Gematsu: Sony to hold Playstation Experience event in December

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DieH@rd said:
Batch #2 added!
PSD http://a.pomf.se/tjnvdj.psd

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There is less and less place available. :D Batch#3 will arrive in 7-9h, it will consist from the tickets from pages 255+.
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OMG, please put me on Kaz's chin.

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TheJollyCorner said:
Haha I feel bad for guys like Gopher & DemonNite. They can't even come into threads like this without every single word being twisted into some kind of tease or hint. :p

The mods watch with uncomfortable detachment.
Verendus has retreated to his bunker.
Jason Schreier admitted to a gambling addiction.
Boyes popped in with a poem.
TheWorthyEdge was cast into Mt.Doom.
PlayStation Europe is mooning the audience.

It's only Tuesday.
This train don't have no brakes!
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You know how to deflate such hype? We can talk about all the broken dreams Sony has made by closing down studios or not making sequels to games we would like.

Remember Colony Wars?
One of the endings results in your literally starving billions of people
Toomba?
Omega Boost?
WipeOut?
 
tempest3 said:
Well it has the checkmark for a legit account. I suppose they could put it for no reason but maybe not. I found it interesting that they capitalized "one"
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See I picked M(ff7 remake) on verendus list knowing its not happening anytime soon. But seeing that just got my hopes up and I really don't want to get hype but its starting to mess with my head. Oh gawd...
 
Drac84 said:
Time to remove the shackles of conservatism and embrace the hype train. My updated predictions for the keynote:


  • Show opens with a trailer for new Crash. Thunderous applause.
  • The applause transitions into screams as Jack Tretton, who has been temporarily reinstated as head of SCEA for 2 hours, takes the stage to MC the event.
  • Announces a PS4 price-drop to $149. All existing PS4 owners are gifted $200 into their PSN accounts as a thank you to launch-window buyers. Can barely hear him over the screams.
  • The lights dim as a trailer for Horizon, now named 'Emagon' is shown. The graphical fidelity of the dinosaurs causes several attendees to become hysterical. Paramedics take them away and call for backup.
  • The SEGA logo illuminates the screen. Shenmu 1 & 2 HD collection announced, bundled freely with Shenmu 3, exclusive to PS4.
  • Kojima takes the stage. MGS5 now PS4 exclusive. MGS 1, 2 and 3 to be remade in the Fox Engine for PS4. As is Snatcher. Norman Reedus and Del Toro join him on stage for a 10 minute gameplay demo of Silent Hills. Tears stream down the faces of the audience the entire time.
  • Boyes sprints on stage dressed as Santa Claus, complete with Santa’s Sack. ‘I have some more gifts for you” he says, causing uncontrollable trembling in all present.
  • Suikoden I & II are available for download NOW on PSN, including optional fully orchestrated soundtrack.
  • Did somebody say Dino Crisis 4? Yes. Adam Boyes did, JUST NOW. He makes an awkward joke about PS4 being the undisputed home of dinosaurs. The reveal trailer shows Regina in a mech-suit fighting a T-Rex, 12 Raptors and a misguided Stegosaurus atop a mountain during a hurricane.
  • Boyes drops his Santa Sack on the floor and opens it. Shinji Hashimoto jumps out. The audience has been crying for so long that large swaths of people are losing brain function due to low salt-levels.
  • He doesn’t need to ask people to please be excited; there isn’t a dry seat in the room. New trailer shown for Kingdom Hearts. Mandy Moore is back as Aerith. FFXV world map shown, and 2015 release date revealed. “One more thing.” Audience holds its breath. FFVII HD remaster trailer shown. PS4 exclusive. Many audience members forget to resume breathing. The death count is getting out of control.
  • Amid the chaos, Chris Metzen takes the stage. PS4 exclusive Starcraft Ghost revealed. Paramedics have to restrain a man from clawing his own eyes out, such is the intensity of the reveal trailer.
  • Tretton takes the stage, visibly shaken by the carnage before him. But the show must go on. Let’s talk about firmware (it’s a Sony conference). Suspend resume available next week. PSN name changes sorted out, PS2 trophy support.
  • A turnbuckle and wrestling ropes rise from the stage, and Shu rushes towards it and reaches over with his outstretched hand. Tretton tags him in.
  • Medieval, Dark Cloud, Syphon Filter, Colony Wars and Wip3out have all been green-lit for PS4 games. The amount of happening in the room is causing cracks to appear in the walls of the theatre.
  • Kratos appears on screen. He's fighting the Gods of ancient Norse mythology. Trailer concludes with him disembowling Odin with a Dane Axe.
  • Naughty Dog logo appears. First footage of the Uncharted movie is shown. Wow, they really nailed the casting of Drake. Hang on. No? It couldn’t be? It’s actually photo-realistic 60fps 1080p gameplay footage of Uncharted 4. The stress of seeing UC4 gameplay causes a woman in the front row to go into premature labour. She wasn’t even pregnant when the show began.
  • Tretton thanks people for attending and watching at home. They still have new gameplay of Bloodbourne, The Order, No Man’s Sky, EGTTR, Rime, Wild, The Witness, Shadow of the Beast and more, but emergency rooms are at breaking point. Too much hype has been spilled this day.
  • “Oh, just one more thing”
  • The Last Guardian lives. Chunks of concrete fall from the ceiling, crushing those below. The room can’t handle all of the feels pulsating out of gamers as they bask in the glory of the gameplay trailer. The audience is too transfixed to run. When the June 2015 launch date is revealed the internet as we once knew it is dead. People watching at home scramble to put batteries in CB radios, hoping to pick up military chatter about the PSX event.
  • Only one attendee remains alive in the theatre. His glasses shattered while watching Sora, Donald and Goofy wage battle with Prince Hans, sparing his eyes from what followed. Scrambling over the corpses in the theatre, he takes refuge under a desk with Jack Tretton.
  • “Is it over?” he asks Jack tentatively.
  • “Yes” sighs Jack. “Well, except for one more thing”
  • The roof explodes, allowing a helicopter to lower someone down onto the stage.
  • It’s Gaben. Half-life 3 confirmed. Console exclusive on PS4. Available for download on Steam and PS4 RIGHT NOW.

If it eventuates it’d only be a solid 7/10 show because no Mass Effect or Fallout.
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Been lurking in this thread for the last two days at work but this shit right here had me laughing uncontrollably in my office. Perfection sir.
 
Think of it this way, if they put any other disc in there, we would assume they are reviving that franchise as well. So why not put one of the more iconic PS1 titles in there?
 
Yeah- WorthyEdge avoided the guillotine, bailed out, couldn't help himself & came back trumpeting that more megatons were in-bound.

As others have said- he flew too close to the sun. Amir0x was flying just enough below him to avoid the flames. ;)
 
TheBooya said:
You requested it, so here is my poem:

Only 5 days away from our very first
Public event and the Gaf just ‘bout burst

Amazing to see many guesses and Gifs
Until 10am that day you’ll be hanging from cliffs.

The problem with Gaf and it’s vast speculation
Is that even great news brings out your frustration

One person’s favorite is another’s least fave
But we try to bring games that most gamers crave

Our goal is to have fun, share news, announce games
Meet new friends, talk games & also denounce flames

Keep an open mind while we attempt something new
Hope to see you all there where we can share a cold brew!
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诗神
 
Can someone give me a summary why this thread absolutely exploded in the last few days? I imagine something had to have been teased for this hype train to blossom the way it has.

Or are people that hyped for seeing more Bloodborne or something? :P
 
Xpliskin said:
I know it's not happening, but a FF7 remake would preemptively destroy other competitors like what happened with Sega
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HOLD ME!

Foffy said:
Can someone give me a summary why this thread absolutely exploded in the last few days? I imagine something had to have been teased for this hype train to blossom the way it has.

Or are people that hyped for seeing more Bloodborne or something? :P
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FF7R, TLG Hype, Dragon's Dogma 2, Shenmue III, etc.

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I know the list is longer but those are the game I want :P

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CRASH BANDICOOT HOMIEEEEEEEEEE
 
SDK 2.0 brought a lot of upgrades to the Camera so I wonder if they will show anything that make use of the camera at PSX.
 
Final Fantasy VII is allegedly the most important game of the PlayStation, it would make a lot of sense to remake it for the 20th anniversary. It's the often regarded as one of the greatest and more popular J-RPG, it would sell millions on that reputation alone. SCEJ has been known to work on a massive J-RPG, and it's a studio that love to work in relation with other partners - a Square/Sony collaboration would work wonders for both of them.

And yet... it will NEVER happen. I suspect one of the main reason being that Square is simply stupid, but it's irrelevant. It's not happening. We have a lot to look forward to this week, but FFVII ain't one of those.
 
Is anyone going to go to The Game Awards while they are out in Vegas? I just found out about it and am thinking of picking up tickets. I think it would make for a fun complement to the PlayStation Experience.
 
BakedYams said:
HOLD ME!



FF7R, TLG Hype, Dragon's Dogma 2, Shenmue III, etc.

Edit:

I know the list is longer but those are the game I want :P
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Stop! Its too much! I can't take it! F all your hype trains! I hope you all crash! My heart can't take it!

FF9 is better though. Come at me.
 
Foffy said:
Can someone give me a summary why this thread absolutely exploded in the last few days? I imagine something had to have been teased for this hype train to blossom the way it has.

Or are people that hyped for seeing more Bloodborne or something? :P
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Nothing concrete.
A furious combo of:

-mysterious Emagon/SCE teaser
-TheWorthyEdge returning with more hype/teases (hinting at a 'gigaton' lol)
-Amir0x laying down a solid, multi-part tease
-Adam Boyes showing up with a nice little poem
-GopherD making a rare appearance
-PlayStation Europe tweeting a pic of the PS1 with open case/FFVII visible

Probably missing some, but those are the hits from about the last 12 hours or so. ;)
 
Foffy said:
Are these fans everlasting hopes, or is there weight to any of these desired games? It's like every year someone is expecting these games to show up, and they never do.
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It's mostly hopes and dreams but Amirox did drop some hints as to some of the things that will be shown:

1. Something(s) that were shown before and will make a reappearance.
2. Something that has been heavily requested and will finally happen.
3. Something to do with a franchise which will end up turning heads.

So naturally ppl assume stuff like TLG, remakes and 3rd party exclusives.
 
TheJollyCorner said:
Nothing concrete.
A furious combo of:

-mysterious Emagon/SCE teaser
-TheWorthyEdge returning with more hype/teases (hinting at a 'gigaton' lol)
-Amir0x laying down a solid, multi-part tease
-Adam Boyes showing up with a nice little poem
-GopherD making a rare appearance
-PlayStation Europe tweeting a pic of the PS1 with open case/FFVII visible

Probably missing some, but those are the hits from about the last 12 hours or so. ;)
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Are all of those to one game, or to a series of games? I imagine mentioning FFVII at the end imply it's all related to that, but didn't Square say they had no plans of announcing a remake at this event?
 
TheJollyCorner said:
Yeah- WorthyEdge avoided the guillotine, bailed out, couldn't help himself & came back trumpeting that more megatons were in-bound.

As others have said- he flew too close to the sun. Amir0x was flying just enough below him to avoid the flames. ;)
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At this point, I'd rather them not say anything at all about it and just let it all take place organically Sat. It's bound to leak ahead of time though, someone will want to be a martyr and let it fly all over the internet by Friday so they can get their 5 second epein hard-on with the extra attention though.
 
crazyprac said:
I recently played the remake/remaster/newer version/milking of it so my thirst for it was quenched.
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So you mean to tell me that you think some steampunk version of FF with an emotional teenage boy is better than Terra? You sir have no morals.
I kid, to each their own.
 
fuzzyreactor said:
Ridiculously hilarious prediction list followed by Boyes poem. Gaf
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Right?? I don't know what to add that already hasn't been said, but these two posts are all that is right with Gaf. Bravo. And thank you, Gaf:')

My PS4 is out for delivery right now, and this thread and these posts in particular have pushed my hype levels past the breaking point.

2015 is gonna be an amazing year :D
 
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