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[Mineshaft_Gap]

Yo, homies. Feel me on this. Regular cheetos are for safe moist as dudes.

Flamin' Hot Cheetos? Not even a contest. I might have been born a lady but these things put hair on my balls. They gave me an extra chromosome and made me grow balls and made me grow hair on my newly formed balls.

why do regular non-flamin' hot varieties of food still exist? why does it look like I have blood in my stool? these things will be forever a mystery.

what's not a mystery? flamin' hot cheetos being the cheeto master race.

 

[OricWindstar]

I've only recently had my first fast of the flaming' hots; it was a life changer. I had been a pussy all my life and not known it.

 

[jyoung188]

Flamin' Hot Limon is where it's at.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

we were all pussies once. it's okay bor. come here.

 

[JMDSO]

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Flaming Hot Cheetos are definitely amazing.

 

[Pelydr]

Why would you leave out jalapeno? That is clearly the best.

 

[Moppet13]

Is this one of those threads where you tell the OP to see a doctor?

 

[abstract alien]

I knew there was a reason I liked you. Saw these in Vega. Regular Flames are better.

 

[MIMIC]

On a related note....FloridaGAF: Do Flamin Hot Lays exist in this state? I went to seven stores (Target, Wal-mart, 7-11, Walgreens, etc.) and no one had any. I had to ask my mom to mail me some. :-/

 

[Zombine]

I never understood why people pretend these things are like shoving a ghost pepper up your ass and lighting your tongue on fire. They just taste good. They aren't hot at all.

 

[Casimir]

The Flamin' Hot Cheetos taste awful and aren't hot. At least the 'boring' cheetos are unique.

 

[Daingurse]

Flamin Hots taste terrible to me.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Still on my hajj for Flamin' Hot Funyuns.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

Flamin Hots taste terrible to me.

The Flamin' Hot Cheetos taste awful and aren't hot. At least the 'boring' cheetos are unique.

Räumen den Bereich sofort .

 

[OricWindstar]

I knew there was a reason I liked you. Saw these in Vega. Regular Flames are better.

Jesus, I don't even want to think about the next trip to the bathroom after these.

 

[dsp]

I'm pissed that I can't find the non "crunchy" kind. They have way better flavor. By far my favorite snack, but I haven't found a bag in 7 years.

The ones on the right are what I'm talkin' about.

 

[Greenzxy]

Hmmm, oh yea, flaming hot Cheetoos! Loaded with free MSG :d.

 

[JMDSO]

Hmmm, oh yea, flaming hot Cheetoos! Loaded with free MSG :d.

Msg stands for Makes Stuff Good. Mmm... Msg

 

[Parallax]

they need to bring back amazin cajun cheetos. those were fantastic

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Hot Cheetos and lemon juice/salt. I call it Mexican cereal.

 

[quesalupa]

I'm pissed that I can't find the non "crunchy" kind. They have way better flavor. By far my favorite snack, but I haven't found a bag in 7 years.

The ones on the right are what I'm talkin' about.

Bro today I was dying for some crunchy and those hot fries were all I could find.

Hot Cheetos and lemon juice/salt. I call it Mexican cereal.

This guy knows how to live.

 

[Persona7]

I've already moved on to the xxtra flaming hot cheetos in the black bag.


so good

 

[Thing on a Spring]

I miss flamin' hots so much. Curse this country full of pussies.

 

[NotDreamcast]

Flamin' Hot Limon is where it's at.

Truth.

 

[BocoDragon]

Cheezies are so much better than both and demonstrates the innate superiority of Canada.

 

[Heysoos]

Best ever. Love Takis too. The purple bag.

 

[Booshka]

cheetos have been gross forever, they are like middle school tier food.

 

[OfWhiteSkinOnRedLeather]

Fuck Cheetos. Andy Capp Hot Fries are better.

 

[Mr.Swag]

I thought this thread was gonna be about booty

 

[SimpleGamer]

Flamin hot puffs is where it's at!

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Interesting thing about Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

They taste exactly the same as Picante Beef flavored Top Ramen.

 

[akira28]

I'm sorry. I came here to curse at the OP. But then I see that it's Mineshaft, and it just doesn't feel right.

I will just say that regular boring ass cheetos can be a comfort food in a way. Good ol, reliable, cheese fingers.

 

[cluxdeluxe]

z

 

[Mihael Mello Keehl]

Put some con queso on them flamin hots and you will be eating food by gods

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

I'm sorry. I came here to curse at the OP. But then I see that it's Mineshaft, and it just doesn't feel right.

I will just say that regular boring ass cheetos can be a comfort food in a way. Good ol, reliable, cheese fingers.

Why wouldn't it feel right? Come at me bro. With your inferior orange fingers.

Interesting thing about Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

They taste exactly the same as Picante Beef flavored Top Ramen.

I was smiling watching Reno 911 clips and then I saw this post and my face turned stone cold serious.

I'm not lying. BRB store

 

[Loofy]

Flamin hot doesnt really taste like anything except hot. Jalepeno is the perfect medium.

 

[akira28]

Why wouldn't it feel right? Come at me bro. With your inferior orange fingers.

Don't test me, cuz I will.

Spoiler

With your flamin' hot breath

 

[MrToughPants]

Jalapeno are the best.

 

[Nealand Liquor]

I might have been born a lady but these things put hair on my balls. They gave me an extra chromosome and made me grow balls and made me grow hair on my newly formed balls.

Lol you are now my favorite user for this

 

[PsychBat!]

Screw Cheetos and any similar brand, it's cardboard/plastic (I'm willing to bet I'm wrong on this). Fritos are the best.

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

I haven't had any of this in years. I guess I will have to pick some up the next time I go to the grocery store.

 

[Persona7]

Fuck Cheetos. Andy Capp Hot Fries are better.

hot fries are ok but not better than hot cheetos

 

[Surface of Me]

OP is a liar.


Regular Cheetos 4 lyfe.

 

[ZeroRay]

Flamin hot fries are da bess

 

[InsaneZero]

Why limit yourself to just Cheetos? Flamin' Hot makes everything better, including Doritos and Lay's.

 

[v1lla21]

Flamin' Hot Limon is where it's at.

Eyy!

Hot Cheetos aren't really spicy. Not even the exxtra spicy variety. Maybe it's because I'm Latino and my mom cooks spicy and makes some mean salsas, but my turd cutter don't burn with hot cheetos.

Flamin hot fries are da bess

Yeah, these are my favorite.

 

[abstract alien]

Flame Hots - Pulse in food processor until crumbed.
Flour - add salt, pepper, paprika, cayenne, onion powder, and garlic powder.

Mix the two above to create Flamin' Flour

Chicken thighs and wings - coated in above mixture

Deep fry for your pathway to Heaven.

 

[Persona7]

Flame Hots - Pulse in food processor until crumbed.
Flour - add salt, pepper, paprika, cayenne, onion powder, and garlic powder.

Mix the two above to create Flamin' Flour

Chicken thighs and wings - coated in above mixture

Deep fry for your pathway to Heaven.

i do this mixed with panko bread crumbs and dry some chicken strips

so good

edit : i mean with the spices and chilis, not hot cheetos lol


fuck it tomorrow i am buying TWO BAGS of xxtra flaming hot cheetos

i will eat them both

 

[abstract alien]

i do this mixed with panko bread crumbs and dry some chicken strips

so good

edit : i mean with the spices and chilis, not hot cheetos lol


fuck it tomorrow i am buying TWO BAGS of xxtra flaming hot cheetos

i will eat them both

I love you, please don't do this. The pain afterward won't be worth the pleasure lol