Gematsu: Sony to hold Playstation Experience event in December

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What if a trailer starts with a black screen, this music starts to play and then "FINAL FANtASY 7" appears.

Do you think the internet would go crazy?


reality:

"come on, move on. where are the games? can't believe i'm staying up for this shit. they hyped this up? i don't wanna see this dev studio bring on naughty dog already! boooring. ugh indie games where are the real games? yeah yeah yeah we know so show us the games already! wow we only have 30 mins left let's go surprise me leave me shook! wtf that was it? i hope xbone sells more this december so sony won't be giving us shit like this. wow sony has become complacent!"
 
Soooo...
It's a giant small project with cars, monsters in karts, dudes with masks that kill each other brutally and top down.

Did I get that correct?

YO!

It, as in the megaton being teased the last couple days? Seems no. That seems to be some other smaller game.
 
reality:

"come on, move on. where are the games? can't believe i'm staying up for this shit. they hyped this up? i don't wanna see this dev studio bring on naughty dog already! boooring. ugh indie games where are the real games? yeah yeah yeah we know so show us the games already! wow we only have 30 mins left let's go surprise me leave me shook! wtf that was it? i hope xbone sells more this december so sony won't be giving us shit like this. wow sony has become complacent!"

Sony just shot themselves in the foot.
 
reality:

"come on, move on. where are the games? can't believe i'm staying up for this shit. they hyped this up? i don't wanna see this dev studio bring on naughty dog already! boooring. ugh indie games where are the real games? yeah yeah yeah we know so show us the games already! wow we only have 30 mins left let's go surprise me leave me shook! wtf that was it? i hope xbone sells more this december so sony won't be giving us shit like this. wow sony has become complacent!"

I think it will go like:

''Damn, it sure feels great to be entering another plane of existence from the sheer magnitude of the announcements at PSX. My euphoric leg spinning will not stop. I feel like I'm flying through space - oh, hey, Matthew.''
 
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reality:

"come on, move on. where are the games? can't believe i'm staying up for this shit. they hyped this up? i don't wanna see this dev studio bring on naughty dog already! boooring. ugh indie games where are the real games? yeah yeah yeah we know so show us the games already! wow we only have 30 mins left let's go surprise me leave me shook! wtf that was it? i hope xbone sells more this december so sony won't be giving us shit like this. wow sony has become complacent!"

lol. You just described the E3 conference cycle of every year.
 
reality:

"come on, move on. where are the games? can't believe i'm staying up for this shit. they hyped this up? i don't wanna see this dev studio bring on naughty dog already! boooring. ugh indie games where are the real games? yeah yeah yeah we know so show us the games already! wow we only have 30 mins left let's go surprise me leave me shook! wtf that was it? i hope xbone sells more this december so sony won't be giving us shit like this. wow sony has become complacent!"
You win. This is so true. No matter what they show.
 
I love this. This should be a tag for you.

Thanks. I wouldn't mind it. =P

Answer me this. It's time for ME to ask questions around here. What do you want from this event? What will make you not disappointed?

Just give me something surprising and cool, preferably something that really says this is PlayStation's 20th anniversary, whatever that may be.

A Final Fantasy VII remake and The Last Guardian would satisfy me.
 
reality:

"come on, move on. where are the games? can't believe i'm staying up for this shit. they hyped this up? i don't wanna see this dev studio bring on naughty dog already! boooring. ugh indie games where are the real games? yeah yeah yeah we know so show us the games already! wow we only have 30 mins left let's go surprise me leave me shook! wtf that was it? i hope xbone sells more this december so sony won't be giving us shit like this. wow sony has become complacent!"

Precisely.
 
reality:

"come on, move on. where are the games? can't believe i'm staying up for this shit. they hyped this up? i don't wanna see this dev studio bring on naughty dog already! boooring. ugh indie games where are the real games? yeah yeah yeah we know so show us the games already! wow we only have 30 mins left let's go surprise me leave me shook! wtf that was it? i hope xbone sells more this december so sony won't be giving us shit like this. wow sony has become complacent!"

They deserve to be burned on the hype they put on themselves. Only thing on Sony is they are trolls.
 
A little reminder for Andrew House and Shawn Layden:

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YASSSSS!!!!
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This thread is almost 2 months old and it had the most views yesterday?

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SonyGAF confirmed.

Why you ask?

I suspect NeoGaf will be as follows this weekend:

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Out of excitement? Maybe. Out of disappointment and rage? Maybe.

Worthy, that was great, and this should be your reaction to anyone telling you otherwise.

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YESSS!!!!

Even the E3 wasnt hyped like this Event....What are we doing.

You are the only Juan.

You'll shit with your mouth open

I've done this before.
I really haven't...
 
Answer me this. It's time for ME to ask questions around here. What do you want from this event? What will make you not disappointed?

That's easy for this

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To make the doubters eat

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Might sound awful but I believe if this game is great the internet and IGN will have a conniption fit.
 
What we'll see on Friday night, remains a mystery
And while some doth hype it up, the rest don't share their glee
Saturday too let's not forget, could offer bombs aplenty
Momentous times demand fanfare, as Playstation turns twenty

On NeoGAF the posters post, "What is the megaton!?"
Amidst the hubbub and the mess, the lurkers watch the fun
The mods look down upon them all, and keep the place in line
Behind the scenes devs checking builds, fast running out of time.

Atop the hierarchy, of dew and games and hype
And GAF and all the other sites, of every different type
Sits the pious Pope of games, aside his fine Doritos
For he has all the answers, announcements only he knows

For this weekend could be a blast, it too could be a bust
When we look back upon it all, remember this you must
Although we loved the things we saw, it's brought your hype to cease
Upon the realisation that, they're years still from release
 
Covered so far:
-Shenmue 3
-FF7 remake
-TLG
-Half life 3
-Chrono Trigger sequel

I honestly do not think there isanymore juice to squeeze out of this thred....and thus poetry time
 
What we'll see on Friday night, remains a mystery
And while some doth hype it up, the rest don't share their glee
Saturday too let's not forget, could offer bombs aplenty
Momentous times demand fanfare, as Playstation turns twenty

On NeoGAF the posters post, "What is the megaton!?"
Amidst the hubbub and the mess, the lurkers watch the fun
The mods look down upon them all, and keep the place in line
Behind the scenes devs checking builds, fast running out of time.

Atop the hierarchy, of dew and games and hype
And GAF and all the other sites, of every different type
Sits the pious Pope of games, aside his fine Doritos
For he has all the answers, announcements only he knows

For this weekend could be a blast, it too could be a bust
When we look back upon it all, remember this you must
Although we loved the things we saw, it's brought your hype to cease
Upon the realisation that, they're years still from release

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Man, the things I would do when Sony announces a current-gen Fighting Force or Gekido, co-op brawler taking place is a huge city.

Had so much fun with Fighting Force in co-op.
 
Uh Sony has not been hyping this event as this thread has.

Also are you still mad over Tenchu ?

yeah, there has definitely been more outside hype than sony hyping it up. if PSX provides nothing else other than ps1/2 emulation or 1 new PS4 exclusive, and/or a sliver of uncharted 4 gameplay that blows everyone away (ie. any 2 of those 3), it'll be about in line with what they themselves did to hype up this event. all of this other stuff about FF remakes, bringing a bunch of old franchises back is all hype created from anticipation of this event and speculation.
 
reality:

"come on, move on. where are the games? can't believe i'm staying up for this shit. they hyped this up? i don't wanna see this dev studio bring on naughty dog already! boooring. ugh indie games where are the real games? yeah yeah yeah we know so show us the games already! wow we only have 30 mins left let's go surprise me leave me shook! wtf that was it? i hope xbone sells more this december so sony won't be giving us shit like this. wow sony has become complacent!"
So prophetic. EmptySpace you da the real MVP.
 
If Sony mentions that PSX is going to be epic, I just might think Epic may announce a PS4 exclusive ala Samaritan.

Cross that off, I predict they will.

This conference is going to be off the charts.
 
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