bananafactory
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Yup.
Part of your opening NEEDS to be
"I don't know how much the rest of you know about Playstation culture, but I'm an expert"
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Gematsu: Sony to hold Playstation Experience event in December
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Yup.
Part of your opening NEEDS to be
"I don't know how much the rest of you know about Playstation culture, but I'm an expert"
FootballFan
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iamvin22
Industry Verified
reposting just in case.
soooooo gggoooooooddddd!!!!
or "boom!"
heres another adam.
" we've worked hard to bring you this experience in december and trust us its ssooooooo goooooodd. so to avoid debates and stuff here is what we have in store for you, check it out."
trailers and demos roll.
you come back out on stage. "boom! good night everybody"
soooooo gggoooooooddddd!!!!
or "boom!"
heres another adam.
" we've worked hard to bring you this experience in december and trust us its ssooooooo goooooodd. so to avoid debates and stuff here is what we have in store for you, check it out."
trailers and demos roll.
you come back out on stage. "boom! good night everybody"
God damn
I love you.
anexanhume
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Between two Cerns.
Naughty_Doge
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Bomba.
bananafactory
Banned
"The Shuhei Yoshida Effect" with an infographic of something random
I like this one too haha.
Honestly, just let Kessler write the whole thing. I'm sure it'll turn out fiiiine.
boredandlazy
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Has anyone posted 'Breathing Intensifies' yet?
kungfuian
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will "shortly" have shipped 20 million PS4 consoles to retailers
Jawbreaker
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"In the tub with Cerny"
unearthly, envisage, mind-boggling, cleverness, ingenuity, glorious, marvelous, bliss, arcadia, utopia, zion, stunning, shocking, astonishing, energize, ignite, intense.
The actual opening, needs to be the original PSX Boot up sound/screen, leading into the montage of developers/games.
EmptySpace
Banned
hype train?
come on, adam. all aboard the hype train.
meltdown.
believe.
come on, adam. all aboard the hype train.
meltdown.
believe.
bananafactory
Banned
HAHA how did we miss that?
Really, anything + "intensifies" is good.
Or:
"You know ____ we really are the ____"
PlayStation Vita is IN!
BMO = GOAT
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Tub reference would get GAF more hype.
Brething intensifies is also good.
Brething intensifies is also good.
illmatic22
Banned
So long dental plan.
WooHooAlex
Member
You're welcome, GAF
Just for reference, here's the words Adam's picked so far:
Plethora
Hypetrain
Dystopian
(maybe?) We've heard you, we've worked hard, tirelessly, into the late nights, working through the late nights, coding away, writing poems and bringing to you the games, YOU really want.
Beefy
The thirst is real
PlayStation Vita
Something similar to "this isn't even my final form"
Believe
[this post was updated to include Adam's responses on this page]
Plethora
Hypetrain
Dystopian
(maybe?) We've heard you, we've worked hard, tirelessly, into the late nights, working through the late nights, coding away, writing poems and bringing to you the games, YOU really want.
Beefy
The thirst is real
PlayStation Vita
Something similar to "this isn't even my final form"
Believe
[this post was updated to include Adam's responses on this page]
Jawbreaker
Member
Hivemind
something similar to this is IN!
ADAM BOYES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DROPPIN' BOMBS.
bananafactory
Banned
oh shit lol its happening isnt it
travisbickle
Member
Announce the new Wipeout as "the original corridor racer".
mic drop.
Oh my god. I'm crazy that I'm looking forward to your segment more than the announcements now, lol
When I was a kid my family would play single player games together. When my little sisters were in bed both my parents and I would boot up the PS1 to play the latest Tomb Raider. Mom would have the latest typed up strategy guide for whichever level we were on in case we got stuck, dad would do the exploratory phase of going through the level, and I would tackle the more difficult jumps.
I think that was an experience that hasnt been copied in recent years as games have sort of lost that uniqueness of new technology, but the original Playstation was still a marvel, and it brought the whole family around to watch, play, and strategize together.
I like the idea of a family point team working together to get through challenges, where you arent playing for yourself, but for an audience.
LookAtMeGo
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The age of sony is just getting started
BMO = GOAT
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Nightengale
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"For Playstation 4, a sequel to the critically acclaimed Playstation Vita title, Gravity Rush" doesn't count.
Off-Kilter
Banned
Believe is IN!
fuzzyreactor
Banned
lmao, i would seriously puke with laughter
corridor
please use it in some way, even better if racer is at the end
ah man..... i mentioned that 4 pages ago... at least its in!
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