Let's talk about the objective superiority of "Flamin' Hot" vs. "Regular boring ass"

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Flame Hots - Pulse in food processor until crumbed.
Flour - add salt, pepper, paprika, cayenne, onion powder, and garlic powder.

Mix the two above to create Flamin' Flour

Chicken thighs and wings - coated in above mixture

Deep fry for your pathway to Heaven.
My mind. It's full of something I I think might be fuck.
 
I'm with you.

The only food worth digesting is the extra spicy kind.
Regular ass is an affront to God and our snack industries.

Of course on GAF we got an inordinate amount of weak-sauce humans who can't handle anything but extra mild foodstuffs - please disregard their opinions.
 
Flamin' Hot Cheetos have sweet taste that doesn't sit well with me. I like the Jalapeno flavored Cheetos.
 
I'm with you.

The only food worth digesting is the extra spicy kind.
Regular ass is an affront to God and our snack industries.

Of course on GAF we got an inordinate amount of weak-sauce humans who can't handle anything but extra mild foodstuffs - please disregard their opinions.

I tried some safe milk as cheetos immediately after some flaming hots and my head almost caved from the lack of flavor.

It's true. I love those flamers inside my mouth. They're a little painful at the other end but worth it.
 
I used to be like op in that I was a huge Flaming Hot Cheetos fanboy (I still love them), but then I had a bag of Great Value Spicy Chile Lime Rolled Corn Chips.

Yes, it's a generic brand but they beat the crap out of any other chips I've ever had, even name brand ones that are spicy lime.

I knew there was a reason I liked you. Saw these in Vega. Regular Flames are better.
Yeah. Surprisingly mild for something advertised as extra hot.
 
Avocado Salad Cheetos - I bet these would be awesome mixed with a bag of the jalapeno ones.
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Cheese Burger Cheetos - They have to be good, right?

Mentai Mayo Cheetos - No idea.

Edit: Strawberry!
 
I expected a thread about salsa, or hot wings, or even spicy chicken. Cheetos? How about we get some real spicy food up in here?

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Spicy Mac and Cheese. Best thing ever.

I will agree with you on the fact that spicy is always better.
 
I expected a thread about salsa, or hot wings, or even spicy chicken. Cheetos? How about we get some real spicy food up in here?

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Spicy Mac and Cheese. Best thing ever.

I will agree with you on the fact that spicy is always better.
Got it. Grind Cheetos, mix with bread crumbs, sprinkle on mac and cheese. Pour melted butter over it, then bake until it forms a crust. Take out the oven and grub.

Thanks.
 
I'm pissed that I can't find the non "crunchy" kind. They have way better flavor. By far my favorite snack, but I haven't found a bag in 7 years.

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The ones on the right are what I'm talkin' about.

I think it is hilarious you distinguish the two by the fact the Fries do not say crunchy. Eating fries now, so good.
 
I'm pissed that I can't find the non "crunchy" kind. They have way better flavor. By far my favorite snack, but I haven't found a bag in 7 years.

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The ones on the right are what I'm talkin' about.

Wow, there's no shortage of the them where I live.
 
Flaming hot Cheetos leave a metallic aftertaste in my mouth. I go with other brands when I want my spicy fix, like Kettle Brand jalapeno.
 
Flame Hots - Pulse in food processor until crumbed.
Flour - add salt, pepper, paprika, cayenne, onion powder, and garlic powder.

Mix the two above to create Flamin' Flour

Chicken thighs and wings - coated in above mixture

Deep fry for your pathway to Heaven.

Well, I like to be a man of my word so...



Heaven is pretty tasty. I'll make a dipping sauce with some funyuns or something next time.
 
I like the Flamin' Hot version, but damn if they didn't spend most of the R&D budget for that flavor on how to make the greasy colored dust even more clingy and stainy.
 
Flamin' hot cheetos are a big guilty pleasure....but horse detective won't kiss me, let alone be around me, if I eat them.

Same with pickles ;_____;
 
I like the Flamin' Hot version, but damn if they didn't spend most of the R&D budget for that flavor on how to make the greasy colored dust even more clingy and stainy.
It's like paint chips were added to the mix to spruce up thiae red stains you end with in which ever fingers the things encompass lol

And don't star wiping your hands off on your clothes.
 
I always hate flaming hot flavors. I remember as a teenager everyone loved that shit and I would always get disappointed whenever I'd go to a friend's house and it was all he had.
 
I always get the fries, or the non crunchy kind as someone on here referred them.. I think they are a little healthier lol
 
This looks fucking divine.
It really is honestly very good. I put the Cheetos in the food processor before mixing them into the seasoned flour so they coated the chicken very nicely. It had a great crunch and flavor to it, and it gave it a nice red tint as well.

I'd definitely do it again :-)

oh yeah

i got through about one bag before the intense stomach pain

it was worth it
No regrets. I like your style.
 
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