RIP Fountain of Dreams music. 
I killed a Jigglypuff's final stock with a Lucina shield breaker yesterday for the instant top-of-screen kill. That was my high point besides this story: After the frustrating early attempts, I finally found someone in For Glory that seemed to have practically lag-free matches. I played with a GameCube controller and my monitor on "Standard" instead of "Gaming" mode though I still don't know if that's placebo.
We played for 3 hours straight.
I was doing an experiment starting with Mario and going through the roster in order. Most people would quit after a few matches, or stay with someone annoying like Toon Link using arrow spam. This person actually stayed. After I went through 12 or so fighters, we both ended up with Link, the first mirror match of the night. I wasn't sure if this was coincidence or if they had actually noticed what I was doing. Next match, Zelda. Every match after that was a mirror match in order (aside from one test match where I figured out how to ACTUALLY use Villager's Up+B, due to killing myself not holding B in before). I don't think we ever picked the same costume on any fighter. We would start almost every match by taunting a couple of times, then fighting.
We had Dark Samus vs. Light Samus on the omega Luigi's Mansion roof with Tetris music playing. It was dramatic. We both simultaneously killed ourselves with fast down+B's off the stage because we were presumably noobs to some fighter (I think Sheik or ZSS).
I sucked with some fighters, and overall they were several kills ahead of me, but I would still win some. We seemed very evenly matched occasionally, like ROB vs. ROB going to within 5 seconds of sudden death (we never got to sudden death at all) with 100+ percent on both of us. I believe there was at least one other match like that with very high percentage on the last stock.
Even odder, they apparently had everyone I did past Link, but we were both missing Duck Hunt. I don't know if they had Game & Watch, the other fighter I didn't have. Of course after playing all those matches I did two versus matches offline and got the remaining fighters.
After 3 hours of playing, we finished Sonic vs. Sonic, and they disconnected. I finally figured out that Nintendo lets you see people you have played with now, so I added them. Even if they don't add me back, it was a fun night and a small boost to faith in humanity. And, apparently it's possible to play with very little lag for me after all, so that's encouraging.

I killed a Jigglypuff's final stock with a Lucina shield breaker yesterday for the instant top-of-screen kill. That was my high point besides this story: After the frustrating early attempts, I finally found someone in For Glory that seemed to have practically lag-free matches. I played with a GameCube controller and my monitor on "Standard" instead of "Gaming" mode though I still don't know if that's placebo.
We played for 3 hours straight.
I was doing an experiment starting with Mario and going through the roster in order. Most people would quit after a few matches, or stay with someone annoying like Toon Link using arrow spam. This person actually stayed. After I went through 12 or so fighters, we both ended up with Link, the first mirror match of the night. I wasn't sure if this was coincidence or if they had actually noticed what I was doing. Next match, Zelda. Every match after that was a mirror match in order (aside from one test match where I figured out how to ACTUALLY use Villager's Up+B, due to killing myself not holding B in before). I don't think we ever picked the same costume on any fighter. We would start almost every match by taunting a couple of times, then fighting.
We had Dark Samus vs. Light Samus on the omega Luigi's Mansion roof with Tetris music playing. It was dramatic. We both simultaneously killed ourselves with fast down+B's off the stage because we were presumably noobs to some fighter (I think Sheik or ZSS).
I sucked with some fighters, and overall they were several kills ahead of me, but I would still win some. We seemed very evenly matched occasionally, like ROB vs. ROB going to within 5 seconds of sudden death (we never got to sudden death at all) with 100+ percent on both of us. I believe there was at least one other match like that with very high percentage on the last stock.
Even odder, they apparently had everyone I did past Link, but we were both missing Duck Hunt. I don't know if they had Game & Watch, the other fighter I didn't have. Of course after playing all those matches I did two versus matches offline and got the remaining fighters.
After 3 hours of playing, we finished Sonic vs. Sonic, and they disconnected. I finally figured out that Nintendo lets you see people you have played with now, so I added them. Even if they don't add me back, it was a fun night and a small boost to faith in humanity. And, apparently it's possible to play with very little lag for me after all, so that's encouraging.