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[Spinosaurus]

NOW I KNOW WHAT TOAST FEELS LIKE

 

[TheOGB]

Holy shit, this is some classic Tails torture right here XD

 

[Kouriozan]

Tails can't die.

 

[Metaroo]

I'm enjoying this way too much.

How.

How did anyone at Sega think this was a good idea.

I just don't understand.

 

[SuicidalSteve]

Working on it....*stays still*

 

[Mariner]

"Everything in here is on fire"

Nothing is on fire.

LOL I was thinking the same thing. WHAT DOES HE SEE?!?

 

[Gentleman Jack]

Hahahaha holy shit he's just letting Tails get murdered over and over again in a death chamber.

I love this game.

 

[stan423321]

So they just kicked Shadow into some alternative time line? Ok game.

Spoiler

He's back in the ending with a throwaway line.

 

[Chris R]

I need a youtube of this to watch later tonight

 

[greycolumbus]

Sonic says Zip Wire but text says Zip Line

 

[MrDaravon]

Toast doesn't have feelings.

 

[hydruxo]

The voice acting lmao. Amazing.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

they just keep repeating the same five lines...#icant

 

[Kouriozan]

You know what they say, all toaster toast toast.

- Hotel Mario

 

[ec0ec0]

First, huge thanks to Corgi for making this thread. I cried after the game crashed

And bye everyone, have fun

 

[SuicidalSteve]

Toast

 

[Art Teitlebaum]

Now this is nearly unbearable shitty. Imagine that you could have paid full price for this abyss.

 

[Crayolan]

You know what they say....

Spoiler

shut the fuck up Tails.

Edit: Goddamnit Kouriozan

 

[Icyflamez96]

LOL @ "#NOTALLTOASTERS"

 

[davivascaino]

sonic is dead, just sell the franchise to nintendo

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Tails...why the fuck didn't you just fly away...

 

[Drkirby]

So, how long until the game is $5?

 

[Fandangox]

This must take place in the same canon as Tails gets trolled.

 

[Puruzi]

This must take place in the same canon as Tails gets trolled.

LOL

 

[Drkirby]

I take it you simply can't get game over?

Also, is the guy playing trying to do something, or just messing around now?

 

[DoctorFling]

The fact that you're able to skip the game looks like it's best feature.

 

[Kirye]

So, how long until the game is $5?

I dunno, that still sounds too rich for my blood.

This game just looks god awful, can no one make a good Sonic game?

 

[213372bu]

*Buddybot kills himself*

Sonic : "Buddybot knows exactly what he's doing."

I dunno, that still sounds too rich for my blood.

This game just looks god awful, can no one make a good Sonic game?

Apparently the team that made Sonic Generations hasn't made a game since.

 

[SuicidalSteve]

Sonic best place is to go down...ummmmmmmm

 

[Crayolan]

"I think the best path is to go down" he says while standing over a bottomless pit.

 

[Azure J]

These endless pits in industrial areas remind me of Banjo-Tooie.

 

[Art Teitlebaum]

Indeed. That did not qualify as humorous.

 

[Kouriozan]

"That makes sense"

WTF :lol

 

[213372bu]

Sonic:"Did you get it?"

Tails:"I got it, and it didn't classify as humorous."

This game is so goddamn meta.

 

[SuicidalSteve]

Whoa cool. Time for some fun

 

[MrDaravon]

Hard working men and women came home late to their families because they were working on this game, which is actually really depressing.

 

[Kouriozan]

That writing and story is Oscar worthy.

 

[RumblingRosco]

Hard working men and women came home late to their families because they were working on this game, which is actually really depressing.

I wonder if they'd be better off just leaving a blank on their résumé instead of saying they were a part of this thing.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

they can't be serious with this man

 

[Deleted member 74300]

YESSS LOL

 

[Kouriozan]

Afoni in the chat?!

 

[thebeeks]

*alarm goes off*
"Sonic, we must have triggered an alarm!"
*robot shows up*
"The robots must be aware of our presence!"

I feel like I'm reading a comic book from the 60s.

 

[MrDaravon]

"lasers are never a desired outcome" is actually a pretty good line.

 

[Fatal Futanari]

LOL im dying here! I actually want this game now....sub $20

 

[Mariner]

"You need a reboot!"

No Tails, YOU need a reboot.

 

[BertramCooper]

"Sonic, let's state very obvious things very loudly!"

 

[BY2K]

"Those are trash compactors, I say let's throw a few of these..." *Squish*

 

[Mariner]

Well that trash compactor bit just killed me.

 

[BY2K]

"The TOUGHER they are, the harder they fall"!?

They can't even get quotes right!

 

[ieptbarakat]

For some reason Sonic's personality and voice acting in this game feels like Charlie Sheen.