CM Punk signs with UFC

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Not going to work. He's taken too many jolts from 15 years of bumping. He's going to get flash ko'd in his first fight. Especially if they actually test him.
 
36 years old. Not a great athlete. No real background in wrestling or any real combat sport. Took a few boxercise classes. light heavyweight's mass on a welterweight's body. Doesn't do (performance enhancing) drugs. Smells like a recipe for success. Dana pulled a Coker though and got himself a Kimbo Slice. At least this means he's maybe dropping the pretense that this is a legitimate sport.
 
Kusagari said:
Dana's going to be looking for the can of all cans to fight him.
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This was my first thought. CM probably stands for "Can Mauler" in the UFC. This guy has never been an athlete and is way past his prime. Dude is going to get wrecked if he goes up against anyone with any skill.
 
I'll watch the GIF of him being choked/knocked out.
 
Imagine if he actually does good and returns to WWE with a limited Brock-like appearance schedule. Plus, even if he gets his ass kicked, he gets to go home to be nursed by this
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lmao this is gonna be great. Can't lie it's a draw, but it'll be fun as fuck to see him get destroyed.

Will he be worse or better than Batista? Reminder: Batista undefeated (thank christ)
 
Everything this guy said on the podcasts was total bullshit. All he's interested in is money.

I got no problem with that, but his denial of it is fucking crazy.
 
Lot of people going to be eating crow in this thread.

It's funny that people think that he can't fight simply because he's a wrestler, it's as if he hasn't been training jiujitsu for a long time and doesn't have any natural talent at all.. oh wait.
 
IdreamofHIME said:
Everything this guy said on the podcasts was total bullshit. All he's interested in is money.

I got no problem with that, but his denial of it is fucking crazy.
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Punk's issue wasn't with money as much as it was with not getting respect.
Thing is, most of the ways your employer can show you respect involve getting paid more money.

JMDSO said:
It's very obvious that he craves being the center of attention.
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That too.
 
Vince McMahon said:
lmao this is gonna be great. Can't lie it's a draw, but it'll be fun as fuck to see him get destroyed.

Will he be worse or better than Batista? Reminder: Batista undefeated (thank christ)
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Batista didn't fight in the UFC. Punk matches should actually be interesting to watch
 
this is punks way of going back to the WWE with sponsors on his trunks in fighting in the main event
 
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