Childs Play simply because of the impact it had on me as a kid. Plus being terrified of that doll. Five minutes later Child Play came on TV. Haha what a strange coincidence!

But yea, my parents were never strict with movies and I would watch everything they did. I think it was just the fact there was a doll that really bothered me, otherwise I would have forgotten about it.
 

Currygan

at last, for christ's sake
The Exorcist

watching it at home, alone, at night, at 9 wasn't probably the best idea. They would have kicked my ass, and with good reason, if found out
 

Mahonay

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Ur lucky I didn't post her real form, its scares the shit out of me when I was 7 and it still does
Yep. Nightmares. I remember crying from being so freaked out while watching this with my parents on VHS when I was like 5 or 6. I'd close my eyes and just see her face.
 

Phreaker

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Before there was cable, there was "ON TV". At 8pm, the local UHF channel would scramble and if you had the decoder box, you could watch that evenings programming. So it was one evening that I watched a film called Midnight Express.

A couple of hours later, I knew more about drug smuggling and Turkish prisons than any eight year old boy should ever know.....

Wow, my parents had ON TV and later Select TV. ha. I remember them watching The Exorcist on On with our neighbors, but they made us kids stay upstairs, thank goodness!
 

Saganator

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Born in '84, I was allowed to watch pretty much anything. One of the first movies I remember seeing in a theater is Total Recall when I was 6. Vaguely remember my mom renting Silence of the Lambs and watching it with her. Use to watch Tales from the Crypt and Poltergeist on cable a lot. Went to the movies with my sister once, she was supposed to take us to see something like The Sandlot but took me to Candyman instead. None of these movies seemed to have an effect on me.
 

quesalupa

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Tommy when i was like 9. Mostly because my mom freaked out when I told her I watched it at my dad's. The movie kinda fucked with my head too though
 
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