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After laughing my ass off at this thread the other day.... http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=919165 ......I began to wonder. Do females do it too? Has anyone ever caught one? What type of poke' ball did you use? (bonus points for catching a hot chick at that) Does this even exist in real life? Did the cow REALLY jump over the moon?

GAF, bless us with your stories

EDIT: Apparently some folks don't know how to read. I know females masterbate. I'm asking if anyone has ever CAUGHT one in similar fashion to US MALES masterbating and any accompanying stories to share. Jesus.

OH, and I don't mean family members.

 

[darthbob]

 

[WJD]

This is creepy.

 

[plasmawave]

I happens a lot in porn so it must be true.

 

[Arkanius]

Women masturbate to porn as well

 

[Ravek]

This thread might go to weird places.

Might sub.

 

[Sai-kun]

i thought you had to be over 13 to post on GAF?

 

[Dr_Boris_Goltz]

Why do I have the feeling you had your dick out when typing this post up?

 

[EviLore]

Have you encountered one of these females in person

 

[Blusby]

This isn't the way.

 

[alatif113]

Females don't poop or fart and you expect them to masterbate? What kind of fantasy world do you live in?

 

[PetriP-TNT]

Umm, excuse me OP, but fine ladies don't masterbate.

 

["D"]

Are you really asking if women masturbate to porn? Really?

No silly. I'm asking has anyone been lucky enough to catch one in the act, watching porn like us males have unfortunately been caught doing. Please read the post better

 

[Kitsunebaby]

Are you asking if we masturbate? We do. A lot.

 

[Lulubop]

Those females they sure are crazy, huh?

 

[PirateKing]

What's a female

 

[Kraftwerk]

Jesus

FUCKING

Christ

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Getting busted using their vibrator is the girl version of whackin it to porn

 

["D"]

Have you encountered one of these females in person

None that would admit it lol...just like peeing/taking a crap

 

[Keyouta]

Females don't use the internet though, right?

 

[sfedai0]

OP want to read some erotica literature.

 

[PhantomHound]

I caught my sister reading 50 shades of grey

 

[Hot Coldman]

you seem way too excited about this OP

 

[N.Domixis]

lol how can girls masturbate when they don't have a penis?

 

[Brakke]

c'mon GAF. not like this.

 

[dallow_bg]

you seem way too excited about this OP

Yeah. Post was real creepy.

 

[akira28]

namequote
avatarquote

 

[daviyoung]

[QUOTE="D";135988297]What type of poke' ball did you use? (bonus points for catching a hot chick at that)[/QUOTE]

lol

 

[KefkaPalazzo]

I caught my sister reading 50 shades of grey

That must be kinda tricky using one hand to read a book.

 

[Konka]

[QUOTE="D";135988642]No silly. I'm asking has anyone been lucky enough to catch one in the act, watching porn like us males have unfortunately been caught doing. Please read the post better[/QUOTE]

This reads kinda creepy...

[QUOTE="D";135988768]None that would admit it lol...just like peeing/taking a crap[/QUOTE]

 

[Zombine]

you seem way too excited about this OP

 

[PS3GamerKyle]

lol

i'm in that weird part of GAF, and it's only midday

 

[FluxWaveZ]

Oh boy.

 

[PhantomHound]

That must be kinda tricky using one hand to read a book.

Kindle

 

[daviyoung]

OP just likes to watch

 

[Strax]

[QUOTE="D";135988642]No silly. I'm asking has anyone been lucky enough to catch one in the act, watching porn like us males have unfortunately been caught doing. Please read the post better[/QUOTE]

Yeah it's really lucky catching your younger sister rubbing it while watching porn.

wtf op

 

[Zaraki_Kenpachi]

Yeah. Post was real creepy.

Glad I wasn't the only one getting that vibe.

 

[Arcteryx]

obligatory

 

[darthbob]

[QUOTE="D";135988642]No silly. I'm asking has anyone been lucky enough to catch one in the act, watching porn like us males have unfortunately been caught doing. Please read the post better[/QUOTE]

This is a creep topic.

 

["D"]

LOL

 

[depths20XX]

What a stupid/creepy thread. Yes, women can be caught masturbating just like anyone else on the planet.

 

[PeskyToaster]

I think it would be just as awkward and not hot like a porn scenerio

 

[PhantomHound]

OP can't believe his masturbating sister is this cute

 

["D"]

Yeah it's really lucky catching your younger sister rubbing it while watching porn.

wtf op

C'mon man, I wouldn't expect anyone to include their family, but I'll clarify that in the post

 

[Bo Knows GAF]

[QUOTE="D";135988642]No silly. I'm asking has anyone been lucky enough to catch one in the act, watching porn like us males have unfortunately been caught doing. Please read the post better[/QUOTE]

Lol wtf?

 

[enzo_gt]

Jesus

FUCKING

Christ

i'd masturbate to that

 

[Corpsepyre]

I've been on a hunt for catching a girl masturbate to porn for a while now. Will update here when I hit my luck.

 

[Currygan]

 

[neorej]

Impossible, men rub one out on a whim, women plan that shit. Light candles, put on some romantic tunes, put on some nice clothes, get some potpourri on, then carefully select the movie, get those scented oils ready, and finally carefully lock the door.

 

[terrisus]

No women masterbate.
I personally guarantee it.

Also, no men masterbate.
You can be certain of that as well.

Spoiler

"Masturbate"