I think we might be missing the New England's real cheating scheme in all of this. Someone needs to get to the bottom of it.
NFL 2014 CC |OT| Holy Grail
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I think we might be missing the New England's real cheating scheme in all of this. Someone needs to get to the bottom of it.
Remember that touchdown throw to Solder? That has distraction written all over it. They knew the refs wouldn't even think about air related shenanigans if that guy was out there scoring TDs.
Layers upon layers of cheating. Perhaps someone should check Josh Cribbs' bank statements for any mysterious recent deposits.
You and Gata should team up to lead the NFL-Gaf investigation. You guys can report to Bionic.
If nothing is found, it just means the NFL covered it up. It's evident the entire league is on the Kraft payroll.
No, bread, no. That was just awesome like the Edelman TD the week before. If that Patriot team, the one that could score without cheating and instead a combination of gumption and trickeration, was the the one to play every snap, they truly would be America's team.
They're practically the NFL's Harlem Globetrotters as is.
WesternHeretic
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Pats break rules so we break them! Do it for America Seahawks!
Duxxy3
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If the ball boy is on the Kraft payroll the super bowl is as good as over. Seattle has no chance.
pretty much a given IMO.
WesternHeretic
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Haha jokes on you we are excellent cheaters ourselves!
Mackenzie 92
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Lance kiffin did it at USC as well. Whats the benefit?
The Gata can be the undercover agent. He can infiltrate their organization on Kid's Fan Club day.
better grip on the ball I believe.
Much easier to catch a deflated ball, especially with bad weather. Easier to throw as well.
Duxxy3
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To counteract the deflated balls, the seahawks are going to put adderall into the gatorade on their sideline. Calling it now.
Then Goodell burned the Spygate tapes.
eBay Huckster
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I really hope Seattle loses by 20 even with Deflategate
WesternHeretic
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Metal plates in their shoes. Can't wait to break all of Brady and Gronk's toes!
Spikes on our shoulder pads... Kam might kill someone!
Since Russell Wilson has become the starting QB of the Seattle Seahawks they have only lost by more than 7 points ONE TIME and it was by 9 points. Not once have we lost by more than 9 in the Russell Era.
WanderingWind
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I really hope the Patriots lose both draft picks, the Super Bowl by 87 points and then Brady who retires in shame. It's really in the best interest in the game.
tiggerkiddo
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New England needs to learn from Penn State obviously.
LyleLanley
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Wouldn't this benefit both teams?
eBay Huckster
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occasionally, streaks end
Depends on if the grounds crew were complicit. And who was on the grounds crew. I'm pretty sure those guys are employed by the teams and not the league.
boy I wish I had an amazing defense
Duxxy3
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He got too close to the deflated ball that it distracted him from the blindside hit. Devious Belichick!
sf2fanatic
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DM why you posting? I thought you had other things to do?
So let's get this straight. The balls are provided by the home team to the officials for pressure testing before kickoff. The balls are then given back to the home team to be distributed? Why bother having the officials test them only to give them back afterwards?
None of this makes sense.
I know. The league actually trusts teams to play fairly. Unreal.
That doesn't make sense. Obviously they don't completely trust them, as the balls are tested. My question isn't why the league does this, but if. Who gets the balls after the officials?
sf2fanatic
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Wondering how Katy Perry gonna look. Also its on NBC. We get a live pre game anthem?
hey we got 2 weeks to talk about something.
Hey were discussing deflated balls here not Katy Perry's assests.
sf2fanatic
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Yeah they talked about it too during the game. Then it moved on.
Vire
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Buckethead
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Hi friends,
I'm going to try to keep this short before it becomes any more self-pitying and indulgent than it's already going to be, but long story short I've asked to be permed from GAF.
I'm not interested in it anymore, it's a distraction, and I invest too much time making football threads when I should be focusing on getting my life together.
It really has nothing to do with the Packers or football although that collapse was a cherry on top of shit sundae that has been the last couple months of my life, if not a perfect analogy outright.
It's more so due to the fact that I've become an irritable malcontent that wakes up hating every day and I need to figure out how to fix that for my own health and sanity. Like Godslay's boy Pey Pey, I've been playing injured, and this is as far as I can make it.
It's been a lot of fun talking shit with all of you notably Bionic, Chuck, Deacon, FMT, Pigeon may he rest in peace, DM, Bread, Bowser/Grover all y'all look alike anyway jk, RBH, Jak, Xia, and probably more people I'm forgetting. It's been fun.
I appreciate the couple of people who have given me life advice and provided a shoulder when I've needed it - Wienke, TheLegendary, and occasionally papa Ez. Endless thanks are due to Greg for being the nicest dude in the history of dudes and someone I consider a great friend.
If you're interested in catching a beer, game, or whatever down the road, you likely know where to find me. For another time.
Best of luck to Seattle in the Super Bowl, Rando deserves nice things.
Remember, bans are like glorified vacations anyway. I'll see you guys around.
-Alex
I'm going to try to keep this short before it becomes any more self-pitying and indulgent than it's already going to be, but long story short I've asked to be permed from GAF.
I'm not interested in it anymore, it's a distraction, and I invest too much time making football threads when I should be focusing on getting my life together.
It really has nothing to do with the Packers or football although that collapse was a cherry on top of shit sundae that has been the last couple months of my life, if not a perfect analogy outright.
It's more so due to the fact that I've become an irritable malcontent that wakes up hating every day and I need to figure out how to fix that for my own health and sanity. Like Godslay's boy Pey Pey, I've been playing injured, and this is as far as I can make it.
It's been a lot of fun talking shit with all of you notably Bionic, Chuck, Deacon, FMT, Pigeon may he rest in peace, DM, Bread, Bowser/Grover all y'all look alike anyway jk, RBH, Jak, Xia, and probably more people I'm forgetting. It's been fun.
I appreciate the couple of people who have given me life advice and provided a shoulder when I've needed it - Wienke, TheLegendary, and occasionally papa Ez. Endless thanks are due to Greg for being the nicest dude in the history of dudes and someone I consider a great friend.
If you're interested in catching a beer, game, or whatever down the road, you likely know where to find me. For another time.
Best of luck to Seattle in the Super Bowl, Rando deserves nice things.
Remember, bans are like glorified vacations anyway. I'll see you guys around.
-Alex
eBay Huckster
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yep.
Does anyone actually care about this?
sf2fanatic
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But Bucket, Royal Rumble next week. One more week! Like Bluedot
ty at least i dont have to hear joe buck or phil simms!
WesternHeretic
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Just take it easy man. Asking for a ban is normal but perm? That's a little too serious.