Gematsu: Sony to hold Playstation Experience event in December

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I'm sad because there is no Wonderbook love in this thread :(
 
Fox_Mulder said:
I'm sad because there is no Wonderbook love in this thread :(
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Don't worry, Fox_Mulder, I mentioned Wonderbook in my predictions for PSX:

''At this stage, I expect Shawn Layden to fly out onto the stage in a glorious spectacle of stardust and wondrous applause. Announcing Vib Ribbon 2 with furious hand gestures, he will apologise for Powers at E3, and repent by announcing Shenmue 3 in partnership with Sega.

He will then proceed to take off his face mask, revealing his true identity: Mark Cerny.

Mark will then proceed to slither across the stage with the Crash revival announcement, and close his segment by grinning in a sinister fashion akin to the Grinch whilst removing his mask and revealing another identity: Jim Ryan.

Jim will strut around the stage with the camera panning in and out uncontrollably while announcing Horizon from Guerrilla Games and Media Molecule's 3D world builder. The camera will once again pan in closer, then zip back out while he removes his mask, leading to another identity being revealed: Shinji Hashimoto.

Shinji will begin his announcement, but will be interrupted by Major Nelson invading the stage screaming hysterically ''I BELIEVE IN PHIL SPENCER!!!'' while throwing excavated ET cartridges into the crowd trying desperately to win their approval. Hashimoto will dropkick him off stage while the Sony executes use unwanted Wonderbook accessories to beat him senseless. The screen will just simply flash FINAL FANTASY VII and the audience will descend into manic chaos and begin transcending to another plane of existence.

Shinji will end with ''Please be Excited'' while impersonating Hannibal Lector's speech mannerisms, and remove his last mask, revealing the true identity of the person on stage the whole time. The camera will fade to black, and the voice of a man who sounds like he inhaled too much helium will proudly announce that Sony Computer Entertainment has officially acquired Nintendo, name himself as Andrew House and end conference with Reggie being lowered onto the stage in a cage to be poked with sticks by the 5500 strong audience.

As the crowd starts shaking with euphoria and their muscles being to weaken, massive amounts of African bees will be released from the auditorium ceiling as House laughs manically. As the masses scream in terror, Shuhei Yoshida and Adam Boyes will patiently wait outside with a camera crew to film the crowds reactions as they run through the doors shrieking in terror, using the footage to promote next year's PSX.''
 
Those of you who saw. Please say nothing. To those of you who didn't, I didn't say anything specific I just teased a little bit more than I should've.
 
I'll try to add you guys to the hype train later. It's three in the morning now. Also, feel free if anybody wants to mess with it as well. You can't ruin a hype train; it is just impossible. lol

In the mean time, I switched frames to the following gif:
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I don't believe that i'm hyped for a FF7 remake and TLG hahahahaha this is fantastic.
FUCK I MISS THE TEASING i'm 2 hours in this thread and i miss the most important thing.


But i'm just waiting for another disappointment :(
 
Danlord said:
Well, Sony could start to announce a game in a live-action short with a scene of a young intern being shouted at by his boss, obscured from the scene. He needs to come up with a way to advertise their next product or else he's fired. So this intern is desperately searching to find the right way to advertise the product. Then he hears of this mysterious person, and upon hearing about him he starts to look for him, even though no-one has heard of him. Then, he finds someone in a back alley, bottle of alcohol wrapped in paper bag and faint mumbles and the intern just says "One last time, for all times sake..". The guy stands up, and it's revealed it's Kevin Butler. VP of Megatons. The boss after looking at it on his laptop sits back and reacts to the finished piece and it's revealed the boss is none other than Antonio Banderas doing the known meme.


Damn you hype train haha :)
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I always figured Butler would have been in PSABR usig a Move controller that would change into weapons
 
Holy shit. If you really want to know what I said it'll be spoilered for those that don't want to know anything:

I said that multiple groups were going to win the bet. That's it. I just thought it may have been too much.
 
6 more days of this? No way this won't leak before Saturday with the way Worthy has been teasing and spilling beans left and right so far. Heads are gonna roll.
 
Worthy Edge, I'd just like to know where you think you can rank yourself amongst the list of insiders GAF used to have before? Do you think you'd have known about Microsoft's DRM policies at the same that FamousMortimer did, or before?
 
StuBurns said:
Teasing teases now? Can this thread sink no lower?
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Asking myself the same thing. This is actually quite annoying at this point. If you're going to do drive by posts like that and then not elaborate then don't say anything at all, otherwise you get pages of people begging for PM's rather than discussing.

Don't mean to sound like I'm backseat moderating but this culture of teasing is becoming kind of pathetic. I want to enjoy the hype!

EDIT: Goddamn, I'm a member now :O
 
Is there going to be any sort of media presence there?

I know they are going to stream the keynote, but what about a lot of the games on the floor? Are we going to be able to see those in some capacity?
 
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