NFL 2014 CC |OT| Holy Grail

Bread

Banned
Imagine if all the strange offensive formations were meant to distract the refs from deflate-gate.
Remember that touchdown throw to Solder? That has distraction written all over it. They knew the refs wouldn't even think about air related shenanigans if that guy was out there scoring TDs.
 

Narag

Member
I think we might be missing the New England's real cheating scheme in all of this. Someone needs to get to the bottom of it.

Layers upon layers of cheating. Perhaps someone should check Josh Cribbs' bank statements for any mysterious recent deposits.
 

Narag

Member
Remember that touchdown throw to Solder? That has distraction written all over it. They knew the refs wouldn't even think about air related shenanigans if that guy was out there scoring TDs.

No, bread, no. That was just awesome like the Edelman TD the week before. If that Patriot team, the one that could score without cheating and instead a combination of gumption and trickeration, was the the one to play every snap, they truly would be America's team.

They're practically the NFL's Harlem Globetrotters as is.
 
To counteract the deflated balls, the seahawks are going to put adderall into the gatorade on their sideline. Calling it now.

Metal plates in their shoes. Can't wait to break all of Brady and Gronk's toes!

Spikes on our shoulder pads... Kam might kill someone!

I really hope Seattle loses by 20 even with Deflategate

Since Russell Wilson has become the starting QB of the Seattle Seahawks they have only lost by more than 7 points ONE TIME and it was by 9 points. Not once have we lost by more than 9 in the Russell Era.
 

WanderingWind

Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
I really hope the Patriots lose both draft picks, the Super Bowl by 87 points and then Brady who retires in shame. It's really in the best interest in the game.
 

jbug617

Banned
Metal plates in their shoes. Can't wait to break all of Brady and Gronk's toes!

Spikes on our shoulder pads... Kam might kill someone!

Legion of Boom

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KHarvey16

Member
Depends on if the grounds crew were complicit. And who was on the grounds crew. I'm pretty sure those guys are employed by the teams and not the league.

So let's get this straight. The balls are provided by the home team to the officials for pressure testing before kickoff. The balls are then given back to the home team to be distributed? Why bother having the officials test them only to give them back afterwards?

None of this makes sense.
 

chuckddd

Fear of a GAF Planet
So let's get this straight. The balls are provided by the home team to the officials for pressure testing before kickoff. The balls are then given back to the home team to be distributed? Why bother having the officials test them only to give them back afterwards?

None of this makes sense.

I know. The league actually trusts teams to play fairly. Unreal.
 
Hi friends,

I'm going to try to keep this short before it becomes any more self-pitying and indulgent than it's already going to be, but long story short I've asked to be permed from GAF.
I'm not interested in it anymore, it's a distraction, and I invest too much time making football threads when I should be focusing on getting my life together.

It really has nothing to do with the Packers or football although that collapse was a cherry on top of shit sundae that has been the last couple months of my life, if not a perfect analogy outright.
It's more so due to the fact that I've become an irritable malcontent that wakes up hating every day and I need to figure out how to fix that for my own health and sanity. Like Godslay's boy Pey Pey, I've been playing injured, and this is as far as I can make it.

It's been a lot of fun talking shit with all of you notably Bionic, Chuck, Deacon, FMT, Pigeon may he rest in peace, DM, Bread, Bowser/Grover all y'all look alike anyway jk, RBH, Jak, Xia, and probably more people I'm forgetting. It's been fun.

I appreciate the couple of people who have given me life advice and provided a shoulder when I've needed it - Wienke, TheLegendary, and occasionally papa Ez. Endless thanks are due to Greg for being the nicest dude in the history of dudes and someone I consider a great friend.
If you're interested in catching a beer, game, or whatever down the road, you likely know where to find me. For another time.

Best of luck to Seattle in the Super Bowl, Rando deserves nice things.

Remember, bans are like glorified vacations anyway. I'll see you guys around.

-Alex
 
Hi friends,

I'm going to try to keep this short before it becomes any more self-pitying and indulgent than it's already going to be, but long story short I've asked to be permed from GAF.
I'm not interested in it anymore, it's a distraction, and I invest too much time making football threads when I should be focusing on getting my life together.

It really has nothing to do with the Packers or football although that collapse was a cherry on top of shit sundae that has been the last couple months of my life, if not a perfect analogy outright.
It's more so due to the fact that I've become an irritable malcontent that wakes up hating every day and I need to figure out how to fix that for my own health and sanity. Like Godslay's boy Pey Pey, I've been playing injured, and this is as far as I can make it.

It's been a lot of fun talking shit with all of you notably Bionic, Chuck, Deacon, FMT, Pigeon may he rest in peace, DM, Bread, Bowser/Grover all y'all look alike anyway jk, RBH, Jak, Xia, and probably more people I'm forgetting. It's been fun.

I appreciate the couple of people who have given me life advice and provided a shoulder when I've needed it - Wienke, TheLegendary, and occasionally papa Ez. Endless thanks are due to Greg for being the nicest dude in the history of dudes and someone I consider a great friend.
If you're interested in catching a beer, game, or whatever down the road, you likely know where to find me. For another time.

Best of luck to Seattle in the Super Bowl, Rando deserves nice things.

Remember, bans are like glorified vacations anyway. I'll see you guys around.

-Alex

Just take it easy man. Asking for a ban is normal but perm? That's a little too serious.
 
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