Try reading this a little faster, it's more of a rap:
The times has come and so have we
for all of this playstation activity,
I surely know how and soon you will to,
for this is the coolest thing I could do;
create a little poem for all of you
This is time to be hype not to dislike,
this is the time to get on your bike;
to go to Vegas baby that is key
even though that may be a little gutsy;
I don't care and you shouldn't either,
so how about you haters take a little breather;
now I don't know about you,
I really hope this event ain't poo,
but then i just remember some of the things
that will be shown and i think "Those at sony are kings"
I know what you guys want and i can't wait,
to see the people running with such a happy gait;
the hype train will crash and burn
but not for the reason you may think,
I will be sitting watching sipping a drink,
in happiness as all of you guys think,
"Wow, Edge doesn't stink!"
I see you Bish there over in the corner,
wanting to be oh such a scorner;
but I secretly know you are hella hyped,
and after the event your butt will have to be wiped,
from all the excitement running through your body
it's a comin so you're not gonna wanna get gaudy
That's all I have for you today,
but wait i have to say;
I hear something coming what can it be,
oh my god there it is I can't believe what I see;
it can't be but it is, is this actually a dream,
no way this is real life, wow what a scheme;
this is truly fantastic and you shall see,
that this one thing is worth a pee,
all I know is that the beast known as Playstation is finally set free.
This is god awful guys....sorry.....